So... i heard you like turtles. Well... it's a turtle... I bet you thought this turtle was alive.... Big ASS Turtle
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#24 - urghseventysix (06/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I bet you thought this turtle was alive....
#40 - daednevar (06/29/2012) [+] (11 replies)
gonna leave this here and see how you guys feel about it
User avatar #46 to #40 - hargleblarg (06/29/2012) [-]
>Claws are on a ridiculous place on the flippers, more like a Wolverine wannabe than an actual combat-worthy weapon
>No visible joints on the flippers, not good for attacking or defending
>Body armour has a gaping hole in the middle, while it may look cool it's like a giant bullseye for the enemy
>Tusks on the head are in a horrible place, you have to look up in order to use them, and if they break off they're directly under the eyes with the possibility of blinding the poor bastard
>Feet are too bulky with weak ankles, mobility limited

2/10 would not train.
User avatar #52 - trimageryan (06/29/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Fun fact: The Giant Tortoise didn't get a scientific name for a little over 300 years because people couldn't stop eating them long enough to transport them back to England. Apparently they were by far the most delicious thing anyone had ever eaten at the time. Even Darwin couldn't contain himself.
User avatar #36 - ultrarobbie (06/29/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Why do people kill animals for no reason? On Yahoo news, a farmer found a rare, large rat minding its own damn business, getting food for its kids, and just shot it? Why? ******* idiots.
User avatar #37 to #36 - quesocnkane (06/29/2012) [-]
Rats can cause huge problems with ripping apart pipes near the foundations of houses. He just saved himself potentially thousands of dollars.
#23 - fromthefuture (06/29/2012) [-]
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#3 - hhhghhg (06/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
reminds me of this
#84 - RipperMan ONLINE (06/29/2012) [-]
so Bill likes turtles too?
#11 - ragingbrony ONLINE (06/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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I don't think you understand how much I do....
#31 - urbanvibes (06/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)
this jackass killed this big ass old ass turtle WHY. you can see the bullet hole on the head.
User avatar #81 - latinotornado (06/29/2012) [-]
Thats a leatherback seaturtle. the largest seaturtles in the world.
#7 - penistree (06/29/2012) [-]
It's so cute, I just wanna give it a big ol' ki ODEARGOD!
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User avatar #77 - Evuslant (06/29/2012) [-]
Silly man, get out your pokeballs! You're gonna let Blastoise get away!
#93 - gsnelson (06/29/2012) [-]
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I shall name him Bruce, and we shall ride across America yelling, "I dont give a **** !!"
#91 - cheesyduck (06/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is what its mouth looks like. Turtle blowjobs= do not want
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User avatar #15 - joestraightballa (06/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i'm callin fake..

turtles look like the shell and body aren't connected when this fake has no seams or lips at all.
User avatar #17 to #15 - Nullifier (06/29/2012) [-]
well it's a leatherback sea turtle unless it's a life size, incredibly realistic plastic replica, i'm pretty sure it's real
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