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Submitted: 08/09/2013
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#2 - millymaded (08/10/2013) [+] (11 replies)
#14 - ICEDgrunge (08/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Bad time to take a profile pic.
#12 - crazyolitis (08/10/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Afterwards...
Afterwards...
#13 to #12 - crazyolitis (08/10/2013) [-]
drive back to the hospital...
drive back to the hospital...
User avatar #3 - georgeojffs (08/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I only just realised, not being from america myself, that 911 is like 9/11. Im not clever
#23 - bdowns (08/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Science of the week ** My ex girlfriend got hit by a car, mfw
#21 - unemployeddonkey (08/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"9 / 11 whats your emergency". thats how i started this.

its kinda like saying:

"compared to 9/11, how bad is your situation? and now rethink, do you really need help, or can you do this yourself faggit?"
and then the caller goes:
"aight ma'm I think if I lifted I wouldnt have been raped here.. thanks for the advice"
#35 to #21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/10/2013) [-]
Are you high?
#19 - kommandantvideo (08/10/2013) [-]
>dispatcher's fw
User avatar #49 - haberchive (08/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I hear that sometimes 911 dont give a **** , no matter what your emergency.. lol imagine that call.
#26 - umopapisdn (08/10/2013) [-]
driver's fw
#4 - carboniteponeight (08/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Seinfeld fans get it
#10 - leawesomerohan (08/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#22 - DrPeppir (08/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW gf was hit by a car.
User avatar #8 - juo (08/10/2013) [-]
Well, at least he doesn't have to wait for the ambulance to arrive...
#7 - reborned (08/10/2013) [-]
ain't he lucky
User avatar #39 - bopeepwoody (08/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i know an EMT...They hate getting calls at night. They once got a call at a lady's house, they had to take her to the hospital but she was really obese and couldn't walk out the door so another rig had to be called. It took 4 EMTs and an extra large gurney to take her out....and she was crying the whole time because she felt fat :/ It's sad really
#86 - chuayane (02/05/2014) [-]
**chuayane rolled a random image posted in comment #132 at Not saying much now.. ** this is an emergency
User avatar #84 - datfozzy (08/11/2013) [-]
911 what's your emergency
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
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