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#10 - awesomenesss (01/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
More stories since I'm bored and play this game way to much.
>Be running to Berezino
>Get to the factory and see two naked dudes running down the road
>Decide to have some fun
>Run up to them yelling "PLEASE, PLEASE! HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE AND KIDS?"
>They play along
>Suddenly three guys with M4's and full camo run from the trees
>you'vegottabekiddingme.png
>They yell at me to get down
>The ******* naked guys are with them
>I start yelling at the armed guys "HAVE YOU SEEN MY FAMILY?"
>They shoot me in the leg
>They aren't having my shenanigans
>One guy handcuffs me while one bandages me
>They start asking me questions
>"WHAT'S THE SQUARE ROOT OF 576?
>I'm good at math so I got this
>"24"
>"God damn it we have to let him live" says a naked man
>"Okay but we're taking his pants"
>They take my pants and uncuff me
>They drop a fireaxe for me and send me on my way

And that's the story of when I met the math bandits.
User avatar #1 - puffyclouds (01/19/2014) [+] (7 replies)
> spawn in dayz
> run to a house
> find kiwi
> run to another house
> zombies there, they don't give a damn about me
> punch them to death
> get shot for no reason
> 10/10 game
#11 - awesomenesss (01/20/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Last one

>Be playing with same bro that goes invisible randomly
>We just looted Balota airfield and in Cherno now
>Bro has M4, I have Mosin with pretty **** accuracy
>Running to Cherno firestation
>See two heavily armed guys outside firestation, they don't see us
>Bro has balls of steel and tells me to stay back in case **** goes south
>I find a position
>Bro holsters his weapon and runs in the street saying he's friendly and asks if they are too
>One guy leans around corner and shoots friend 8-9 times in the body
>RIP you beautiful bastard
>Shoot one guy in head by luck, I was aiming at his body
>Quickly fin out that my Mosin shoot up and to the left of where I'm aiming
>Other guy at firestation fires shots at me
>Misses horribly
I try to flank around the FS and four more guys some out the back door
> ****** .jpeg
>Shoot one in the torso and another in the leg before having to retreat
>I manage to run ALL THE GOD DAMN WAY AROUND CHERNO and up in to an elevated building
Continued in next post
#15 to #14 - awesomenesss (01/20/2014) [-]
>I hear a familiar voice while evading bullets
>My bro runs in with an M4
>I assume he picked it up off his dead body while everyone was distracted
>I go prone because I know whats about to happen
>He goes full Rambo on these *************
>Sprays every last bullet he has
>There's one guy left and he's out of ammo
>Bro pulls out a revolver that he later told me had no ammo
>Points it right at the guys face
>Friend says "You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"
>We run off into the sunset
#31 - urapooper (01/20/2014) [-]
>playing dayz mod at night
>decided to stay on a rooftop for fun
>stare at the sky
>hear guy humming lion king song through the proximity chat
>let him pass while I laugh
>few minutes later hear gunshots
>waited for a few minutes for any sign of stranger
>he passed by again still humming the lion king song
#8 - awesomenesss (01/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Be me
>Playing DayZ with my bro about a week ago
>Bro has **** internet and randomly turns invisible in game for about 2 minutes at a time
>Heading down the coast to Elektro
>Hear lots of shot coming form Sniper Hill
>I have only a pistol and bro has nothing
>Be at the base of Sniper Hill
>Bro suddenly goes invisible
>gottagofast.jpeg
>Holster my pistol and run up and find the douchedick sniper
>Bro is flanking around him just incase he becomes visible in the middle of this
>Run up to Sniper and ask him if he's seen my friend
>Tells me to get on my knees
>thisisgettingkinky.gif
>Do as he asks
>All is going according to plan
>He handcuffs me and says he's going to force feed me disinfectant
>Bro becomes visible right as he's running down the hill behind him
>Yells at the top of his lungs "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
>Punches dude square in the back of the head, knocking him out
>Friend takes his gun while he's down, shooting him in the head
>He uncuffs me with the key the guy had.
>We continue on our journey
User avatar #58 - farceofnature (01/20/2014) [-]
>Spawn in small town west of elektro
>loot building find backpack but nothing to fill it with
>start making way to elektro but stop in a warehouse
>go to top of stairs but notice three guys enter
>They pull out crowbars and axes
>Ohcrap
>Sprint outside where another guy with axe joins chase
>everyone is yelling in voice chat to drop my backpack
>"THIS IS MY BACKPACK!" i yell back
>Decide to run into water
>they swim after me
>"are you guys really going to kill me for an empty backpack"
>"Yeah i guess (laughter)"
>Run into elektro where they chase a different guy with better backpack
>as they chase him i hear "DROP YOUR BACKPACK"

Just got chased by the backpack bandits
#25 - awesomenesss (01/20/2014) [+] (11 replies)
If anyone ever wants to play with someone who doesn't play seriously at all and likes to **** with people, send me a message and we can discuss times to play and such.
#33 to #32 - awesomenesss (01/20/2014) [-]
It's not like I'm gunna **** em through the internet. I just wanna play video games man.
User avatar #59 - farceofnature (01/20/2014) [-]
>Spawn in another small town
>start looting it, find handcuffs, food but no backpack
>guy runs up stairs swinging axe
>get out and start running down the road
>guy still chasing me
What is it with me and getting chased by people with axes?
>run into water, see him look at me and walk off
>go back onto land and see him crouched behind bush
>Start running away again
>decide to drop all my gear and clothes whilst running
>stop and turn around and see pursuer stop a meter away from me
>start spinning around and leaning side to side
> he does the same
Could have handcuffed him but i dropped the handcuffs
>Punch him and run off
>come back around for second punch
>we are now jousting
>he hits me with fire axe
>i die

Really regretting dropping the handcuffs
User avatar #66 - sexyhimself (01/20/2014) [-]
-start in some small town or some ****
-walk around inside every house and only find crap
- **** this .jpg
-starts going up the mountainside
-god this is boring .jpg
-oh **** is that a farm
-goes inside a barn and up some stairs
-should I jump down the stair?
-it's not even higher than me I can't possibly brake my legs
-OH **** ****** FARTS
-legs broken
-crawl around for 10 minutes
-come across another farm
-find a fire extinguisher
- **** yeah. jpg
-crawl around for 20 minutes
-another ******* farm
-crawl inside the barn
-drop of the stairs
-drop of the stairs
-drop of the ******* stairs
-dead
-haven't played since
#82 - limb (01/20/2014) [-]
>Playing dayz
>Fall off building
>Get blackscreen "You have died"
>Fall through floor
>"You have died"
>Walking down road
>"You have died"
>Climbing ladder
>"You have died"
>Eating can of beans
>"You have died"

My experience so far.
I hate how the death works.

Mfw I get butthurt every time I die.
User avatar #4 - OOOnelsonOOO ONLINE (01/20/2014) [+] (6 replies)
2.5 hours of playtime.


I've never seen another player, nor a zombie, nor have I died. Just kinda quit as it got boring...



What time of day should i get on for other people to be present?
User avatar #84 - omenaaa (01/20/2014) [-]
>fresh spawn
>find rotten kiwi in house
>die to food poisoning
>best game ever 5/5
#56 - riayl (01/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
When I meet people better geared than me in DayZ.
When I meet people better geared than me in DayZ.
User avatar #44 - dysfunctionalvet ONLINE (01/20/2014) [+] (6 replies)
How do you determine your own bloodtype, I've been playing solo do you have to get someone to draw your blood before you can tell or what? Kinda new, haven't figured everything out yet, thx for any answers and here is a link to a sweet loot spawn map for your troubles, dayzdb.com/map if you didn't already know about it, kinda helps finding your way to stuff if you're new
User avatar #2 - deathflamez (01/19/2014) [-]
well u gotta be damn proud of yer blood there
#92 - mutantunicorn (01/20/2014) [-]
AB+ master race
#91 - Jowi (01/20/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Holy **** can this happen?
User avatar #94 to #91 - aussiepridevil (01/20/2014) [-]
yep, blood bads dont spawn in the standalone, you have to take blood from other people, but just like IRL certain blood types are not compatible, so you have to get a blood test kit, which are very rare
#77 - yellowcardraiden ONLINE (01/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You should save your stories, and do what the McDisaster dude does. These stories are 						*******					 glorious.
You should save your stories, and do what the McDisaster dude does. These stories are ******* glorious.
#64 - higaphix (01/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Did someone say Type O Negative?

I love goth girls
User avatar #19 - agentdoubleohio (01/20/2014) [+] (8 replies)
what exactly is Dayz and is it worth playing now or is most people going to stop playing soon
#20 to #19 - awesomenesss (01/20/2014) [-]
DayZ is a hardcore Zombie Survival game. There is a Arma 2 mod of DayZ and the DayZ Standalone which is in an alpha stage right now. To play the mod you need Arma 2 and Arma 2 Operation Arrowhead, you can buy Arma 2 Combined Operation for about $25 which includes both Arma 2 and Operation Arrowhead. The DayZ standalone is $30 at the moment and will stay that way for at least the end of Alpha stage. Lots of people sill play the mod and lots of people still play the Standalone even though it is in alpha. I don't think people will stop playing the mod or the SA for a long time because, in my opinion, it is the best hardcore survival, zombie, and pvp experience.
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