Auto Team Balance.

It even rhymes!

thats nice son...

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The funny thing is, it doesn't sound like wololo. More like WEENENEEEE.

what is wololo? newfaag here sorry.


inb4 Wololo on my green thumbs

It's from age of empires, that character that goes wololo converts the unit to the same team as it. So you can use the wololo units to steal enemy units.

also known as Monks, tho you can also use the command "30" in the multiplayer chat to shout out wololo to all other players.

Kinda related.

oh god that's terrible

So.. everybody? Do we all have our tickets to hell?

Right here

AH KEELED FITTY MEN

-I'm playing Medic. 8 HP left. I'm on fire.

Pyro... turn around for just a sec? Pyro? PYRO? Please, I'm dying here! PYRO! You have full health and 200 ammo, it'll take you less than one second to airblast me!

Soldier, I'm going to uber you, ok? We're going to wipe out that other medic/demo combo. Ready? Ok, GO! ... PUT. THAT. EQUALIZER. AWAY.

Demoman, you're ubered, stop chasing down that spy! There's sentry right next to us, you have stickies! Do the math! You can get the spy later, he's not a threat, he has 3 health and is going back to spawn! DEMO! Oh for fuck's sake... I'm out.
Demo: WTF man, why did you stop healing me?
Me:... I'm bailing to look for someone who knows what they're doing...

>Be medic
>Healing someone
>We get ambushed
>Barely alive but we both made it through, and we are both burning
>Start healing them, they are at half health and extinguished while I have a few health left
>They run up and grab a health kit, completely ignoring me.
>Ragequit

-Medics that won't heal you

I was playing as a spy doing Payload as RED. I manage to clear the entire payload of enemies with chainstabs as well as their mini sentry on the roof but take a rocket to the face. I have 30 HP left and run into a building where a medic was healing a soldier who was fully overhealed.

I scream medic and he just looks at me and watches for 15 seconds until a random rocket knocks me on my ass.

I ask him in chat why he did nothing.

"lol ur a spy"

Fuck you mate.

thumbs for making me lol

Briefcase room filled with level 3 turrets. Your entire team is nothing but engineers doing the same thing. You're the only spy.

mini sentries

-Burning near a medic and a pyro, while medic is always healing a heavy, and pyro is using phlogistinator, or not extinguishing you.
-While taunting with amputator, everyone leaves you vulnerable.
-Getting killed by a random crit when you are so close to kill someone.
-Soldier saying HEAL MEE while holding equlaizer.
-Loadout not available, connecting to item server...

Engineer is credit to team.

Engy Is A Badass.

im guessing you're always one of the like 4 snipers on 2fort, eh?

I guess you never played as an engineer / you got owned playing as Engineer.

This one's my current spray

What about 5 engineers and one spy? That's how it always ends up in capture the briefcase. I stopped playing because no one would pick anything else, I was the only non-engineer, and it was impossible to get the fucking briefcase because the other team was nothing but engineers and flooded the briefcase room with FUCKING LEVEL 3 TURRETS!!!!!!!!!

They told you not to touch that darn thing.

im always medic

And apparently a demoman

I respect this.

I play as medic.

yes...

Conquered a team with just 5 snipers and two engineers, one medic ain't enough.

fucking video game references.

ops someone posted it already

Disregard mortally wounded team-mate, heal up from 90hp.

EVERY DAMN FUCKING TIME on ever damn fucking game