Canada vs Russia in DayZ

Shouldn't be up in my shit then.

You just made that profile today.... something's fishy here

does that thing still work anymore?

You're a phony

this made me laugh much harder than anything else today.

OH MAH GERD WAT

I dunno, I just found it laying around somewhere. Where did you come from?!?!?

A friend of mine saw your post and told me you were posting my retarded horse..

Hmm, well to be honest I thought that was Derpy, but I didnt really care. Well this was pretty crazy that you found that........

Yeah, you can thank thehandofgod for that one XD

Anyway, yeah, that's not Derpy.

So this is actually your image from your reaction folder? Well it looks like you found me in a hopeless place. You know, a quick question, what is that little emblem that everyone seems to be using? You know, the one with your name.........

Ah, I see, it was a give away of some sorts, interesting. Because when a few people migrated from pony thread, along with some older users, they had that emblem. Anyways, it was good meeting you, farewell.........

Later.........

:D

You don't.........like me? That's ok..........

Can you guys leave? Seriously man, go back to the Brony Board.

POST A VIDEO OF THAT SHIT

source pls

Skip to 12

http:// www.youtube .c om/watch?v=k9ai0L8pI9I

luckily you get 9999 swings before you need another magazine of elbow grease.

I killed 90 zombies with only a hatchet the first time I played. I keep it in my pack in case I need to get my murder on.

i am the axe master

oh that was good.

I feel your pain man, so much unneeded aggression for mere survival!

People become burdens =/ or just assholes who want your can of beans.

> go on texas server
> find MP5SD in church near Starysabor
>hike all the way to cherno
>camp in the warehouse
>slaughter lasted for 30min
>mfw 10 people rage quit from my actions

Why the fuck did this make me laugh so hard xD

Actually i live in texas and the servers are absolute horrifying. Who knew so many zombies would be in the church! No im serious. i got mauled.

As a Texan I find this quite humorous.

i had no idea you lost your humerus. sounds painful

Sniping people in cherno from the hills, couple of hackers flew in on a heli to the big tower, sniped one, exploded the chopper. They then proceded to keep spawning in choppers in cherno, and making them explode, destroying the city and crashing the server.

Got away with their thermal as50 though

MFW sniping people in "chemo"

Sniping in cherno is a good job mate, lotta doors,

I guarantee you to not go hungry, Because at the end of the day as long as there are 30 people left on the server.
Someone is going to ThunderDome you all to hell

I was playing with a group of friends. we spawned in in Elektro and I immediately got shot in the face by a guy and died. My friend managed to kill him, but got his leg broken and the third person in our group carrying all the medical supplies couldn't get her game to run. I respawn out along the coast next to a gas station. 0 zeds or anything of value within miles. Except one thing. There's a fully repaired UAZ sitting on the side of the road. I begin shitting brix in joy and my friend is squealing like a little girl over skype. Then I get closer. There are two dead ghillies next to the truck, no obvious cause of death. The ghillies are carrying a M107 and a G36SD with tons of ammo and supplies. I grab their NVGs and as much as I can carry and hide in the car because it's out of gas. My friend makes it to me after about 30 minutes and we drive off.
Later: We're driving around with a third person when we stop to scope out a town. Some asshat hacker teleports everyone not in a vehicle like 5 miles north and 100 meters up. I land in a pile of dead bodies, unconscious and bleeding out. I manage to wake up and bandage myself with like 3000 blood left and log out to prevent further mischief while I wait on my friends. They arrive, I log in and find I was basically sitting in a massive pile of end-game tier weapons and supplies. We grab everything and drive off. We end the day with a M107, AS50, G36SD, M16, M4 three CZs, three M9SDs, NVGs, Maps for everyone, Shit tons of ammo and enough medical supplies and food to last us months without restocking.
All because I nearly died.
I like Day Z.

You hideous, ruthless yet beautiful bastard..

can you name this show. i forgot the name god damn it

Shin chan

Why so butthurt angryrussian?

Well you realize that humans, in all reality are pack-mentality creatures? Tribes are the way we began, & we still are part of them. They're just bigger, & called cities now.

That's exactly my point.
I guarantee, if you had a Game like DayZ, with Five Times the Map Size, and left it Running between say 2000 People, for Five Years, it would make quite the social Experiment.

YOU MY GOOD SIR.
GET SOMEONE TO DO THIS
IT WOULD BE REMARKABLY ENTERTAINING.

die to him?

He means he got killed by him

I know what he meant, I was pointing out the mistake

I don't think it's a mistake; it sounds like a perfectly normal video-game thing to say

die to him is not the correct way of saying "he killed me"

Get a Sniper, go proffessional

12x magnification R=1375/H for standing players
and R=1000/H for crouching
H is the targets size from the middle crosshair to how many mil dots they go up.
Find their range, Zero in, aim for center mass you headshoting cod fag (if you are)

Sir, i would reason that I am in fact, the greater monster. I had an as50, went onto the tall tower in cherno, and sniped everyone. Nobody was spared from the death that rained down.

LOL Thats cute I fucking went on top of a hill looking into Cherno with the As50 and just fucking raped people the whole game. I did not even let the poor farm animals live.

I target the bunnies first

Me and you have the same twisted mind....I got tired of DayZ after about 3 hours though It just became to easy because of all the newbs who bought arma just for dayz they have no clue how to shot.

Did that until the server 'batman' came along to free the unarmed people in cherno

damn forgot to log in, this is an old pic
didnt take anything after that point

The longest I survived was 12 days. Me, my friend Tony and Jacob, and two of their freinds were ripping it up on a clan server. Stole 40+ guns from their camps and around 7 vehicles. I got sniped while we were dicking around near Gorka. No regrets

5 days and surviving. i have a m4 cco, coyote backpack, m107, and a m9 sd.

:D if i die i will rape everyone.

is this game free?
and if it is where can i get it?

no you cant sadly. you have to buy both operation arrowhead and arma 2.
i mean its only 23 dollars but i bought mine on the steam sale for 15

oh. i have steam but dont use it. i think i'll just stick with xbox
but thanks for the info :D

no problem bro. i also play on xbox lol

yeah i died with better gear, think about my feel =P