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Submitted: 08/25/2013
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#6 - gtowntank (08/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my first day in DnD I went into a basic dungeon with me and one other player he was the dm at the time and was teaching me how to play. Five minutes after we come into an encounter with 5 cobalts me being new was like wat do friend tells me roll for initiative roll my d20 roll a fifteen so im ready buddy rolls seventeen he goes first me second cobalts after he rolls a twenty killing two instanly and cleaving one down the middle it stays alive with 2 hp i roll a 1 i swing my axe get it stuck in a wall aiming for the almost dead one out of sheer force of will the now one legged cobalt kicks me in the dick and dies from bloodloss incompacitating me for the remainder of the encounter
#2 - mickeylover (08/25/2013) [-]
good job dude! I grew up in a house-hold full of DND players (parents, older sibling, and practically every visiter that enters the house is a DnD fan (even my friends are DnD fans)) but I could never really get into the game, I self-diagnosed myself with ADHD and my parents refuse to believe that both their children have it, so they refuse to take me to the doctors (even though it's free where I live in amazing Canada) but even though I don't play, I can still recognize a bad-ass play, good on you man, good on you
good job dude! I grew up in a house-hold full of DND players (parents, older sibling, and practically every visiter that enters the house is a DnD fan (even my friends are DnD fans)) but I could never really get into the game, I self-diagnosed myself with ADHD and my parents refuse to believe that both their children have it, so they refuse to take me to the doctors (even though it's free where I live in amazing Canada) but even though I don't play, I can still recognize a bad-ass play, good on you man, good on you
#1 - Womens Study Major (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
wow this sucks
User avatar #5 to #1 - soulstealerr (08/25/2013) [-]
Found the pissy DM.
#13 - pineapplepeople (10/08/2013) [-]
Just me and my cousin playing 2 characters each for version 1.0, Dad DMs. I have a barbarian and a druid, he has a thief and a magic user. We're stuck in the abyss getting our asses whooped. A relative of a Demon Lord (so slightly weaker) shows up, has his minions fight us for like 3 rounds. Gets bored decides to leave, grabs his chest of goodies and starts walking away. Cousin decides to try and polymorph him into a rabbit. Bypasses 60% magic resistance, but he has a saving throw of 2. He rolls a 1, we have a demon bunny lord stuck under his own chest, all his minions flee terrified. We stomp him to death and steal his **** . Good times.
#3 - skybornetide (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've been playing the past couple years and still haven't done anything like that, you have my awe, mysticmage.
User avatar #10 - nuclearcomedy (08/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've always wanted to play this, I've just never once found people who would want to play this, or hell, even know how to play this.
#9 - caecus (08/26/2013) [-]
This is well worth a thumb
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