Things you need to know spout me. First off, if we go
out, you' re paying, Not just for me, but for my wife if
she shows up And she' s a drinker.
Sex isn' t guaranteed after that. If I' m interested, I' ll
place my underpants on the table, Fold them in three
and place in your handbag. Return them washed, and
we will consummate passionately.
I dislike women who aren' t shallow.
A plus if you wear my mom' s perfume and tit perfectly
in the yew she left.
I' m fittest& fincher. Those are 2 measurements.