Dark Souls is Hard. I don't see the challenge... I really want Dark Souls: Prepare to Die edition for the PC. the second one, my PC isn't that grand to run it. mfw poorfag if You suck at Videogames
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - koneella
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if you hit hard and fast enough iron golem will fall over and you can just kill it before he can rise up again.
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#41 to #2 - anon id: 55eb1b43
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Or he will fall off the tower.
#86 to #2 - anon id: a8872ab7
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My friend got the iron golem to fall off the edge, it was so funny to watch
User avatar #149 to #2 - arkanios
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Either that or just slap your sword on his shins with both hands while using Power Within, and he'll topple over for a quick kill.
User avatar #343 to #2 - Encarna
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I don't know if I just bugged out. But with gold pine resin on it seemed to stun him, he literally didn't do anything once I hit him a few times with it.
#154 to #2 - bobtehsnail
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the golem could fall off the edge too. kinda funny
#114 to #2 - BeaverBalls
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hard and fast you say?
User avatar #175 to #114 - hackhazardly
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I'm getting such a clue right now.
#34 to #2 - Yardie
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Or you can just summon Iron Man, kick back, and sip on some Estus.
User avatar #100 to #34 - oborawatabinost
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This is true. I pretty much did nothing.
#4 to #2 - primalmachine
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Hard and fast? Oh, I was hitting him softly and slowly! Well thanks for the helpful advice!
Hard and fast? Oh, I was hitting him softly and slowly! Well thanks for the helpful advice!
#135 to #4 - blackoutonetwotwo
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Very very slowly...
Very very slowly...
#137 to #135 - blackoutonetwotwo
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Uh oh...

The Machine Spirit is not pleased.
#138 to #137 - primalmachine
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That is a beautiful picture...   
 I trust that you have sauce on the artist
That is a beautiful picture...
I trust that you have sauce on the artist
User avatar #140 to #138 - blackoutonetwotwo
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Google: Tech priest
#142 to #140 - primalmachine
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WarHammer I should have known, Thank you for the sauce.
Have a thumb and my gratitude.
Not to mention this ****** thing I spent almost 30 minutes on. ******* Photoshop
#144 to #142 - blackoutonetwotwo
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I thumb in return.
User avatar #145 to #142 - blackoutonetwotwo
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it's actually quite nice, fukken saved btw.
#146 to #145 - primalmachine
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I am a plebeian when it comes to photoshop.
I guess it could come in handy on some WarHammer content.
User avatar #354 to #142 - iwasonaboat
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How hard coudl it have been to just flip the thumb so it looks like he replaced his own hand?

#345 to #135 - anon id: c7a341f0
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*Replaces sword with kitten*

Very very softly too...
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#28 to #4 - tastyscoundrel
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Tarkus **** in your cereal or something?
User avatar #164 to #4 - hackhazardly
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FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME, IF YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH STR THE USE THE BLACK KNIGHT GREAT SWORD, DON'T ******* USE IT.
#182 to #164 - aerosol
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Considering that you need to reach the Kiln of the First Flame to get it, I don't think it will be an issue in Sen's Fortress.
User avatar #185 to #182 - hackhazardly
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It's a semi-common drop From the second black knight.
User avatar #298 to #185 - angelious
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hearing that its a semi common drop annoys me greatly because i "farmed" the **** out of those knights in order to get all the weapons(and by farming i mean i died a lot when trying to solo gwynn) and so far i only got 3 black knight spears 2 black knight shields 2 black knight great axes and two black knight swords
User avatar #364 to #298 - hackhazardly
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I should specify, It's only a semi-drop from the black knight's that wield a black knight great sword, and only the non-respawning ones.
User avatar #365 to #364 - angelious
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i know.

but the rest of the knights happily dropped their weapons as i "farmed" them but the greatsword still eludes me
User avatar #369 to #365 - hackhazardly
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How do you "farm" a non-respawning foes.
User avatar #370 to #369 - angelious
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the ones at the kilt of new water are respawnable
User avatar #371 to #370 - hackhazardly
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But the greatsword is only semi-common from the non-respawning ones.
User avatar #372 to #371 - angelious
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oh so the spawning one shalt not drop the greatsword?



that bastard...i killed hhim and his comrades a dozen of times and none of the other guys had the trouble dropping their gear for me
User avatar #387 to #372 - hackhazardly
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They will still drop it, it's just a rare drop.
User avatar #388 to #387 - angelious
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i was merely agonizing about the droppability of the greatsword of black knights
User avatar #389 to #388 - hackhazardly
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ah.
#187 to #185 - aerosol
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****, is it? I thought it just dropped a regular black knight sword.
User avatar #189 to #187 - hackhazardly
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Un-fortunately It only dropped a shield on my latest play-through.
#193 to #189 - aerosol
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On my first play through I got so so used to dying in undead burg that I just threw up my hands and attacked the first one instead of avoiding it. It dropped it's sword...
User avatar #194 to #193 - hackhazardly
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LOL.
#11 - avocadomessiah
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I really want Dark Souls: Prepare to Die edition for the PC. **** the second one, my PC isn't that grand to run it.   
   
mfw poorfag
I really want Dark Souls: Prepare to Die edition for the PC. **** the second one, my PC isn't that grand to run it.

mfw poorfag
User avatar #39 to #11 - andiminius
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I'd give you my steam copy if I could.
User avatar #59 to #11 - unlithe
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dude the second one would run smoother. honestly the old one is laggy as ****. especially in areas with liquids of any sort.
User avatar #82 to #11 - Deavas
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i got DS1 on pc but i cant ******* run it because GFWL ********
User avatar #284 to #82 - vohcaz
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Only reason i haven't bought it is ******* GFWL
User avatar #93 to #11 - internetscaresme
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Hey, the Second one isn't out on PC yet so you won't have and worries.
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User avatar #125 to #11 - Abortedwafflez
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Dude, if you want Dark Souls I can literally just trade it to you on Steam. Just say the word. Any game will do.
User avatar #363 to #125 - avocadomessiah
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The Word.
User avatar #367 to #363 - Abortedwafflez
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okey dokey. I'll PM you my steam account.
User avatar #269 to #11 - whyyounonumbers
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If you plan to play with friends, I highly suggest using dsfix and dscfix, it helps with the ****** connection when you try to summon to each others worlds, and it's an easy install if you've ever installed a mod manually.
P.S. if you do this, you need to turn off the anti-aliasing in the video settings
#341 to #11 - MCmc
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do what you want cause a pirate is free

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#177 to #11 - hackhazardly
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User avatar #12 to #11 - miraxena
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I have it... yet still can not play as i need a damn controller for the PC...
#353 to #12 - ZombieSquirrel
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I bought it a few weeks ago and have been using keyboard an mouse the whole time. I just got the Lord Vessel. The controls really aren't that hard once you get used to them imo, but you can download mods like DSfix and DSMfix to remap everything. I'd say its worth trying if you don't want to wait because it is such a fantastic game and Dark souls 2 PC release is right around the corner.
#276 to #12 - anon id: 0989fbfc
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It's not that you need a controller

It's just that keyboard controls ******* suck for the game. Not because the prompts are always x-boxy, but because the game was never made for WASD controls
User avatar #13 to #12 - avocadomessiah
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Like an xbox controller?
User avatar #14 to #13 - miraxena
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Yes. it is more or less impossible to play it with the keyboard... as there are no visual buttons for the keyboard in the game, only for X-box controllers... and it is hard to hit a blue X button when you do not have one...
User avatar #327 to #14 - nigeltheoutlaw
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PC mustard race isn't always best it would seem.
#355 to #327 - anon id: f70d2e19
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PC itself IS always better. it's that the devs not always care about PC as much as one would want.

Check Thief on PC vs Consoles. 1080p on PS4, 900p on X1, bot is locked at 30 fps, but still falls under that all the time (it cant do avg 30).

Now that's just sad...
#373 to #355 - nigeltheoutlaw
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That's because most people play consoles since they're more accessible and the controls are usually better. PC is great for RTS stuff, but for any other game I'll take consoles.
#375 to #373 - anon id: f70d2e19
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You can use any controller on PC. I myself play with X360 controller too (well, not MMORPGs, RTS or FPS's). You can even use Wii's controller or Kinect too if you so desire. Also Touch screens.

PC can act like a console if you want, too (BigScreen or WMC for example).

However there are things you can only do on PC with much better performance and graphics. Modding is one of them. 3D gaming (for me it's a big plus) or 4K gaming are/were possible on PC for years already... still not possible on either of the consoles.
User avatar #376 to #375 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Yeah, but then I have to buy all these peripheries, there's not splitscreen, online gaming doesn't have much mic chat, the list goes on. Not to mention having to upgrade your PC and drop a ******** on one just to have a functioning gaming platform. I had the Xbox 360 for years and didn't have to do a thing to upgrade it, but **** for the computer is obsolete by the time it's shipped to you.

I don't really care about that stuff, I just want to have fun. That **** is only a bonus if it's something important to you, and aside from the occasional mod, there's nothing a PC offers aside from RTS games that I want.
#377 to #376 - anon id: f70d2e19
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My 2 years old comp still maxes out everything in 3D with at or above 60 avg FPS on 3 screens. I'll upgrade it if it can't maintain 60 avg at least on one screen.

There is splitscreen in some games, it depends on whether they added it or not. Pretty sure you never played online if you say that...

You gotta upgrade your 360 pretty soon if not already since they stop if didn't already stop making games for it. (usually one year after the new came out, that's how orig xbox went).

I own PS3, X360 and PS4, (for console only games) yet I never had as much fun in gaming as i had with mods.
User avatar #378 to #377 - nigeltheoutlaw
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That's cool, but you still need upgrades. n additional problem there is that even after buying the tower that will cost me more than the system, I also need a good monitor, keyboard, mouse, and then all the peripheries that you mentioned earlier, which will cost another small ********.

I mean split screen in the same house, on the same screen, with friends, ya dingus.

I don't have much money so there are quite a few older games I'm still catching up on. After a year or two I'll get the next generation and start playing those games.

Okay, I already said it's subjective, which is why saying PCs are better is stupid.
#382 to #378 - anon id: f70d2e19
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pcpartpicker.com/p/361io

prolly for as long a PS4 does... or a bit more, while giving a much better performance.
#379 to #378 - anon id: f70d2e19
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I know what split screen is... There are games on PC that support local multiplayer thru split screen. That's what i meant.

It's not subjective, because PC as a platform is simply superior.


Saying Consoles are better because they are cheaper is like saying Lada is better than a Bugatti simply because both gets your from A to B, but Lada does it cheaper. Bugatti is still superior in any way (except the price OFC).

For PC it's not always the same tho, because you can literally get a PC for $480 That play Thief with better graphics and much higher FPS than either of the consoles.
#381 to #379 - nigeltheoutlaw
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On a monitor? Four people? Sounds ******* miserable.

Better in price, better for social gaming, much more accessible to people who aren't good with computers, no need to upgrade. You forgot those for consoles.

Again, that's just for a tower that you build yourself. You'll need a bunch of other **** or else it's just a really expensive paperweight.
#385 to #381 - anon id: f70d2e19
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*with a much faster boot time too... my comp "cold boots" in fully in about 10s. (or about 3s from sleep)

compare that to the over 1min cold boot of X1 (about 10s from standby, which is the same as sleep)
#384 to #381 - anon id: f70d2e19
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Oh and you can make your PC turn on with a press of a button on a controller and boot straight into BigScreen. So it will act like your "easily accessible" console with all the pros of a PC.
#383 to #381 - anon id: f70d2e19
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You don't get it.. do you?

YOU CAN PLUG YOUR TV IN A PC.

Consoles are not better in social...not even close. the comp i linked won't need an upgrade for as long or more as a ps4.

You don't need anything, you can use your TV and Controller for it. If you want some mouse and keyboard than say 50 more tops.
#380 to #379 - anon id: f70d2e19
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*you
*every way
User avatar #250 to #14 - sonnyboii
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Its funny, my friend has mastered keyboard only. I dont think he can play with a controller.
User avatar #279 to #250 - murpmurp
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i cant either
User avatar #15 to #14 - avocadomessiah
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Do I need some super special adapter to plug my controller into my computer?

Sorry, I am not very tech savvy.
User avatar #18 to #15 - thenewnuggubler
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You can buy a wireless controller and adapter for $60, but I managed to get one at Best Buy that's wired, and made for PC, for $20. It's a little bit smaller, mine is clear blue, but there's also a button on the back for some bright ass LEDs around the bumpers, it's definitely worth the $20. Also, the USB part is only an adapter, you can remove it and it's PS2 on the end as in the port, not play station 2 , if your computer is old as **** or all your USBs are taken
#19 to #18 - avocadomessiah
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Thank you. Take this picture I made in Microsoft Powerpoint.
#20 to #19 - thenewnuggubler
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THis should be the same model I have, but mine is blue. If I remember correctly, it's a PowerA Mini Ex.
User avatar #282 to #20 - vohcaz
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I bought one of those, tried all sorts of software to get it to work, but had to swap it for a regular one from microsoft, which just worked instantly.
User avatar #366 to #282 - thenewnuggubler
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Mine worked fine on my old computer, but I just built a new PC, and it took a bit to get it working, turns out it was my USB drivers. Haven't had a problem since
User avatar #29 to #15 - theguynamedme
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Or if you have a wireless controller already, they have wireless connectors for only $20
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00E0OB7MW/ref=s9_simh_g
User avatar #249 to #29 - joehue
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I can confirm this receiver is cheap and legit. I bought it awhile back JUST for Dark Souls for my PC as I already had like 4 360 remotes because of my 360 and it works like a charm. Heads up though to anyone thinking about purchasing it, the disc it comes with doesn't work with Vista, you got to download the drivers online and take a few more steps.
User avatar #16 to #15 - miraxena
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No, there should be controllers made of PC but they cost around the same as a normal controller.

and i have no idea if you can use a normal controller for that.
#356 to #15 - anon id: f70d2e19
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If you have a wired controller then you need nothing, just plug it in and will work (except if it's PS, for that you gotta google a software, easy). If it's a wireless then you need an adapter for it.
User avatar #90 to #15 - salmonofdoubt
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Honestly, I just plugged a relatively new xbox controller in my laptop and it worked first time. All it had to do was install a little driver software (which it did automatically in under 3 min). Try that before getting any excess software.
User avatar #23 to #15 - theguynamedme
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They do sell official wired xbox controllers that you can just plug into a pc. They feel much better on the hands than an offbrand controller.
www.amazon.com/Microsoft-Xbox-360-Wired-Controller
#35 to #13 - nsfeverything
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actually, i have it too for PC. if you pause it you can map out all the keys yourself and as long as you remember what keys do what, you'll be fine. Its alot less hassle than geting a controller and a program like xpadder and the like.
#36 to #35 - avocadomessiah
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Thanks mate. I hope I can figure out which keys go where once I download it.

MFW I get it and start the tutorial.
User avatar #123 to #36 - assdoreponyfucker
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oh there is no tutorial. just little things that tell you the controls. have a friend who has it walk you through until the taurus demon
User avatar #184 to #36 - regius
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darksouls.wiki.fextralife.com/Controls#PC
it was hard for me when it first came out on PC but there are lots of guides now so it's not a problem. tried to do use my controller at first too but it's such a pain in the ass
#24 - guldknight
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Yfw "I don't see the challenge"
Yfw "I don't see the challenge"
User avatar #234 to #24 - heystfu
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Is that a ****** mushroom?

#317 to #234 - enpootis
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#271 to #24 - anon id: dbf27cf5
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because you're a bad player, that's pathetic
User avatar #289 to #271 - ryander
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^ Dark souls community in a nutshell
#247 to #24 - meatymanbearpig
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Remind me of the raddish spirit.
#27 to #24 - torky
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#47 - invshika
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**invshika rolled a random image posted in comment #901158 at Friendly ** mfw never played this game
#309 - germed
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#201 - fuckingtrolls
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**** yeah dark souls
**** yeah dark souls
User avatar #206 to #201 - capslockrage
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I hate when people make .gifs of videos games where one stupid thing happens trying to make fun of the game
User avatar #226 to #206 - Compootor
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I hate when people get so obsessed with something that they can't handle people saying it isn't perfect.
User avatar #227 to #226 - capslockrage
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i'm not talking about this particular instance.

it's annoying when people take a game which is better than most and look for reasons to act like its a horrible game
User avatar #228 to #227 - Compootor
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The above gif reminded you of this phenomenon, so I imagine it must somehow push your buttons.

Your opinion on video games is not objective fact. If you can think a game is better than most, anyone else is entitled to think it sucks and they can illustrate that point any way they like.
User avatar #229 to #228 - capslockrage
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No, it doesn't push my buttons actually, like I said I wasn't talking about dark souls, but about all good games in general, but you're too thick headed to read that and have to make yourself look more idiotic with the second line
#242 to #229 - Compootor
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Woah there, bro. The moment you decided to resort to insults and call me thick headed was the moment you lost this argument.

I'm out. Have a nice life.
#281 to #242 - mistymajr
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User avatar #362 to #242 - capslockrage
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Also I think it was you that lost when you thumbed me down.
User avatar #361 to #242 - capslockrage
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aww I'm sorry little guy, I wasn't trying to hurt your sensitive feelings.
User avatar #225 to #201 - departed
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It should say "You tried..."
User avatar #103 - oborawatabinost
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Cr1tikal posted a Dark Souls 2 video today.

******* hilarious Dark Souls 2 Gameplay and Commentary
#127 to #103 - anon id: cbe55dfa
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And heres the one from video games awesome (and thans for sharing yours)
Dark Souls II is AWESOME!
User avatar #265 to #103 - jonajon
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Man, I have successfully avoided 90% of gameplay and 100% of spoilers, but i'm going to have to watch this because cr1tikal.
User avatar #360 to #265 - oborawatabinost
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Eh, there's not really any spoilers.
#118 to #103 - ichtudirweh
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OMG Thank you so much for posting that, I haven't laughed that hard in a while!   
   
Funny gif for you sir.
OMG Thank you so much for posting that, I haven't laughed that hard in a while!

Funny gif for you sir.
User avatar #133 to #118 - fistings
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Check cr1tikal's youtube channel, penguinz0 all of his videos are like that, he is one funny ******
#26 - guldknight
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God damn can't wait for Dark Souls 2
God damn can't wait for Dark Souls 2
#273 to #26 - flogme
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oh theres these baby boars back in majula that give like no souls but will trick you into falling into a well. have fun with that
User avatar #38 to #26 - myaccountisnew
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Apparently you did, since it's out now. I saw it for XBox 360 when I was in Walmart yesterday.
#40 to #38 - guldknight
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But it's not on steam before april ?
So that must mean that it's on consol now
Mfw I'm too poor to buy it
User avatar #186 to #40 - regius
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PC is later since they have to adapt it to PC unlike the first one which was just poorly ported. Even that PC release date may be set back it seems.
User avatar #119 to #40 - myaccountisnew
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I know the feeling, I couldn't afford it either.
#49 to #40 - anon id: 3c4dc039
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Here on brazil its only going to come on consoles in 4th april, and pc 25th april.
I don't wanna be brazilian
User avatar #96 to #49 - mrmask
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steam brah
User avatar #126 to #96 - kavtech
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#268 - whyyounonumbers
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<yfw "I don't see the challenge"   
   
 also, I love you all for filling my dark souls reaction pic folder
<yfw "I don't see the challenge"

also, I love you all for filling my dark souls reaction pic folder
#305 to #268 - taye
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I love that sparta kick he's giving
I love that sparta kick he's giving
#158 - aerosol
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This hit happened to me with the Taurus Demon. I thought every boss was gonna be that easy. MFW Smaugh and Orenstein
User avatar #167 to #158 - hackhazardly
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Never died to those *******.
#195 to #167 - repostsrepost
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Got to those ******* and couldn't put a dent in giant Ornstein. So I started a new game making it a Dexterity/vitality/endurance build with a katana that was probably +8 or 9 at the time. Finished them in one try in like a minute.
User avatar #197 to #195 - hackhazardly
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Dex build with great scythe. It ass rapes all the things.
#198 to #197 - repostsrepost
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Solaire is an excellent distraction
#168 to #167 - aerosol
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I wouldn't recommend it
User avatar #170 to #168 - hackhazardly
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Hmmmm?
#173 to #170 - aerosol
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I said I wouldn't recommend it!
User avatar #174 to #173 - hackhazardly
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At first I didn't understand what you meant, but now I do.
#180 to #174 - aerosol
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It's all good.
#199 to #158 - repostsrepost
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I feel like none of the bosses after that are any difficult. Since beating them after endless tries I normally kill the bosses now with very little effort.
User avatar #200 to #199 - aerosol
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They are a great team. Steady power from Smough and quick accuracy from Orenstein.
#202 to #200 - repostsrepost
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I just had Solaire dick around and get pulverized by smough while I kill him from behind. It took like 5 seconds to finish him off. From that as long as you avoid Ornstein's lightning attacks you're good
User avatar #207 to #202 - capslockrage
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you did it the bitch ass pussy way, me and many others did it the non-bitch ass pussy way and didn't summon
#205 to #202 - aerosol
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I went through my whole first play-through without realizing you had to be unhollowed to summon phantoms. I also killed Solaire on accident. It was rough one
#316 to #205 - bonlino
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the only time for me solaire was a true bro was against twin gargoyles. one dead, the other two hits from death, i was on a one hit KO, no estus, gargoyle had his downward slice, i thought 'im *******, then suddenly lightning bolt hit him in the face and stunned him, and i had enough stamina then to do a leaping attack. ******* sweet ass victory and infinite cudos for Solaire. MFW
#212 to #205 - repostsrepost
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I like playing unhollowed because Solaire is an excellent punching bag. I also like beating invading darkwraiths because of the **** ton of souls you get. Not too many of people who invade me are very good.
User avatar #208 to #205 - capslockrage
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good you played like a man!
User avatar #209 to #208 - aerosol
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I felt like one until I read the lore. I'm a monster!
User avatar #211 to #209 - capslockrage
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wait which lore are you talking about
User avatar #213 to #211 - capslockrage
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also there are endings where you are the good guy
User avatar #216 to #213 - aerosol
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I don't think re-kindling the first flame was a good ending. It's probably just going to die down again.
#359 to #216 - repostsrepost
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It seems like just prolonging what is already happening. The other ending seems like the good one to me.
User avatar #214 to #211 - aerosol
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Pretty much all of it. Solaire seemed like such a cool character and I never even let him get out of Undead Parish alive...
User avatar #217 to #214 - capslockrage
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oh yeah solaire is a beast, i killed a lot of people on my first playthrough too then realized how useful some of them were
User avatar #314 to #202 - bonlino
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i killed them both by PURE UNADULTERATED LUCK on my own. after about 12 tries, i was ready to give up, then i accidentally hit smough instead of ornstein which killed him, and then somehow super ornstein was a piece of piss. just stay under his legs when attacking until he decides to do his ground pound, then you retreat the **** out of there.