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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #2 - nbkxtrojan
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(08/13/2014) [-]
I like how it says "VIRGIN" at the top left
#30 to #2 - xdiabolicx
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Worst b8
User avatar #36 to #30 - collateraldamageco
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not all bad jokes are bait
User avatar #37 to #36 - xdiabolicx
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Any effort given to obtaining red thumbs is bait. But he should really stop trying. It's really sad
#5 to #2 - mugiwaraluffy
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#39 to #2 - bvsfang
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This gave me PTSD
This gave me PTSD
User avatar #35 to #2 - maxismahname
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How's it feel to be 8?
#6 to #2 - mugiwaraluffy
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wow
wow
User avatar #4 to #2 - asheskirata
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I like how Virgin Mobile is a phone company
User avatar #50 to #4 - skulldan
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>virgin mobile mentioned
>swells with lack of coverage and cheap prices
User avatar #58 to #4 - smokekusheveryday
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I more of a verizon guy
User avatar #3 - subtard
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This is the first screenshot of a phone conversation I've seen online where the phone has 100% battery.
User avatar #16 to #3 - toguro
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Well we can clearly see by the texts that this guy is prepared for ****
#11 - kez
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Girls a bitch, he's a loser with confidence issues
User avatar #12 to #11 - ninjawizards
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How do you even reach that conclusion about him?
#13 to #12 - kez
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Its a butthurt reply. If he was confident he wouldnt have gotten butthurt and replied so sarcasticly.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ninjawizards
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Riiight. Ok well interesting theory but not quite sure I agree. I just think he was being sarcastic because she was an assuming bitch :p
#15 to #14 - kez
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don't disagree with that

But he still got a little upset/mad about it which is an unconfident thing to do in this situation
#18 to #15 - ohemgeezus
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"Saying, 'congratulations' in a sarcastic manner means you're upset/mad."
User avatar #19 to #18 - xxkelevraxx
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I think he said that because all he wanted to do was get his assignment done and she was being a bitch.

What else would you say in that situation?
User avatar #20 to #19 - ohemgeezus
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You replied to the wrong person, friend :^)
#21 to #20 - xxkelevraxx
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I am now realizing my mistake. I thought you were siding with him
I am now realizing my mistake. I thought you were siding with him
User avatar #22 to #21 - ohemgeezus
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You bring shame to famiry, commit Sudoku.
#23 to #22 - xxkelevraxx
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well damn
#31 to #22 - kez
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you're weird
#64 to #31 - anon id: 3171963a
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"Using logic to discuss a disagreement in a civil manner, and then being friendly with someone else who just admitted their fault, makes you a weird individual"

You're either really stupid or trying to shift into maximum overtroll. Either way, your logic is very poor
User avatar #32 to #15 - brettyoke
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You must troll hard on Xbox Live.

kez: "gg guys we win you suck"

others: "congradulations"

kez: "HAHA THAT MEANS UR MAD NOOB LOL UNCONFIDENT ******* PRICKS!"


Or wait a second... perhaps I'm being too assuming based off too little information? Hint Hint
#40 to #32 - kez
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k
#68 to #40 - anon id: 8c5fbeb3
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You're really, truly, genuinely stupid. Good luck in life.
#41 to #13 - jafkdb
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How can you tell what inflection he was using from text. Maybe he was honestly congratulating her.
#17 - toguro
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It's like he did and did not bitch-slap her at the same time.

Schrodinger's Back The **** Up 'Fo Ya Get Smacked The **** Up
#60 to #17 - keltainenlumi
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#8 - KevinPutt
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**** like this
#24 - foxlift
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"Congratulations"
#25 - chaoticlaw
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I can't stand bitches like that. They immediately think that every guy that texts or calls them wants to **** them  granted, most do .    
   
Once, when I went to pick up my sister from her friends dorm, I texted her phone to let her know I was on the way.   
   
>"Hey."   
>"When you can, call me or something."   
>"don't bother, I've got a BJ."   
>"*BF"   
>"Cool."   
>"Is Eve ready, or should I circle back?"   
>what?   
>oh ****.   
>lol   
>thought you were going for my goodies ;p   
>She ready?   
>yea   
   
When we left, she told me how her friend wanted them to go to a bar, even though she knew she didn't like **** like that. We went home and watched The Emperor's New Groove.
I can't stand bitches like that. They immediately think that every guy that texts or calls them wants to **** them granted, most do .

Once, when I went to pick up my sister from her friends dorm, I texted her phone to let her know I was on the way.

>"Hey."
>"When you can, call me or something."
>"don't bother, I've got a BJ."
>"*BF"
>"Cool."
>"Is Eve ready, or should I circle back?"
>what?
>oh ****.
>lol
>thought you were going for my goodies ;p
>She ready?
>yea

When we left, she told me how her friend wanted them to go to a bar, even though she knew she didn't like **** like that. We went home and watched The Emperor's New Groove.
#69 to #25 - anon id: a4015385
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That was an interesting story and it needed to be told.
#26 to #25 - lolsrsslybro
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is it bad that i actually expected my (ex) girlfriend to be like that considering that most guys would hit on her?

User avatar #27 to #26 - chaoticlaw
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Considering she's now your ex, I'd suppose not.
#28 to #27 - lolsrsslybro
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so if she was my girlfriend it'd be wrong for me to expect that of her? i mean, some girls just state it to get it out of the way in case a guy had intentions of getting with her. it doesn't really stop the conversation it just builds the grounds on which you're allowed to speak with her on.
User avatar #29 to #28 - chaoticlaw
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You make a good point, but even if she did get a lot of **** from guys, you shouldn't immediately reply to someone in that manner, it's likely someone else that merely wants to talk or get some information. Now if she knows it's a guy that's repeatedly made passes on her, then yeah, he needs to go **** off somewhere, ****** not cool.
#55 - HaloMythbuster
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#65 - princessren
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YFW   
she actually just got a boyfriend and was telling her friend who was genuinely happy for her and wondering what part of the powerpoint they should do
YFW
she actually just got a boyfriend and was telling her friend who was genuinely happy for her and wondering what part of the powerpoint they should do
User avatar #72 to #65 - teranin [OP]
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kek, I suppose that is possible.

Although it really kills the funny
User avatar #66 - potrsr
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Similar had happened to me. On a bus station I saw new girl from work. Bus was running late and I started with the small talk. Few words in she said she has a boyfriend. Few days later she is asking me out for a coffee because because she fells lonly because her bf went on a trip with friends. Right-o