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Lawyered. platypus hold discos on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Punch is served.. Iwas driving en Beach Boulevard behind an ancient guy in a beat up mick. He decides

platypus hold discos on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Punch is served.

Iwas driving en Beach Boulevard behind an ancient guy in
a beat up mick.
He decides to tum in front of me without a blinker.
I accelerate to swerve and avoid him, and this,
woman Jumps in front of my carwash her
hand up.
She proceeds to yell in my window, "Hey, slow down we
idiot!" I' m a , mellow guy by nature, I ignore
this.
As [drive away, she yells, "'"""""t" at me again. Twice? I
tum around and drive up next to her.
Do you have a prollem?" lash:
Yeah, why are yee driving like an idiot?"
l was driving like an idiot? How, exactly.‘
You were speeding. Iwatched you."
You were? I see. How did we measure my speed?" [Ever
l heard you."
So, yee measured my speed by ear?"
l can hear."
How fast did we HEAR me going?"
Look" she says, "I don' t have to take this. Here comes a
cop. l' ll wave him dowg
THE POLICE? This inman is a trip. She waves him down,
and preceeds to tell him that she observed me speeding.
What happened?" he asks. him the story, and told
him that I accelerated to an indicated 33 mph tthe speed
limit is 35] to avoid a coldfusion
Are those mufflers legal?" Ethel asks.
She' s pushing it. I reply, "l have a C. A. R. B. for
them." I give the paperwork's the cop.
She tries to find to screw me with. She
says "What about those big tires? They CAN' T be legal." I
began feeling little overheated gears in the back of my
head start to tern.
These tires were available en the 1970 Boss 429, "I told
the cop," Which makes them street legal as a
replacement.‘
Ethel gets angry. She whines, "So yee' re net going to
give out any tickets to this 'r'""""'?"
The cop says, "No, I am net.‘
We about had it. So I say, "Sir, this inman told we
that she left the street at the comer, and she met up
with my car here. According to Title 39, pedestrians
have to cress the street at a right angle. This inman
admitted she creased at a angle, which is a
marketable offense."
What?" The cop looks cinfused.
Also, she teld we that she walked in frend of my car
to stop me. A citizen can' t detain sameone without
probable cause, under Terry v. Ohio tmy new favorite
case). Since she couldn' t measure my speed, she had
probable cause to detain me. That is an indictable
affense.‘
The cop says, "But, I didn' t see any of this."
But," I said, " did, and, as an officer of the Court, I can
demand her arrest. I' ll agree to dismiss the Illegal
Detention charge, but Iwant her cited for not creasing at
a right angle and Hazardous Conduct en a Public Street.‘
The cop called his Lieutenant, and after the cop told the
story, he authorized the summonses.
She went home with . 09 we rth of traffic tickets, and
they are worth a total offeer points against her license,
as well as the appropriate insurance surcharge!
BITE“
II MESS WITH ME
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Views: 39641 Submitted: 03/05/2014