Fuckin Awesome Turtle Facts Comp. Yes, it's a repost. But this made frontpage before turtle's were cool. Awesome FunnyJunker who made this: irsdbhs. All turtles
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Fuckin Awesome Turtle Facts Comp

Yes, it's a repost. But this made frontpage before turtle's were cool.

Awesome FunnyJunker who made this: irsdbhs

All turtles are left handed, which is why you
rarely s them using s cis s ors.
Turtle, spelled backwards, is " tun,” which is also
the Spanish word for "turtle."
Turtles cannot hear keyboards, making most
music from the ' meaningless to them.
Seeing a turtle fill from a swing set was what
inspired Sir Isaac Newton to develop the theory of
gravity, and hearing a turtle speak was what inspired
him to lose his mind.
Turtles write in binary, but read in Hebrew.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the popular
cartoon, movie, and toy franchise from the mid ',
was actually based on a true story about four
teenage) turtles who crawled into a mysterious and
testis puddle of green s] Arne. The turtles were quickly
admitted to turtle hospital and died weeks later from
the resulting complications/ Though the films were
true to the story in many regards, the crime fighting
was mostly a fabrication.
In zero gravity, much unlike other a. nimals, turtles
remain mini and comfortable. This has led many
scientists to propose the hypothesis that turtles are
freaking awesome.
Turtles never lose their baby teeth, fueling their
animosity towards the tooth fairy, or as turtles mil
The lack of clothes is mostly what makes a turtle
funeral so casual.
Turtles are immune to most poisons, even lava.
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User avatar #1 - nogphille (06/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
turtle is not el turt backwards and that's not spanish to my knowledge..
#3 to #1 - sweateagle (06/27/2012) [-]






Maybe, just maybe, its a joke
none of these are true
#28 - mcshmeggy (06/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>immune to most poisons, even lava

made my day op
User avatar #12 - nocta (06/28/2012) [+] (6 replies)
the second one is not true, im from argentina and the word for turtle in spanish is "tortuga" no "el turt", sorry if bad english, is not my primary language
#15 to #12 - angelious (06/28/2012) [-]
did you know el turt backwards is trutle


wich means absolutely nothing in absolutely no country
#17 - Womens Study Major (06/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"el turt"??? really??? in spanish, is tortuga, no "el turt"... who lied you about spanish??? (pd: i'm spanish)
User avatar #18 to #17 - huntertde ONLINE (06/28/2012) [-]
Out of all these facts, that is the one you say is false?
User avatar #29 - luxray (06/28/2012) [+] (7 replies)
tortuga, is turtle in spanish, for those who were curious
#35 - paelaer (06/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
User avatar #45 - charmapolice (06/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
lol no, turtle in spanish is tortuga
User avatar #50 to #45 - wtfdudereally (06/28/2012) [-]
hey buddy...did you miss the joke?
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User avatar #31 - ningyoaijin (06/28/2012) [-]
El trut. Just saying.
#21 - Womens Study Major (06/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm spanish and turtle is not "el turt", in spanish is "tortuga"
User avatar #27 to #21 - mcshmeggy (06/28/2012) [-]
its a joke dude
#9 - Jesusnipples (06/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #24 - Floowanna (06/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TORTOISES
#5 - lordmacflurri (06/27/2012) [-]
Saw the same kind of stuff like this on here before, I guess the maker of this one was a hipster.
#51 - Womens Study Major (06/28/2012) [-]
irsdbhs didn't make this, he stole it from the Mindhut on Sparknotes.

http://www.sparknotes . com/mindhut/2012/03/12/the-greatest-gift-ever-given-more-turtle-facts

(remove the spaces)
#30 - Womens Study Major (06/28/2012) [-]
Turtle spelled backwards is el trut
not el Turt
eltrut = turtle
User avatar #26 - durden (06/28/2012) [-]
Wow, I never knew this.
User avatar #23 - lalaman (06/28/2012) [-]
Turtle spelled backwards is El Trut not El Turt, or was that the joke?
#20 - Womens Study Major (06/28/2012) [-]
turtle spelled backwards is "el trut" ........ did it really take your whole brain to make this?
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