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Lawyered. platypus hold discos on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Punch is served.. Iwas driving en Beach Boulevard behind an ancient guy in a beat up mick. He decides

platypus hold discos on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Punch is served.

Iwas driving en Beach Boulevard behind an ancient guy in
a beat up mick.
He decides to tum in front of me without a blinker.
I accelerate to swerve and avoid him, and this,
woman Jumps in front of my carwash her
hand up.
She proceeds to yell in my window, "Hey, slow down we
idiot!" I' m a , mellow guy by nature, I ignore
As [drive away, she yells, "'"""""t" at me again. Twice? I
tum around and drive up next to her.
Do you have a prollem?" lash:
Yeah, why are yee driving like an idiot?"
l was driving like an idiot? How, exactly.‘
You were speeding. Iwatched you."
You were? I see. How did we measure my speed?" [Ever
l heard you."
So, yee measured my speed by ear?"
l can hear."
How fast did we HEAR me going?"
Look" she says, "I don' t have to take this. Here comes a
cop. l' ll wave him dowg
THE POLICE? This inman is a trip. She waves him down,
and preceeds to tell him that she observed me speeding.
What happened?" he asks. him the story, and told
him that I accelerated to an indicated 33 mph tthe speed
limit is 35] to avoid a coldfusion
Are those mufflers legal?" Ethel asks.
She' s pushing it. I reply, "l have a C. A. R. B. for
them." I give the paperwork's the cop.
She tries to find to screw me with. She
says "What about those big tires? They CAN' T be legal." I
began feeling little overheated gears in the back of my
head start to tern.
These tires were available en the 1970 Boss 429, "I told
the cop," Which makes them street legal as a
Ethel gets angry. She whines, "So yee' re net going to
give out any tickets to this 'r'""""'?"
The cop says, "No, I am net.‘
We about had it. So I say, "Sir, this inman told we
that she left the street at the comer, and she met up
with my car here. According to Title 39, pedestrians
have to cress the street at a right angle. This inman
admitted she creased at a angle, which is a
marketable offense."
What?" The cop looks cinfused.
Also, she teld we that she walked in frend of my car
to stop me. A citizen can' t detain sameone without
probable cause, under Terry v. Ohio tmy new favorite
case). Since she couldn' t measure my speed, she had
probable cause to detain me. That is an indictable
The cop says, "But, I didn' t see any of this."
But," I said, " did, and, as an officer of the Court, I can
demand her arrest. I' ll agree to dismiss the Illegal
Detention charge, but Iwant her cited for not creasing at
a right angle and Hazardous Conduct en a Public Street.‘
The cop called his Lieutenant, and after the cop told the
story, he authorized the summonses.
She went home with . 09 we rth of traffic tickets, and
they are worth a total offeer points against her license,
as well as the appropriate insurance surcharge!
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#3 - teranin
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I love when people try to wrong others and it blows up in their face.
#25 to #3 - nibbero
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#1 - burdenedsoul
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User avatar #41 - ninjafaggots
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I had almost forgotten about that meme.
#42 to #41 - dandamanzx
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#5 - mankey
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#35 to #5 - boxofwonderz
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User avatar #58 to #5 - machezemoman
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Jonnie Cage is that you?
#19 - foggygolem
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See, THIS is why you don't dick with random people.
#13 - anon id: 501c1a6c
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Law Students are not officers of the courts, and lawyers other than prosecutors do not have arrest powers beyond any normal person. Terry v. Ohio has to do with a temporary detention of a suspicious person by a law enforcement officer, it has nothing to do with civilian arrests. This is why first year law students are ******* stupid.

An actual Lawyer
#23 to #13 - anon id: 37459478
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Not to mention their general pompous attitude that would just love to act like the kind of guy in OP's story.

But then again, I guess that could be said for a lot of people.
User avatar #27 to #13 - civilizedwasteland
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Why did you have to destroy my happpiness
User avatar #29 to #13 - disniggahere
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I think even non-Law students should know that Law students are not officers of the court.
User avatar #30 to #13 - tittylovin
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Anon master race. I love you guys, log in so I can be friends with you.
#40 to #13 - dontread
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omg ******* yes

all i have is an administrative justice course under my belt but even i cringed at that terry vs ohio thing.
User avatar #64 to #13 - dyalibya
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#74 to #13 - theplogyr
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I'm just replying to this because I wanna see the replies and for some reason I can't, unless I click my comment from my profile. Anyone know why, though?
User avatar #37 to #13 - Das
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Basically this guy just gave the cop a bunch of ********, sounded real smart, and the cop bought it because he's just some low level local cop who gives out traffic tickets for a living.

The moral of this story is, if you sound smart enough people will think you know what you're talking about. Also, women are bitches.
User avatar #43 to #13 - trivdiego
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smart enough to ******** his way into getting that woman some tickets
User avatar #55 to #13 - kaitora
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Well then this guy is just a talented hoax.
#32 to #13 - theXsjados
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Terry v. Ohio isn't about detaining. It's about the legality of frisking someone who is acting suspicious. It's defined by reasonable suspicion, which is not probably cause.

Finally an officer of the court is anyone who is sworn in and involved in the justice process of a court of law. That includes a detective of the prosecutor, and lawyers. Their powers are typically limited to cases they are directly involved in, but the high up the chain you go the more powers you have.

In this case if the first year law student was a sworn in intern working for a DA's office, the public defender's office, or as a detective of a prosecutor he would be an officer of the court and he can make these claims, and demands.

The only flaw in the argument is how Terry v. Ohio has absolutely nothing to do with a pedestrian detaining someone (citizen's arrest) without probably cause.

1.) Citizen's arrest is limited to felonies,
2.) She was not detaining him; he was free to go at any point of time. If she tackled him it'd be a different story.

Ultimately if this is true he was just spewing BS that sounded legal enough.
#15 - anon id: fd8d1580
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Beach Blvd? Where the **** you live my *****?
#18 to #15 - floggnawstalgia
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>My *****
#7 - roneffinswanson
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#47 - spinaltap
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boss 429 mustang-If it were physically possible id make sweet, sweet love to that car
#51 to #47 - raginhardon
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User avatar #57 to #47 - blueboysixnine
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I would take sloppy seconds and love every second of it
User avatar #60 to #47 - catdogdora
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I second that
#75 to #47 - xxmemosxx
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Possible? It has an exhaust pipe doesn't it?
User avatar #80 to #47 - certifiedidiot
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Sweet car, I'd personally prefer an Oldsmobile 442
User avatar #92 to #80 - spinaltap
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found this the other day
#2 - frostdrachen
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