Turtles, Return to the Mother-Ship

Thank you. I have a tortoise and this angers me. Pic related, it's my tortoise.

I'd like to know what the fuck is your tortoise name.
pls.

Franklin. African Leopard Tortoise.

I thought that was his whole name and laughed

It is, FALT for short.

Yup, I loved reading that shit. Not why I named my tortoise that though.

You're a fucking awesome person.

I can confirm this, I was the bush.

I'm the sidewalk and I can confirm that he is the bush.

Hooch is crazy

Well yes, he is a tortoise, but turtle is an order, while tortoise is a family, so while you are correct, so is OP. (he is still a faggot though)

Yes, but you typically call things as they appear closest to species. Like domestic dogs and wolves are in the Canine Family and Domestic Cats and Lions are in the feline family but we call them differently. You're right though, OP is both right and a faggot by default.
(As am I for pointing things out. Shame on me.)

Nope, It's a quote from MLP that fluttershy says. Hence the image. Although Mine Turtle is the greatest Turtle who ever lived.

"We are the voice of Aiur"

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Oh wait wrong game, Sorry!

Glad to know I have a voice.

have you been watching game grumps as well?

Yes. Yes i have.

"What the fuck?! WHAT the FUCK?! Dude, it just made a FUCKING BARRACKS!"

this is a deeply disturbing image.

it's dangerous to go alone, take this as well!

murder. edit. delete.

I can't tell if I'm fascinated or fucking horrified by the fact that I just saw a mouse get ripped in half and try to swim away.

mfw it kept swimming

I think the fact that the half eaten mouse still tried to get away makes this worse...

yes that's a north american alligator snipping turtle. vicious mother fuckers......

dunno if they're all over the place but they're all over the place in the south. 'bout that big too