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Michigan Woman Shoots Boyfriend
Because He Didn' t Ejaculate Enough
Aaron Foley
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A woman in the Detroit suburbs got into an argument with her boyfriend and shot
him because she believed he was cheating on her when he didn' t produce enough ejaculate after
they had sex. Your "firing blanks" quip goes here.
that Sadie Bell of Souths% d shot Edward Lee, her lover of 15 years, in the
stomach. Somehow, she' s out on bond - even though it' s the second time she' s shot one of her
sexual partners, her husband back in 1991.
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User avatar #1 - numbmind ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
I bet he wishes she was shooting blanks...
#9 - digitalfruit (07/21/2014) [-]
> he didn't produce enough ejaculate
User avatar #4 - roxasftw ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
*Hears about Michigan*
*Swells with pride*
*Reads the rest*
*Loses Pride*
#3 - anonymous (07/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"lover of 15 years" "her husband back in 1991" things aren't adding up.
User avatar #6 to #3 - cocopopsonfire (07/21/2014) [-]
In what way is it not adding up? Lets say this article was written 3 years ago, since nothing on here is new and it has no date (and if it is new it doesn't really change this)

2011-15 = 1996

there's a ~5 year gap between 1996 and 1991(depending on months and shizz) plenty of time to get divorced and find a new man-slave to fill her with natures mayonnaise
(If I missed something, which I probably did, its because I have calendars for eyes)
User avatar #14 - Snookbone ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Bitch should feel lucky she got any cum at 58
User avatar #12 - obidomkenobi (07/21/2014) [-]
I feel articles like these need more pictures of the person who committed the crime so we can avoid them for ever in real life.
User avatar #5 - caffeine (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**caffeine rolls 4,672**
#8 to #5 - awcskin (07/21/2014) [-]
**awcskin rolls 674,691,116** you got this
#2 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
If she gets out early again, I say we fire the entire judicial branch and start from scratch.
If she gets out early again, I say we fire the entire judicial branch and start from scratch.
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