Fuckin Awesome Turtle Facts Comp. Yes, it's a repost. But this made frontpage before turtle's were cool. Awesome FunnyJunker who made this: irsdbhs. All turtles Hipster Turtle P
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Fuckin Awesome Turtle Facts Comp. Yes, it's a repost. But this made frontpage before turtle's were cool. Awesome FunnyJunker who made this: irsdbhs. All turtles

Yes, it's a repost. But this made frontpage before turtle's were cool.

Awesome FunnyJunker who made this: irsdbhs

All turtles are left handed, which is why you
rarely s them using s cis s ors.
Turtle, spelled backwards, is " tun,” which is also
the Spanish word for "turtle."
Turtles cannot hear keyboards, making most
music from the ' meaningless to them.
Seeing a turtle fill from a swing set was what
inspired Sir Isaac Newton to develop the theory of
gravity, and hearing a turtle speak was what inspired
him to lose his mind.
Turtles write in binary, but read in Hebrew.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the popular
cartoon, movie, and toy franchise from the mid ',
was actually based on a true story about four
teenage) turtles who crawled into a mysterious and
testis puddle of green s] Arne. The turtles were quickly
admitted to turtle hospital and died weeks later from
the resulting complications/ Though the films were
true to the story in many regards, the crime fighting
was mostly a fabrication.
In zero gravity, much unlike other a. nimals, turtles
remain mini and comfortable. This has led many
scientists to propose the hypothesis that turtles are
freaking awesome.
Turtles never lose their baby teeth, fueling their
animosity towards the tooth fairy, or as turtles mil
The lack of clothes is mostly what makes a turtle
funeral so casual.
Turtles are immune to most poisons, even lava.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - nogphille
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(06/27/2012) [-]
turtle is not el turt backwards and that's not spanish to my knowledge..
#3 to #1 - sweateagle [OP]
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(06/27/2012) [-]






Maybe, just maybe, its a joke
none of these are true
User avatar #4 to #3 - nogphille
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(06/27/2012) [-]
i actually stopped reading after that.. thought the first one was a joke to get started..

these aren't even any good -_-
#28 - mcshmeggy
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(06/28/2012) [-]
>immune to most poisons, even lava

made my day op
User avatar #42 to #28 - sweateagle [OP]
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(06/28/2012) [-]
i'm not OP; give creds to irsdbhs.
#52 to #42 - anon id: a70842d1
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(06/28/2012) [-]
irsdbhs didn't make this, he stole it from the Mindhut on Sparknotes.

http://www.sparknotes . com/mindhut/2012/03/12/the-greatest-gift-ever-given-more-turtle-facts

(remove the spaces)
#46 to #42 - tarnac
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(06/28/2012) [-]
Are you sure it wasn't Fgsfds?...
User avatar #12 - nocta
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(06/28/2012) [-]
the second one is not true, im from argentina and the word for turtle in spanish is "tortuga" no "el turt", sorry if bad english, is not my primary language
#38 to #12 - ramrodaa
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(06/28/2012) [-]
**ramrodaa rolled a random image posted in comment #6216612 at FJ Pony Thread **Totally legit that turtles "Are immune to most poisons, even lava." Thank you for telling us that though, I might have thought all these were real
User avatar #14 to #12 - Kibaxyru
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(06/28/2012) [-]
That's the joke
#15 to #12 - angelious
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(06/28/2012) [-]
did you know el turt backwards is trutle


wich means absolutely nothing in absolutely no country
#41 to #15 - unhappyspanners
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You have to do it like this.
#43 to #41 - angelious
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(06/28/2012) [-]
dont hate on the newfag i dontknow what im doing
User avatar #44 to #43 - unhappyspanners
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(06/28/2012) [-]
PRESS ENTER UNTIL YOU'RE RIGHT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE COMMENT BOX, THEN TYPE.
HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY.
#17 - anon id: 93ca7d20
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(06/28/2012) [-]
"el turt"??? really??? in spanish, is tortuga, no "el turt"... who lied you about spanish??? (pd: i'm spanish)
User avatar #18 to #17 - huntertde
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(06/28/2012) [-]
Out of all these facts, that is the one you say is false?
User avatar #29 - luxray
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(06/28/2012) [-]
tortuga, is turtle in spanish, for those who were curious
User avatar #37 to #29 - thepalmtoptiger
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(06/28/2012) [-]
It's a good thing I checked the comments before hitting that submit button.

Does anyone else always fact check the "facts" posts on FJ? This is a perfect example of why you should, you would look like an idiot saying trut.
User avatar #47 to #37 - theshadowed
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(06/28/2012) [-]
Dude, its a joke.
User avatar #48 to #47 - thepalmtoptiger
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(06/28/2012) [-]
This one is, but other serious fact posts on FJ aren't. That's why I fact check everything. I just happen to know spanish on this one so I was going to write the actual translation.
User avatar #54 to #48 - theshadowed
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(06/28/2012) [-]
Its a funny website. Trust nothing.
User avatar #32 to #29 - theshadowed
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(06/28/2012) [-]
Wait... that means that the biggest pirater base in the Caribbean is named after turtles?!
#33 to #32 - catnutsack **User deleted account**
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User avatar #40 to #32 - luxray
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(06/28/2012) [-]
yes, yes it does.
#35 - paelaer
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(06/28/2012) [-]
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
#39 to #35 - ironsoul
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(06/28/2012) [-]
Oddly enough, that is true, unlike this comp.
#8 - runelh
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User avatar #45 - charmapolice
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(06/28/2012) [-]
lol no, turtle in spanish is tortuga
User avatar #50 to #45 - wtfdudereally
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(06/28/2012) [-]
hey buddy...did you miss the joke?
User avatar #55 to #50 - charmapolice
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(06/29/2012) [-]
i never got dumb jokes
User avatar #31 - ningyoaijin
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(06/28/2012) [-]
El trut. Just saying.
#9 - Jesusnipples
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(06/28/2012) [-]
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