Turtle Doves

YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE PUNK.
I AM NOT GOING TO DIE WITHOUT SEEING A DRAWING OF A PENIS TURTLE.
BEFORE THE SUN EXPLODES, OR THE SKY FALLS, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN, YOU HAD BETTER GIVE ME A PENIS TURTLE OR I WILL FIND YOU AND FUCKING STAB YOU IN THE FACE.

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#22 to #16 - homoboe (12/21/2012) [-]

**homoboe rolls 64**

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#23 to #22 - homoboe (12/21/2012) [-]

damn

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#35 to #23 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 30**

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#34 to #16 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 98**

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#32 to #14 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

* roll 2*

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#25 to #14 - ascendedwings (12/21/2012) [-]

If I draw you a penis turtle...what will you give me in return?

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#53 to #25 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

Tits, show him your tits guys.

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#54 to #53 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

is this good enough ( . Y . )

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#55 to #54 - ascendedwings (12/21/2012) [-]

If you are going to give me tits...put it NSFW and link it to me. Otherwise GTFO.

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#33 to #25 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 62**

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#31 to #13 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 63**

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#29 to #10 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 14**

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#18 to #10 - darcandkharg has deleted their comment. [-]

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#17 to #10 - razorwing (12/21/2012) [-]

what film is this from? i remember this from when i was young

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#19 to #17 - darcandkharg (12/21/2012) [-]

Ferngully

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#20 to #19 - razorwing (12/21/2012) [-]

you sir are my hero

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#30 to #17 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 95**

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#28 to #9 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 07**

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#44 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 33**

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#45 to #44 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

Penis Turtle?!?!

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#46 to #45 - ascendedwings (12/21/2012) [-]

No.

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#47 to #46 - pedobearson (12/21/2012) [-]

**pedobearson rolls 585** penis turtle?

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#48 to #47 - pedobearson (12/21/2012) [-]

**pedobearson rolls 97** sorry.

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#49 to #48 - ascendedwings (12/21/2012) [-]

you were anon?

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#50 to #49 - pedobearson (12/21/2012) [-]

No, but I'm interested in penis turtle.

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#51 to #50 - ascendedwings (12/21/2012) [-]

Not gonna do it...this isn't a contest...so all this rolling won't do you anything.

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#43 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 38**

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#41 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 34** Penis turtle here we come!

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#40 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 16** I will prevail!!!

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#42 to #40 - ascendedwings (12/21/2012) [-]

I don't do drawings for anons.

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#39 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 71**

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#38 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 78**

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#37 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 57**

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**anonymous rolls 86**

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#26 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 26**

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#27 to #26 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 68**

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#115 to #7 - ascendedwings (12/22/2012) [-]

www.funnyjunk.com/text/4317132/Penis+Turtle/

Here, take a look at this.

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#122 to #115 - joshofsouls ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]

I would love to :c but it's not there.

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#123 to #122 - ascendedwings (12/22/2012) [-]

Ah, don't worry about it. I won't draw the penis turtle.

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#124 to #123 - joshofsouls ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]

I hate you.

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#127 to #124 - ascendedwings (12/22/2012) [-]

k

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#6 to #5 - Nightelfbane ONLINE (12/21/2012) [-]

this will go wonderfully into my collection

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#61 to #5 - gaussgun (12/21/2012) [-]

**gaussgun rolls 41** roll all the dubs!

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#82 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/21/2012) [-]

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#68 - temporalguardian (12/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)

brian doesnt have one of his arms in last pic

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#126 to #68 - dajokaman (12/22/2012) [-]

some aggressive turtle doves thats why.

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#111 - rollcore (12/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)

**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at Virginity **

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#116 to #111 - DrWeird (12/22/2012) [-]

Well... if you insist.

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#120 to #116 - bobillho (12/22/2012) [-]

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#121 to #120 - bobillho (12/22/2012) [-]

wait you're serious?

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#98 - bggedde (12/21/2012) [-]

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#93 - totbros (12/21/2012) [-]

But...the weather outside...is far from frightful...and the fires are so...non existent...

See you tomorrow!

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#2 - basham (12/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Turtle dove's fw

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#57 to #2 - Duststorm (12/21/2012) [-]

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#91 - uncleblazer (12/21/2012) [-]

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#52 - irobin (12/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Where the hell is Brian's arm in last panel?

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#134 - TodayIAmMe (12/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#146 to #134 - zramn (12/22/2012) [-]

IS THAT THE FABLED TURDUCKEN???

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#119 - N. Korean citizen (12/22/2012) [-]

god i fucking hate you sonicteam

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#79 - exicuton (12/21/2012) [+] (13 replies)

We survived.

What now?

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#97 to #79 - bggedde (12/21/2012) [-]

fap

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#94 to #79 - lolfire (12/21/2012) [-]

Now ?

Now we build.

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#95 to #94 - exicuton (12/21/2012) [-]

LET'S DO THIS

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#103 to #79 - huntergriff (12/22/2012) [-]

**huntergriff rolls 21**
Now?

Now we tell the tale of how the world never ended.

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#128 to #103 - breadbasket (12/22/2012) [-]

Nice roll, yo.

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#112 to #103 - pukingrainbows (12/22/2012) [-]

or we tell the tale of how the world almost ended just to confuse future archaeologists.

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#114 to #112 - huntergriff (12/22/2012) [-]

That works too.

pic unrelated

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#104 to #103 - huntergriff (12/22/2012) [-]

And I was one number off...Damn

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#139 to #79 - megatrondecepticon (12/22/2012) [-]

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#83 to #79 - misticalz ONLINE (12/21/2012) [-]

You haven't survived anything if there was no real threat to begin with.

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#87 to #83 - exicuton (12/21/2012) [-]

That's not entirely true.. Survive just means to remain alive, and since I didn't die today, I am surviving.

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#96 to #87 - N. Korean citizen (12/21/2012) [-]

You're an idiot.

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#110 to #96 - dmctorch (12/22/2012) [-]

Get Out Anon!!!

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#148 - therealsuperguy (12/22/2012) [-]

Where's..... Brian's arm in the last one?

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#138 - mrjohnmarston (12/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Scientists, from creating real "Turtle doves" to spontaneously combusting plates.

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#142 to #138 - iliekcereal ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]

I guess you could call that a hot plate

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#145 to #142 - poniesareghey (12/22/2012) [-]

Carlos
I swear to fucking God....

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#76 - mummer (12/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)

If someone actually got every gift from that song then they would receive 364 presents, enough gifts for every day of the year minus one day.

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#81 to #76 - darkjustifier (12/21/2012) [-]

12 days of christmas? no you'd get about 78 gifts in all.

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#86 to #81 - Tyranitar (12/21/2012) [-]

I think he meant if the gifts repeated: Like, if you got the pear tree on the first day, then the turtle doves and ANOTHER pear tree the second day, and so on...

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#88 to #86 - darkjustifier (12/21/2012) [-]

Oh well then probably.

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#147 - N. Korean citizen (12/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**anonymous rolls 66,111,078** This, sirs, THIS is the date the world will end, following the --/--/---- month/day/year. Prepare yourselves!

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#150 to #147 - rustledjames **User deleted account** (12/26/2012) [-]

**rustledjames rolls 40**

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#136 - sketchE ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]

i like you sonic team for bringing me the good scenes so i dont have to actually watch tv

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Turtle Doves

Since we all die tomorrow, here is my last entry. It's been a real blast making comics for you, despite the fact that most of you hate me. But so you know, this episode is from an upcoming episode not aired so technically you haven't seen it on TV.

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