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Evil Phone
Now bombard the comment section with Phone jokes and all the other stupid shit you all do while I brush your hair.
Hehehe... nobody but me
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discordsdomain (11/21/2012) [-]
"Now bombard the comment section with Phone jokes"
Ok, you asked for it.
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?
Bell-bottoms!
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
They both have rings!
What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?
He grew up to be a bellhop!
What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?
A smooth operator!
Q. What do you call a large person who constantly calls up people, pretending to be somebody else?
A. A big phone-y!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton need a telephone?
A. He had no body to talk with!
How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
H-E-L-L-O!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a pair of glasses?
A television.
I held up my part of the bargain. You better brush the fuck out of my hair.
Ok, you asked for it.
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?
Bell-bottoms!
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
They both have rings!
What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?
He grew up to be a bellhop!
What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?
A smooth operator!
Q. What do you call a large person who constantly calls up people, pretending to be somebody else?
A. A big phone-y!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton need a telephone?
A. He had no body to talk with!
How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
H-E-L-L-O!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a pair of glasses?
A television.
I held up my part of the bargain. You better brush the fuck out of my hair.