DayZ is realistic

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You left out the part where you crawl around the game for three hours until someone shoots you.

>Be 5
> Alone in my room
> I hear a knock at m door
> "Fuck if I'm getting that shit, Barbie isn't going to undress herself"
> Door slowly starts opening
> I begin to get a little worried
> I begin to release a raisin sized turd
> Suck it back in, "fuck"
> Door opens all the way, it's a fucking zombie.
> Take rattle, throw it at him
> Rattle completely misses and lands somewhere in Narnia
> Take diaper, pissed in earlier for an occasion like this
> Charge at zombie, screaming the songs of my people
> Get close, he grabs me, piss diaper still in my grips.
> He goes to bite my neck
"This is it, all my boogers flung, all the shits I've watched mature to old age as the circle down the toilet, all the times I kicked the cat for having a retarded face, all racist words I utter after hearing them from school, all gone at this very moment.
The zombie is mere centimeters from my neck
>"Goodbye cruel worl-....."
> "No, I can't go out so soon, not like this"
>I take piss filled diaper and smush it on his face, he immediately begins to rot.
> MFW I just beat Left 4 Dead 4

I downloaded ArmA 2 free, started the helicopter training, and now I know that my skills will only get me into the Japanese Air Force.

The things I've done to people in this game.



Trust no one.

all i could think about

to be honest, the game is still in alpha, there's loads of bugs like that

he had the right idea though. maybe if it was made from scratch it wouldn't be so buggy. it is a decent game all and all.

I've wanted to get this SOOO BAD.
But alas, I have a Mac and an '10 era HP laptop gathering dust.
MFW I love my Mac, but I also love games.

i just got arma 2 combined operations and plan to get day z as soon as i can
mfw im going to go on arma 2 for the first time

only reason i actually kow what dayz is is because i stumbled upon "scaring people in dayz" on youtube...

I've come a long way from the front page

anyone have link to were i can download the game and the mod? is it possible to play online or not?

Would a Dell Inspiron Laptop with 6gb of ram be good for playing this. I already play plenty of games such as STWOR, Gmod, and blacklight retribution with my 2gb but I'm upgrading to 6 soon just so things run better.

Story of my life. Hopefully there won't be so many goddam bugs in the final version.

I remember watching a SeaNanners video and allshamnowow hopped a fence and broke his legs

If anyone could provide me with an IP or something to play with them, it would be much appreciated if you could teach me how to do every,thing and just give me some basic tips.

Anyone got an idea of how good your computer should be to run DayZ/Arma 2? I mean this in the way that I don't know if my laptop can run the game because I'm not sure if it can handle it.