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Mag may back when you
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I have a boyfriend .
which part Bi the
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#2 - nbkxtrojan (08/13/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I like how it says "VIRGIN" at the top left
User avatar #4 to #2 - asheskirata (08/13/2014) [-]
I like how Virgin Mobile is a phone company
User avatar #3 - subtard (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is the first screenshot of a phone conversation I've seen online where the phone has 100% battery.
#11 - kez (08/14/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Girls a bitch, he's a loser with confidence issues
#18 to #15 - ohemgeezus (08/14/2014) [-]
"Saying, 'congratulations' in a sarcastic manner means you're upset/mad."
#17 - toguro (08/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's like he did and did not bitch-slap her at the same time.

Schrodinger's Back The **** Up 'Fo Ya Get Smacked The **** Up
#8 - KevinPutt ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
**** like this
#24 - foxlift (08/14/2014) [-]
"Congratulations"
#25 - chaoticlaw (08/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I can't stand bitches like that. They immediately think that every guy that texts or calls them wants to 						****					 them  granted, most do .    
   
Once, when I went to pick up my sister from her friends dorm, I texted her phone to let her know I was on the way.   
   
>"Hey."   
>"When you can, call me or something."   
>"don't bother, I've got a BJ."   
>"*BF"   
>"Cool."   
>"Is Eve ready, or should I circle back?"   
>what?   
>oh 						****					.   
>lol   
>thought you were going for my goodies ;p   
>She ready?   
>yea   
   
When we left, she told me how her friend wanted them to go to a bar, even though she knew she didn't like 						****					 like that. We went home and watched The Emperor's New Groove.
I can't stand bitches like that. They immediately think that every guy that texts or calls them wants to **** them granted, most do .

Once, when I went to pick up my sister from her friends dorm, I texted her phone to let her know I was on the way.

>"Hey."
>"When you can, call me or something."
>"don't bother, I've got a BJ."
>"*BF"
>"Cool."
>"Is Eve ready, or should I circle back?"
>what?
>oh **** .
>lol
>thought you were going for my goodies ;p
>She ready?
>yea

When we left, she told me how her friend wanted them to go to a bar, even though she knew she didn't like **** like that. We went home and watched The Emperor's New Groove.
#65 - princessren (08/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
YFW   
she actually just got a boyfriend and was telling her friend who was genuinely happy for her and wondering what part of the powerpoint they should do
YFW
she actually just got a boyfriend and was telling her friend who was genuinely happy for her and wondering what part of the powerpoint they should do
User avatar #66 - potrsr (08/14/2014) [-]
Similar had happened to me. On a bus station I saw new girl from work. Bus was running late and I started with the small talk. Few words in she said she has a boyfriend. Few days later she is asking me out for a coffee because because she fells lonly because her bf went on a trip with friends. Right-o
User avatar #56 - shadowhorn (08/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Wait, is the powerpoint comment supposed to be a joke about her having a boyfriend, or do they have a literal powerpoint presentation that they're supposed to be doing, and that's the real reason he texted her?
User avatar #38 - nought ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
Image bears the scars of many reposts
still funny tho
User avatar #34 - jacklane (08/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I require my girlfriend to say this to ANY guy that contacts her no matter what. She does it, but still ***** other people. She is SO silly!
User avatar #57 to #34 - thatdamnllama (08/14/2014) [-]
ever occur to you that she ***** other guys because you're suffocating her?
User avatar #33 - thedungeonmaster (08/14/2014) [-]
What a conceited bitch.
#7 - include (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #9 - onigirigiri (08/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Why not just initially ask the question instead of telling her to msg back when possible. Its so unnecessary.
#63 to #9 - azraelwalker (08/14/2014) [-]
Ya know I'm actually gonna have to agree with onigirigiri here. Guys could have just said "Hey msg me about the PowerPoint when ya get a sec"

...doesn't excuse the girls instant "I have a bf", but still.
User avatar #54 - emptysuperman (08/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is a big reason why I have such a hard time making new friends with women. Jesus, sometimes I'm just trying to be your friend.
User avatar #43 - mostlyshits ONLINE (08/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I don't think I get the joke
can someone explain?
User avatar #42 - KingMcSanders (08/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Can someone please explain if there's something I'm missing here? Or is it exactly as I read it?
User avatar #51 to #42 - sociocat (08/14/2014) [-]
Girl assumes the guy is trying to hit on her. Guy must be part of a group project with her or something, he just wants to know what part of the project he should work on.
#1 - anonymous (08/13/2014) [-]
unfunny.
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