Hitler

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Hitler has only got one ball,Göring has two but very small,
Himmler's so very similar, And Goebbels has no balls at all

Hitler: he had but one left ball, Mussolini: he had none at all,
Stalin: he was three-ballin', And that's the dictator's rise and fall!

Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is on the kitchen wall, [or] (the other is in the Albert Hall), or (in Northern England: The Leeds Town Hall)
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Chopped it off when he was small.
She threw it, into the apple tree
The wind blew it into the deep blue sea
Where the fishes got off their dishes and ate scallops and bollocks for tea

there

Looks like you have both the left and right testicles there. This man is telling the truth!

not kidding y names hitler's scrotum and my other friend is hitlers left testicle

I don't know how i can prove this, If anyone knows a way that'd be great

Your steam saves your earlier Aliases I think. So, if someone was to look at your previous aliases, that could be a way of doing it. I dunno, I'll look into it I guess...

The thing is this is my last name, as the picture was taken last night

Well, there is only two of you this picture could be belong to. You, and the other Hitler's Right Testicle with the Rainbow Dash picture. However, the RD one has more total play time than you; but has played as recently. So it looks as if this picture does happen to have you in it, since most of the other "Hitler's Right Testicle" either haven't played enough; or just don't play TF2 at all.

TL:DR, This is the guy who's in the content.

i fucking lold

they need to release more episodes. i like the trolling one

My name is currently "The Worst Character In The Game".

When people kill me on TF2 I don't want to give them much of a sense of accomplishment.

And when you kill them, you want them to feel as low as possible.

The best one i ever saw was "Swine flew"

That's been my name in pretty much every online game for years... Granted, I don't play TF2, but still.

I got Hitler and I don't understand why he's only worth 100 points.
Shouldn't it be worth around 11 million points?

i too have been trying to get hitler..ive only been able to get castro :(

mfw

TF2 GIF THREAD GO

I actually prefer Medic over any other class

my favorites are the sniper and spy. i know exactly how fucking frustrating it is to constantly get back stabbed while sniping, which makes it so much more enjoyable to do it to enemy snipers.

i think i might be an asshole...

When I am the Medic, I feel like a superhero. His long labcoat has the mannerisms of a cape when he moves, and that thing on his back is amazing. As well as having the power to heal, and granting people strength, and making yourself and others invincible... And with all those gadgets, he's like Doctor Batman.