This is so true. . Peter '. talk. I couldn't concentrate on the joke because i was too surprised to see Google+.
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#5 - polop (01/06/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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I couldn't concentrate on the joke because i was too surprised to see Google+.
User avatar #1 - leonhardt (01/06/2014) [-]
No it isn't. I enjoy my chocolate, especially if it's just a tiny bite.

Though if I get like a big bag of Hershey's Drops, I just shovel the **** into my face like medication.
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#23 - ellenrimbauer (01/07/2014) [-]
I can't eat chocolate in one bite, I nibble on it until it melts or I finish it.  the last piece I had was chocolate filled with caramel and it was right out of the freezer..  I couldn't even finish it.
I can't eat chocolate in one bite, I nibble on it until it melts or I finish it. the last piece I had was chocolate filled with caramel and it was right out of the freezer.. I couldn't even finish it.
#26 to #23 - funnygiggles (01/07/2014) [-]
I still have half a bar of chocolate that was given to me two months ago. I just nibble from it.
User avatar #28 to #26 - ellenrimbauer (01/07/2014) [-]
Do you not like chocolate? or do you just take a long time eating it?
#29 to #28 - funnygiggles (01/07/2014) [-]
I like it too much. I try to savor it.
User avatar #30 to #29 - ellenrimbauer (01/07/2014) [-]
Huh, that reason never actually crossed my mind.

You do a great job, it seems, when it comes to savoring chocolate.
#6 - Blarghfreat (01/06/2014) [-]
better than those ****** tumblr posts
User avatar #7 - mutzaki (01/07/2014) [-]
I hate it when they show yoga-practicing, age-unaware, child-having but anorexic, insecure, soccer mom type women getting a cup of coffee and, like, two little biscuits on a plate, that they nibble on slowly for the next half hour while reading some ****** book. Then they post "mmm...finally get to relax after a long day of not doing **** ))" on facebook, after uploading a picture of their little plate and book.
User avatar #21 - roastedchicken (01/07/2014) [-]
[google plusing intensifies]
User avatar #31 - gunslayer (01/07/2014) [-]
Drake the kind of ***** to roll his eyes back when he eats chocolate.
#12 - anon (01/07/2014) [-]
FACT: I give myself upward to 15 orgasms a day, none of then require xocolatl
#14 to #12 - freakyorange ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Tried to pronounce that last word. Got my ear jammed in a car door.
User avatar #36 to #14 - guitarnigger (01/07/2014) [-]
that´s the original name of chocolate. its in nahuatl. you can see the word "chocolate" is derivated from there, cause the "x" is pronounced like "ch" in that language
#3 - konradkurze (01/06/2014) [-]
eat fast
why wait for diabeetus
User avatar #9 to #3 - traks (01/07/2014) [-]
Because eating a few pieces of chocolate will give you diabeetus
8/10 troll, made me angry enough to reply
#33 to #9 - pkrbarmovie (01/07/2014) [-]
Idiot.
User avatar #39 to #33 - traks (01/07/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #17 to #9 - pootismang (01/07/2014) [-]
As someone with type one diabetes I can confirm you get it from eating chocolate too fast.
User avatar #18 to #17 - traks (01/07/2014) [-]
Yes, but to a person without diabetes, a few pieces of chocolate wouldnt do anything
User avatar #19 to #18 - pootismang (01/07/2014) [-]
Except give them diabetes, I should know, it's how I was given the great 'beetus.
User avatar #20 to #19 - traks (01/07/2014) [-]
Seriously? Dude that sucks ._.
User avatar #22 to #20 - pootismang (01/07/2014) [-]
Alright, this chain of silly comments ends, laying out facts, even though you all know most of this already;
No, eating all of the chocolates super fast won't give you diabetes.
Yes, I do have diabetes.
No, I do not have diabetes because of chocolate, but because my genetics were hand brewed by Satan, and my own body decided to touch my pancreas in the no no zone, with white blood cell based rape.
~Fin~
User avatar #11 to #9 - konradkurze (01/07/2014) [-]
the butthurt........
#4 to #3 - lmOldGreg (01/06/2014) [-]
Again with the diabeetus
User avatar #37 - awesomedewd (01/07/2014) [-]
I can't understand people who're able to control themselves with sweets.
If I eat chocolate, it has to be a whole bar. *,,,*
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