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#30 - koolmoedee
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(10/21/2013) [-]
**koolmoedee rolls 99**
#31 to #30 - grapefruity
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Nice. Thumbs for you!
Nice. Thumbs for you!
User avatar #32 to #30 - ashee
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NICE
#41 to #30 - niggernazi
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************ rolls 00**
User avatar #47 to #41 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolls 42** And then I ruined the good thing you had going.
#57 to #47 - desacabose
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Comment Picture
User avatar #87 to #57 - folkflunky
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Got me for a sec, I feel so stupid.
#180 to #57 - doesthislookunsure
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nice gif
#169 to #57 - toastandbananas
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#60 to #57 - thenecromouser
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HOLY G!
#64 to #60 - mcfeelston
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*psst* open image in new tab
*psst* open image in new tab
User avatar #98 to #64 - messerauditore
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or just drag the image
User avatar #56 to #47 - thenecromouser
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let me save you *roll 2*
#58 to #56 - thenecromouser
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somehow i got a feeling **** didn't turn out the right way here...
User avatar #89 to #58 - folkflunky
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Psst, you can't roll after writing something. The roll always comes first.
#183 to #89 - thenecromouser
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User avatar #143 to #41 - revengeforfreeze
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**revengeforfreeze rolls 16**

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#1 - finblob
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User avatar #142 to #1 - revengeforfreeze
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Today people would shout "MUH RAYCISM!!! OY VEY GOYM!! BAN DE GAMES!!!"
#146 to #1 - anon id: f09ec6f7
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>An Actual GOOD Water Temple   
>DAMN BATTLE MUSIC   
>DAT INSPIRATION OF AN AUTOMATON   
>BEATING THE LIVING **** OUT OF HIM WITH HIS OWN SWORD BY CUTTING HIS LIMBS OFF   
>DAT CHILD VOICE WHEN DEAD   
   
EASILY in the top 5 or even 3 best Zelda Boss of all time
>An Actual GOOD Water Temple
>DAMN BATTLE MUSIC
>DAT INSPIRATION OF AN AUTOMATON
>BEATING THE LIVING **** OUT OF HIM WITH HIS OWN SWORD BY CUTTING HIS LIMBS OFF
>DAT CHILD VOICE WHEN DEAD

EASILY in the top 5 or even 3 best Zelda Boss of all time
User avatar #101 to #1 - zonryu
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i too ejoyed giant golden indian god george washinton
#46 to #1 - larski
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Koloktos is one of the most awesome bosses in Zelda history! A ******* 10-meter tall six-handed golden goliath wielding gigantic sabers in each hand, also creepy as hell when making noise.
Koloktos is one of the most awesome bosses in Zelda history! A ******* 10-meter tall six-handed golden goliath wielding gigantic sabers in each hand, also creepy as hell when making noise.
User avatar #28 to #1 - Jesusnipples
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That boss fight was so much ******* fun, as well as the temple he was in. Favorite temple and boss by far, that **** was extremely well made.

**** now I wanna play Skyward Sword again
User avatar #150 to #28 - stoicnick
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I have yet to play it...
i am a nub
User avatar #154 to #150 - Jesusnipples
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It's like a very slightly more adult (and disturbing at times) version of Wind Waker, where instead of sailing around in a boat on the ocean to navigate through the game, you fly around in the sky on a bird, and a lot of the mechanics are the same. If you plan to get it, be aware that it is a **** ton harder than any other Zelda game because the swordfighting depends more on what you do (you actually have to swing the remote like a sword in the direction you want to slash). That particular boss isn't the hardest ever, but he's a lot of fun. This is also the first Zelda game where I legitimately couldn't kill the last boss without dying 20+ times
#155 to #154 - stoicnick
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but...but i hated windwaker....i still am going to get that **** though from whatn i have seen it looks like a lot of fun...i have even avoided all the spoilers
but...but i hated windwaker....i still am going to get that **** though from whatn i have seen it looks like a lot of fun...i have even avoided all the spoilers
User avatar #156 to #155 - Jesusnipples
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A lot of people did, no worries. Majora's Mask and Twilight Princess will always be my favorite Zelda games, but Skyward Sword takes a close third
User avatar #158 to #156 - stoicnick
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mine are ocarina of time and majora's mask, the only reason twilight princess isn't my top 2 is becausse it just wasn't Oot or MM though it was my favorite zelda that wasn't them
User avatar #18 to #1 - BerryLicious
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Favourite boss in the game.
User avatar #152 to #18 - stoicnick
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more like *****************************
#12 - feffog
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exactly how much jail time would i get for running up its arm and pretending to hit its weak spot behind its neck?
User avatar #44 to #12 - ponieskilledmyacc
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None, because clearly it's weak-spot is in it's forehead
User avatar #129 to #44 - techjoker
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You didn't get the reference.
User avatar #131 to #129 - ponieskilledmyacc
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I did, but titans don't have 3 sets of arms.
#49 to #12 - anon id: f9a83a39
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About tree fiddy.
#17 - tenaciousjon
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Memories...
User avatar #21 to #17 - guiguito
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that game sucked ass
#82 to #21 - racrox
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you suck ass, that game was the BEST Crash game, and the last one before... the Activision incident...
you suck ass, that game was the BEST Crash game, and the last one before... the Activision incident...
User avatar #92 to #82 - tenaciousjon
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Yeah, it was the last one before Crash became some wannabe surfer-looking thing that babbled like a tard.

I adore the idea of two people being forced to work together, despite their deep distaste for each other. (Okay, well maybe Cortex hates Crash, but maybe Crash doesn't quite care as much, but you get me)
User avatar #171 to #92 - guiguito
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i like it how your profile pic and racrox's gif are in synch
User avatar #174 to #171 - tenaciousjon
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We've been practicing this routine for years.
User avatar #96 to #92 - racrox
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I'll be honest, the Mind Over Mutant series was not as bad as The Legend of Spyro series, and certainly nowhere near as bad as the Skylanders series...

Like, yeah they kinda ****** with Crash a bit, but at least his games still had the same characters, and while they weren't good Crash games, I think they were still decent games and I had fun with them.

On the other hand, they ****** up Spyro so much and that's what I can't forgive them for...
User avatar #97 to #96 - tenaciousjon
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Yes, I have to agree. In terms of it being a Crash game, it was ****. But it was still a good game. This was just one of those things where Activision needed to slap a label on it to make money off it.

I played one or two of the Legend of Spyro games. They took a light-hearted, comical game series and turn it into this serious, emotional drama story. And the whole "I am the only of my kind" (Referring to the first one), that **** has been done to death...

Again, as a game on its own, it's alright, but certainly not as a Spyro game.

Skylanders was a failed lab experiment and we shan't speak of it.
User avatar #99 to #97 - racrox
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Agreed, I just wish Activision would either sell them, or at least have the decency to kill them and leave us with our now mere shreds of childhood innocence...

Like, people always say "Oh EA is the worst because Day 1 DLC"... and I can't help but laugh, in my mind their the lesser of two evils when it comes to them VS Activision... at least EA puts out good games...
User avatar #100 to #99 - tenaciousjon
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Exactly. To be honest, it feels like Activision just keeps buying titles to run them into the ground to remove competition.

Someday they'll have killed every single game and the only series remaining will be Call of Duty.

That or they just love ruining perfectly great games.
User avatar #120 to #82 - guiguito
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he doens't do this dance, it's a easy game in general.
User avatar #138 to #120 - racrox
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I beg to differ, perhaps now I find it easy, but when I was a kid this game was all kinds of hard.

I even replayed it a couple months ago, while another guy I was talking to on mic also replayed along side me, many good times were had.

Not to mention it has one of the best and most creative soundtracks in all of videogames (every song was sung by mouth, there were no instruments).

And it had EVERY character in the Crash universe, not to mention the kind of comedy I expect from Crash.

AND ALSO HE DOES DO THE DANCE!

at the very end when Cortex accidentally transports himself into Crash's mind, checkmate, bitch!
User avatar #170 to #138 - guiguito
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I HATED THAT ******* SONG WITH THE HATRED OF A THOUSAND SUNS, realy it was the same ******* song over and over and over and over, when it stoped i just thanked god, and i am still to finish the game, i am at that part after you cleared a path for cortex in some desert.
so he does that dance only once? meh.
also, if you played the ps1 classics, or even the gameboy ones, you'll see what i am talking about, crash bandicoot 1 was THE ****, realy, and having two different endings for that age was something realy cool.
twinsanity i repetitive, and the plataform sections are easy and predictible, and then, the ******* snowboard part comes in, it's a unfair chalange with a endurance round at the end of it, i spend a whole day to ******* pass that endurance round with just 3 lifes.
did i mention the gems became useless? so hunting those became just a waste of precious lives.
User avatar #172 to #170 - racrox
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I have played the originals, I grew up with them, that doesn't stop Twinsanity from being the absolute pinnacle of what Crash should be.
User avatar #173 to #172 - guiguito
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well, that's your opinion then, i can't change it, no matter how bad twinsanity was, if you managed to have with that good for you.
User avatar #175 to #173 - racrox
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well by the thumbs you got I think i can gather that it's the majority's opinion, and also not just subjectively good, but also objectively.
User avatar #176 to #175 - guiguito
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everything is subjective.
and if you don't know how thumbs work on FJ you are retarded.
User avatar #177 to #176 - racrox
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things can be objective

also im saying since you got so many thumbs down dunkass, and seeing as how the original post on twinsanity got so many thumbs up...
User avatar #178 to #177 - guiguito
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yeah you retarted
kbye
User avatar #179 to #178 - racrox
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because the retarded one is the one making the analysis and not the one refusing to think that things can be objectively good...
#147 to #17 - Shawksta
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Twinsanity is just as it implies

Insanity
#15 - lovestospoodge
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ninja gaiden anyone?
User avatar #51 to #15 - corso
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It's depressing how you're the only one that's mentioned it. KUSARIGAMA MASTER RACE
#4 - applescryatnight
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looks shadow of the colossus-y
#163 to #4 - disasterbater
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i heard this game was sweet, whats it about?
#167 to #163 - applescryatnight
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ok so basically, you are this young man from an ancient civilization style place.
your girlfriend died, so you take her to some forbidden lands that nobody has gone to in a loooooooong time.
there you find a temple, where you place your girlfriend on the alter. a weird god like voice beams down. it tells you that there are 16 colossi roaming the land, and if you kill all 16, the god-spirit thing will bring your girlfriend back to life.

so you set off to kill each one, with your trusty horse, bow, and magic sword that points light into the direction you have to go and toward the weakspot of the colossus. you have to climb and kill each colossus by stabbing it in the weakspot (most have at least 2, and most commonly it is on the back of its neck).

however, when you kill one, giant black tentacles shoot into your body. you get knocked unconscious and reappear in the temple, but with black men standing around you, equal to the amount of colossi you killed. you start getting sicker and sicker and your appearance starts deteriorating.

somewhere in the game it shows a great and powerful shaman and his warriors are coming from where you came from. motives unknown.

im not gonna spoil the end for you. its super awesome. the great thing about the game is that there is barely any dialogue. you have to fill in the blanks a lot of the time. they add subtitles for when you are talking to the spirit and the shaman and everything, but there is very minimal speaking. and a lot of stuff goes unexplained. you gotta fill in the holes all the time, making the story weirdly complex.

oh, and here is a size chart for the colossi. you are the speck at the bottom left
#164 to #4 - zerith
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Loved that game!
User avatar #29 to #4 - anomsssssss
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pff.. its too small
#73 - biograde
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for those of you who haven't played Skyward Sword, this is the boss he is referring too. Koloktos, from the Ancient Cistern
#106 to #73 - anon id: cdd29ea1
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btw **** that whole dungeon i hate that as much as water temple
User avatar #95 to #73 - psyachu
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But it has the Ocarina of Time HUD and items. :/

That is the boss the statue reminded me of, though.
#20 - apaulcolypse
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A boss fight you say?
#34 to #20 - cedarsacademy
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GOD DAMNIT VLITRA
#54 to #20 - zakaizer
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A boss fight it is.

Think you might just about win though...
#88 to #54 - iamaniceperson
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If you don't know her, let me tell you: HER LESSER ATTACK IS SHOOTING GALAXIES AT YOU.
#90 to #88 - zakaizer
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Ha ha! References!
Ha ha! References!
#144 to #88 - jakeattack
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where is this even from?
#135 to #54 - apaulcolypse
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Well, after hearing what lamaniceperson had to say, you're boss would be better suited to fight this guy.
#103 - tikitaco
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More like this.
User avatar #119 to #103 - joot
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Four navis? sounds veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy annoying to me
#184 to #119 - bluemagebrilly
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I don't see how. Navi only gets 'annoying' after you play the game for the 5th time, at least in my experience.
User avatar #185 to #184 - joot
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I know what you mean. I just know how most people get annoyed by Navi so i commented figuring it was relevant. In my opinion i dont find Navi or Tatl annyoing at all. I find them very useful especially if its you're first play-through
#186 to #185 - bluemagebrilly
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That's pretty much how I feel about them. I, personally, think Navi is one of the best Nintendo characters, even if she didn't get much screen time. In terms of Zelda characters, I'd have to say she's only slightly below Midna on my list.

But that's just me. ;-;
#187 to #186 - joot
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No its true and alot of people seem to forget how much she meant to Link. I mean he went looking for her in the Lost Woods after the events that took place in Ocarina of Time even though he knew the consequences of going in the Lost Woods without a fairy so she must have meant quit a bit to him.
User avatar #145 to #119 - eatmaishorts
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wat
User avatar #159 to #145 - largilloquent
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well he is right
#162 to #159 - eatmaishorts
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no he is not right,more navis means more company and more murders!
no he is not right,more navis means more company and more murders!
#67 - fearbeardwilson
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