Lonesome George

He is in a better place now.

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS WAIT UNTIL AFTER A HERO IS DEAD TO GIVE HIM THE ATTENTION HE DESERVES?

mfw photoshopping a joint onto someones mouth automatically makes them a good guy version of themselves

That's because this is all he was thinking about

He was just a subspecies of Galapagos Giant Tortoise.

There are still Galapagos Giant Tortoises. Just not of the Pinta subspecies.

:D

I feel ya bro.

Im not dead, faggot.

BE ADVISED

HE DOESNT KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE ME, BIATCH, i gotta take care of my kids and my worthless as baby daddy, and nobody has dated me in a YEAR!!! A fucking year!! This bitch best not complain!

That's because while in captivity for years they tried to set him up with many many females of other subspecies to get him to breed. But they yeilded infertile eggs :(

So he may be the last of his kind, but he got a lot of tortoise action.

I have a simple explanation for this: he's a tortoise

It's a fucking turtle. Of course it can't complain.