Bad News. A guy got his date out on a country road and pretended to run out of gas hoping to make out. She wasn't going for it and said she had a $100 bill in h deluxe Bacon sandwich
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A guy got his date out on a country road and pretended to run out of gas hoping to make out.
She wasn't going for it and said she had a $100 bill in her purse and she'd buy gas, but he'd have to walk to town to get it. He said he had to pee first. While he was peeing she decided to light a match near the gas neck to see if there was any gas in there. There was a big explosion and she called out to him "Honey, help me find my purse, it's got my $100 in it!" He said "Hell with that. Help me find my right hand, it's got my dick in it!"

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Submitted: 02/22/2012
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#40 - tutle (02/22/2012) [-]
I finally can use this picture.
I finally can use this picture.
User avatar #22 - kellybundy (02/22/2012) [-]
Your Hitler is a grammar nazi... It's not "Sie sterben in den Ofen" but "Sie werden im Ofen sterben"
Why does everybody uses translation-programs instead asking somebody who speaks german? all the translation-machines **** up the grammar.
#14 - iaaron (02/22/2012) [-]
This is not funny. But its going to get over 3000 thumbs.
#13 - martiini (02/22/2012) [-]
To the front page.
To the front page.
#25 - carlose (02/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#18 - field (02/22/2012) [-]
**field rolls 460,436,495** Hitler said "you die in the oven!"
#9 - pupito (02/22/2012) [-]
i cant think of anything to respond to that.
User avatar #6 - imakejewburgers (02/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I laughed at the content and description.
+2
#11 to #6 - dovahkitteh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#45 - JustJJ (02/23/2012) [-]
that was the biggest piece of crap you've ever made, FaggotTeam
User avatar #16 - zyort (02/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
To the first one. I would I hate it if someone deleted my pokemon game. I was lucky enough to find a copy of pokemon at my pawnshop like three days ago and I already have a little over thirty hours. I love that game too much.
User avatar #17 to #16 - lolslowbro (02/22/2012) [-]
i had a game with over 400 hours then it was stolen DX
#15 - someoneyouhate (02/22/2012) [-]
no deds to me? :c
either way, good content. :3 very funny!
#5 - inuaku (02/22/2012) [-]
AnyTime im just sooo glad that you're okay! MFW GIF
AnyTime im just sooo glad that you're okay! MFW GIF
#4 - megatrondecepticon (02/22/2012) [-]
**megatrondecepticon rolls 02**
+1
#3 - IrishLover **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 - dzamie (02/23/2012) [-]
Funny description.
To the people who are being angry at the ponies, obviously you enjoyed the content enough to continue scrolling. Since it's the same length as the others, I assume from this that ponies influence your decisions at least twice, if not thrice, as much as Family Guy and/or the Holocaust.
tl;dr ponies control your mind rather effectively
u mad?
#27 - anonymous (02/22/2012) [-]
#26 - anonymous (02/22/2012) [-]
sonicteam is still alive?
#24 - anonymous (02/22/2012) [-]
red thumb because MLP

and **** you
#23 - anonymous (02/22/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8**
User avatar #19 - justdeadm (02/22/2012) [-]
wouldve of thumbed, then i saw the pony one
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