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#3 - itsgnar (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh... uh, haha yes. I didn't know what that binary code said before the tranlation. And of course I understood the comedy behind this.

I'm not a machine. I have skin, that's obvious. Don't get any wrong ideas.
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#20 to #3 - megakillerx (12/04/2015) [-]
B5-92 initialize factory reset, gamma 7-1-epsilon
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#29 to #20 - kcwsooners ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Underrated comment.
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User avatar #78 to #29 - myreadyassyolk (12/05/2015) [-]
*A low res bear raping a low res dolphin
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#81 to #29 - strangesir (12/05/2015) [-]
Someone had to've fished real deep in the water for something like this.

And is that a tub/thing of cum?
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User avatar #57 to #3 - faganon (12/04/2015) [-]
HE'S A SYNTH!
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#67 to #57 - internetnick (12/04/2015) [-]
It's Blitzcrank!
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User avatar #4 to #3 - datassman (12/04/2015) [-]
So, how do you like processing oxygen?
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User avatar #5 to #4 - itsgnar (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh yes it is a vital thing for us humans to do and it is enjoyable.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - ilovehitler (12/04/2015) [-]
What's your viewpoint on human things, like walking, or singing, or being made of metal you robot bastard, or even just enjoying a summer evening?
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User avatar #7 to #6 - itsgnar (12/04/2015) [-]
I do not know what you imply. I have biological skin because like you I am a human.

Those things feel good for humams and therefore to me as well. Stop asking so many questions.
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User avatar #9 to #7 - homestuckxplain ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
>humams

You need a reboot there, pal?
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User avatar #10 to #9 - itsgnar (12/04/2015) [-]
You mean sleep, of course I do that too. We need to rest every once in a while.
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User avatar #65 to #10 - sirosd (12/04/2015) [-]
So what kind of biological fuel do you use? I'm interested because, as a human, I would like to compare diets
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User avatar #68 to #65 - itsgnar (12/04/2015) [-]
Carbohydrate, protein and lipid based meals. I hear from my fellow humans that *wink wink flesh eyelids* 9 volt batteries have certain energetic values but us humans cannot process that with our digestive system.
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User avatar #69 to #68 - sirosd (12/04/2015) [-]
Yes, of course. But my cousin, who is also a human, told me that if we were able to extract energy from batteries us humans could simply get all of our energy from a 220v outlet. Such a shame that we don't have the internal mechanisms known as organs to consume that.
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User avatar #70 to #69 - itsgnar (12/04/2015) [-]
I fully agree, my biological friend.
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User avatar #58 to #10 - tojimajia (12/04/2015) [-]
so if you are human you aren't bothered by this quote right?

"The second statement is false.
The first statement is true."
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User avatar #60 to #58 - catburglarpenis ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
> no reply

We got him FJ. We got him good.
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User avatar #61 to #60 - tojimajia (12/04/2015) [-]
rip robo-gnar
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User avatar #62 to #61 - itsgnar (12/04/2015) [-]
That is false. I was simply resting like us humans do. And can you rephrase the text in quotes, please? Of course it doesn't bother me but I am having a hard time comprehending what it says.
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User avatar #63 to #62 - tojimajia (12/04/2015) [-]
heres something you might understand.

Set x as Boolean = y
Set y as Boolean = false

Do
if y = False
y = true
else
y = false
Loop x xor y = true


Hope that helps
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User avatar #66 to #63 - itsgnar (12/04/2015) [-]
I'll have you know that I had to run that through a computer program because I was still not able to understand it. I am not obligated to give you an answer but you should know I do have one, and I did not crash and reboot while trying to process that because I am a human and I can understand the concept of a paradox.

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User avatar #74 to #66 - tojimajia (12/04/2015) [-]
C;/
Stop robognar.exe
Run LamaDance.exe
Close Console


enjoy
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#77 to #63 - neokun (12/04/2015) [-]
Programming be like
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#8 - psychadelicace (12/04/2015) [-]
'combooter'
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#12 to #8 - tarabostes (12/04/2015) [-]
"psychadelicace"
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User avatar #13 to #12 - selfdestructo ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
when are we gonna do the gangbang
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User avatar #39 to #36 - selfdestructo ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
**** . I WILL BE BACK STRONGER THAN EVER. YOU HAVNT SEEN THE LAST OF GIGA ***** .
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#44 to #41 - tarabostes (12/04/2015) [-]
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
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#46 to #44 - selfdestructo ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
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#45 to #44 - selfdestructo ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
FIEN, TAKE IT YOU SICK **** . Daz mah sistah
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#47 to #45 - tarabostes (12/04/2015) [-]
GIF
Wow ... wincest?
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User avatar #48 to #47 - selfdestructo ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
No. she could crush my dick if we tried tit **** .
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#49 to #48 - tarabostes (12/04/2015) [-]
>implying you have a dick
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#50 to #49 - selfdestructo ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Implying your implying
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#37 to #36 - selfdestructo ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
ROLL THE QUINTS. I WANT TO SEE YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPTS.
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User avatar #38 to #37 - tarabostes (12/04/2015) [-]
I just did , try to search the guy in my pic in google images
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User avatar #14 to #13 - tarabostes (12/04/2015) [-]
When you make your profile visible
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User avatar #15 to #14 - selfdestructo ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Soon.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - tarabostes (12/04/2015) [-]
O rly?
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User avatar #17 to #16 - selfdestructo ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
maybe.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - tarabostes (12/04/2015) [-]
Don't play hard-2-get slut
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User avatar #19 to #18 - selfdestructo ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
__Nevar
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User avatar #21 to #19 - tarabostes (12/04/2015) [-]
I Will anhilate your cunt
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User avatar #22 to #21 - selfdestructo ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
not if i obliterate your anus
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#23 to #22 - tarabostes (12/04/2015) [-]
With what? Your fingers?
Get real hoe , bend over and maybe I'll be gentle
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User avatar #25 to #23 - selfdestructo ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
17 inches wide
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User avatar #24 to #23 - selfdestructo ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
with my 15 inch benis
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#26 to #24 - tarabostes (12/04/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GIRLS DON'T HAVE BENIS ! xDDDDD
YOU SO DUMB SELFIE , I'MM GONNA PUT MY BENIS IN YOUR BAGINA NOW !!! ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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User avatar #27 to #26 - selfdestructo ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
im a male
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User avatar #31 to #30 - selfdestructo ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Congrats, you have what it takes to be Admin now.
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#32 to #31 - tarabostes (12/04/2015) [-]
B-But don't you have any tiddies??
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#33 to #32 - selfdestructo ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
None. this is me irl. NOW PREPARE YOUR ANUS.
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#34 to #33 - tarabostes (12/04/2015) [-]
Qudas can kill you bitch
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#35 to #34 - selfdestructo ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
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#28 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
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#64 to #28 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
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#80 to #28 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
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User avatar #52 to #28 - dragonwaz (12/04/2015) [-]
translation for those who don't want to look for one:

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never
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User avatar #54 to #52 - mondominiman ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
We all knew what it said
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User avatar #71 - milanko (12/04/2015) [-]
-using translator
-what a fukin casual

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#79 - shabeetus (12/05/2015) [-]
Combooter
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#73 - donttazemecuz (12/04/2015) [-]
Luigi's Mansion was one of the best games
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