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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#10 - awesomenesss
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(01/20/2014) [-]
More stories since I'm bored and play this game way to much.
>Be running to Berezino
>Get to the factory and see two naked dudes running down the road
>Decide to have some fun
>Run up to them yelling "PLEASE, PLEASE! HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE AND KIDS?"
>They play along
>Suddenly three guys with M4's and full camo run from the trees
>you'vegottabekiddingme.png
>They yell at me to get down
>The ******* naked guys are with them
>I start yelling at the armed guys "HAVE YOU SEEN MY FAMILY?"
>They shoot me in the leg
>They aren't having my shenanigans
>One guy handcuffs me while one bandages me
>They start asking me questions
>"WHAT'S THE SQUARE ROOT OF 576?
>I'm good at math so I got this
>"24"
>"God damn it we have to let him live" says a naked man
>"Okay but we're taking his pants"
>They take my pants and uncuff me
>They drop a fireaxe for me and send me on my way

And that's the story of when I met the math bandits.
User avatar #89 to #10 - insaneguy
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I think I need to play this game.
User avatar #99 to #10 - doyouevenupload
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"....."
>They start asking me questions
>do you like justin bieber?
>I'm lying so i say
>"Yes"
>"God damn it we have to let him live" says a naked man
>"Okay but we're taking his pants"
>They take my pants and uncuff me
>They drop a fireaxe for me and send me on my way

And that's the story of when I met the Swag bandits.
User avatar #42 to #10 - ubergoatman
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(01/20/2014) [-]
by this turn of events, they were probably meth bandits...
User avatar #1 - puffyclouds
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(01/19/2014) [-]
> spawn in dayz
> run to a house
> find kiwi
> run to another house
> zombies there, they don't give a damn about me
> punch them to death
> get shot for no reason
> 10/10 game
User avatar #30 to #1 - ydosac
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(01/20/2014) [-]
I have a similar experience but instead of killing the zombie I punched it for 84 punches, yes I counted, then it became interested in me and turned and hit me once and killed me.
User avatar #83 to #30 - puffyclouds
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i think i used 3-5 hits and it died
User avatar #100 to #30 - keltainenlumi
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1 punch to the head is usually enough.
User avatar #122 to #100 - ydosac
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Haha, yeah? I must have been hitting the ground or something instead.
User avatar #125 to #122 - keltainenlumi
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(01/21/2014) [-]
Well the melee combat is what it is so hitting anything accurately is kinda tricky.
Just try to find a firefighter axe. It kills zeds with one body hit.
User avatar #128 to #125 - ydosac
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, cheers. So annoying when bandits just come and attack me for no reason. back before the stand alone this bloke came and broke my legs and then healed my bleeding and just watched me crawl around.
User avatar #133 to #128 - keltainenlumi
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Thankfully the standalone is trying to make surviving a lot more complex so that people won't get bored and turn to killing other people.
Rocket has even said that there will be some special zombies some day.
#11 - awesomenesss
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(01/20/2014) [-]
Last one

>Be playing with same bro that goes invisible randomly
>We just looted Balota airfield and in Cherno now
>Bro has M4, I have Mosin with pretty **** accuracy
>Running to Cherno firestation
>See two heavily armed guys outside firestation, they don't see us
>Bro has balls of steel and tells me to stay back in case **** goes south
>I find a position
>Bro holsters his weapon and runs in the street saying he's friendly and asks if they are too
>One guy leans around corner and shoots friend 8-9 times in the body
>RIP you beautiful bastard
>Shoot one guy in head by luck, I was aiming at his body
>Quickly fin out that my Mosin shoot up and to the left of where I'm aiming
>Other guy at firestation fires shots at me
>Misses horribly
I try to flank around the FS and four more guys some out the back door
>******.jpeg
>Shoot one in the torso and another in the leg before having to retreat
>I manage to run ALL THE GOD DAMN WAY AROUND CHERNO and up in to an elevated building
Continued in next post
#45 to #11 - alldaypk
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have you figured out yet that for the mosin you can zero the sights? eg shooting at <50m with the rifle zeroed to 100m will shoot high and left?
#119 to #45 - awesomenesss
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Yeah I had it zeroed to 50m but the Mosins currently aren't that great. The weapons them selves have a condition that we can't see which should say if it's Prestine, Damaged and so on. It shoudl be fixed in the next patch so we can see the condition.
#124 to #119 - alldaypk
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i heard somewhere that all weapons are currently in their worst working condition (Badly Damaged) which would explain the inaccuracy of the .45 and the m4. if you saw the preview of the magnum rocket was holding it looked brand new, compared to the one you get ingame (blued barrel, rusted cylinder etc).
I would love to see any of the weapons at their best.
#127 to #124 - awesomenesss
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I'm pretty sure if you get an M4 off the ground or in barracks that has all prestine attachments, then the M4 itself is prestine. I do know that the FNX is zeroed to 200m by default and you can't zero it lower than that at the moment. Not sure how the Mosin and Revolver work as I haven't really messed with them a whole lot.
#132 to #127 - alldaypk
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if what you said about the m4 is true, i shouldn't have passed up the last one i came across :\
#131 to #127 - alldaypk
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haha, i only use the mosin and revolver. I find the mosin is hit and miss with accuracy, most are good, but the last one i used couldn't hit the side of a barn, and the revolver won't hit anything further than 30-50m which IMO is very unrealistic
User avatar #13 to #11 - Lloydles
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Dude, hurry up, I wanna go to bed.
#16 to #13 - awesomenesss
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Sorry man, new keyboard. Still trying to get used to it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Lloydles
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That was fantastic. Thank you.
#18 to #17 - awesomenesss
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You're welcome. If I have any more adventures that are as interesting I'll post them.
User avatar #73 to #18 - yourinvisiblegf
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thanks i love you
#118 to #73 - awesomenesss
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I love you too, random stranger on the internet.
#14 to #11 - awesomenesss
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>Squad is still at FS, I assume patching up
>Manage to shoot one in the face as he leans around the corner
>Apparently he saw where I was cuz all the other guys starting spraying my building with more shots than I've ever heard fired in a single minute
>All of a sudden hear a loud ass crack on the building next to mine and one guy at the FS drops
>Peek around the corner and it's some guy with a gas mask
>I decide to let him help me take these assholes out and then see if he needs to be eliminated
>We manage to take all but two guys out when I get shot in the back
>I start bleeding bad, but bandage myself up real quick
>I have almost no color and if I take another shot I'm dead
>Decide to go out like a champ
>Climb down my building and strip down to just my T-shirt and american flag undies
>Why is a Chinese woman wearing American flag undies?
>Never mind, I'll think about that later
>One shot left in my Mosin so I decide to just go bare fists
>Run in punching like a Jew boxing his way out of Auschwitz
>They are all wearing helmets
>myplanisruined.gif
Continued cuz I can only have 25 line breaks apparently
#15 to #14 - awesomenesss
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>I hear a familiar voice while evading bullets
>My bro runs in with an M4
>I assume he picked it up off his dead body while everyone was distracted
>I go prone because I know whats about to happen
>He goes full Rambo on these *************
>Sprays every last bullet he has
>There's one guy left and he's out of ammo
>Bro pulls out a revolver that he later told me had no ammo
>Points it right at the guys face
>Friend says "You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"
>We run off into the sunset
#48 to #15 - ffinfinity
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(01/20/2014) [-]
Glorious sunuvabitches right there
#31 - urapooper
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>playing dayz mod at night
>decided to stay on a rooftop for fun
>stare at the sky
>hear guy humming lion king song through the proximity chat
>let him pass while I laugh
>few minutes later hear gunshots
>waited for a few minutes for any sign of stranger
>he passed by again still humming the lion king song
#8 - awesomenesss
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(01/20/2014) [-]
>Be me
>Playing DayZ with my bro about a week ago
>Bro has **** internet and randomly turns invisible in game for about 2 minutes at a time
>Heading down the coast to Elektro
>Hear lots of shot coming form Sniper Hill
>I have only a pistol and bro has nothing
>Be at the base of Sniper Hill
>Bro suddenly goes invisible
>gottagofast.jpeg
>Holster my pistol and run up and find the douchedick sniper
>Bro is flanking around him just incase he becomes visible in the middle of this
>Run up to Sniper and ask him if he's seen my friend
>Tells me to get on my knees
>thisisgettingkinky.gif
>Do as he asks
>All is going according to plan
>He handcuffs me and says he's going to force feed me disinfectant
>Bro becomes visible right as he's running down the hill behind him
>Yells at the top of his lungs "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
>Punches dude square in the back of the head, knocking him out
>Friend takes his gun while he's down, shooting him in the head
>He uncuffs me with the key the guy had.
>We continue on our journey
User avatar #67 to #8 - higaphix
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your stories ******* rock
post some OC duuude
User avatar #68 to #67 - higaphix
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or like, whats the word, an official post on fj? idk i never post here
#120 to #68 - awesomenesss
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I'll definitely post some more DayZ stories when I can. Gotta get something interesting to happen first
User avatar #58 - farceofnature
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(01/20/2014) [-]
>Spawn in small town west of elektro
>loot building find backpack but nothing to fill it with
>start making way to elektro but stop in a warehouse
>go to top of stairs but notice three guys enter
>They pull out crowbars and axes
>Ohcrap
>Sprint outside where another guy with axe joins chase
>everyone is yelling in voice chat to drop my backpack
>"THIS IS MY BACKPACK!" i yell back
>Decide to run into water
>they swim after me
>"are you guys really going to kill me for an empty backpack"
>"Yeah i guess (laughter)"
>Run into elektro where they chase a different guy with better backpack
>as they chase him i hear "DROP YOUR BACKPACK"

Just got chased by the backpack bandits
#25 - awesomenesss
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(01/20/2014) [-]
If anyone ever wants to play with someone who doesn't play seriously at all and likes to **** with people, send me a message and we can discuss times to play and such.
User avatar #78 to #25 - garin
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Which do you have, Steam version or the Mod?
#117 to #78 - awesomenesss
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Sorry for the late reply, I have both the Standalone and the mod.
User avatar #123 to #117 - garin
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Don't worry mate, I am pretty shoddy myself. Right, what's your steam name if you don't mind me asking? I am willing to try and put in some hours.
#126 to #123 - awesomenesss
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Steam name is EchoVG. Just send me a message whenever to see if I'm available.
#71 to #25 - jaevel
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I would, but I don't have time.

or the game
#26 to #25 - awesomenesss
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(01/20/2014) [-]
Please be at least 14 years old. People without penises also accepted.
User avatar #32 to #26 - spinaltap
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so you're saying that you're okay with underage girls?
#33 to #32 - awesomenesss
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It's not like I'm gunna **** em through the internet. I just wanna play video games man.
User avatar #34 to #33 - spinaltap
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that's how it starts...
#35 to #34 - awesomenesss
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#72 to #35 - anon id: 0a2bb368
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=o Standalone or the mod? Iunno, it's been quite lonely on Standalone. >: everyone always holds me up for blood.
User avatar #59 - farceofnature
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>Spawn in another small town
>start looting it, find handcuffs, food but no backpack
>guy runs up stairs swinging axe
>get out and start running down the road
>guy still chasing me
What is it with me and getting chased by people with axes?
>run into water, see him look at me and walk off
>go back onto land and see him crouched behind bush
>Start running away again
>decide to drop all my gear and clothes whilst running
>stop and turn around and see pursuer stop a meter away from me
>start spinning around and leaning side to side
> he does the same
Could have handcuffed him but i dropped the handcuffs
>Punch him and run off
>come back around for second punch
>we are now jousting
>he hits me with fire axe
>i die

Really regretting dropping the handcuffs
User avatar #66 - sexyhimself
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-start in some small town or some ****
-walk around inside every house and only find crap
-**** this .jpg
-starts going up the mountainside
-god this is boring .jpg
-oh **** is that a farm
-goes inside a barn and up some stairs
-should I jump down the stair?
-it's not even higher than me I can't possibly brake my legs
-OH **** ****** FARTS
-legs broken
-crawl around for 10 minutes
-come across another farm
-find a fire extinguisher
-**** yeah. jpg
-crawl around for 20 minutes
-another ******* farm
-crawl inside the barn
-drop of the stairs
-drop of the stairs
-drop of the ******* stairs
-dead
-haven't played since
User avatar #4 - OOOnelsonOOO
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2.5 hours of playtime.


I've never seen another player, nor a zombie, nor have I died. Just kinda quit as it got boring...



What time of day should i get on for other people to be present?
User avatar #5 to #4 - shadowlordxx
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just pick a server with a ton of people on it and stay near the coast. more specifically cities on the coast, you'll find people no problem. for better or for worse.
User avatar #6 to #5 - OOOnelsonOOO
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I've never seen more than one or two severs to pick from. If that.
User avatar #39 to #6 - jessieqwertyu
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set ping to 1000. I did and a lot more servers showed up, all less than 100ping
User avatar #46 to #39 - bigmaeck
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yah OOOnelsonOOO do this, it works fine after this
User avatar #7 to #6 - shadowlordxx
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huh.. interesting.. I have like, over a hundred servers. Check filters, try googling the problem. look on the subreddit, idk.
#9 to #4 - awesomenesss
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If you want some really good pvp action, head to the Northeast airfield. I always see players there.