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as a parent it is your gm damn ******* min to innit after your
children stop treating your children like they are burdens
mu signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have
you as a parent
Keep this in mind. tlo children to immediately give
you back all the things you give them. they are children. love
them. cherish there treat them well.
They're tn eat yew heart.
well dane supernatural fandom, well dane
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User avatar #10 - bulwark (04/11/2015) [-]
I'll just adopt a 21 year old with his own appartment... problem solved.
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User avatar #42 to #10 - mcassio ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
So, a boyfriend, then.
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User avatar #65 to #42 - bulwark (04/12/2015) [-]
Nah man. I don't roll that way.
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#82 to #10 - justabass ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
Sweet Calvin and Hobbes joke, bro. I mean that sincerely. I love that **** .
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User avatar #89 to #82 - bulwark (04/12/2015) [-]
Hah well damn, I half didn't expect anyone to see the reference. Calvin and Hobbes was like, a major part of my childhood.
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#19 to #10 - endospore (04/11/2015) [-]
I know this is a joke, but since the topic came up, I feel like I should say if you (or anyone reading this) are considering children, please consider adopting an older kid. Children past eight years old almost never get adopted, with most that age waiting over five years to get a home if they ever do. And they're old enough to remember that **** . You adopt a thirteen year old, you'll have the happiest, most grateful kid in the world.
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User avatar #25 to #19 - arandomanon ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
Or the most ungrateful piece of **** in history, it depends of the kid.
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User avatar #29 to #19 - drunkasaurus (04/11/2015) [-]
This is probably true. I was adopted when I was two months old, and I should be very thankful since my birth-parents were ridiculous people who can't afford the kids they already have, and my adopted parents have more money than they know what to do with and have given me every opportunity imaginable. But instead of doing anything with my life I am now 23 years old and spend all my time partying and browsing dank memes with no job or accomplishments to speak of.
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#83 to #29 - ffinfinity ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
if you are smart enough to realize that you have not gone anyway in your life, your smart enough to actually change for the better. I mean if your parents have the money that can open up some entrepreneur ship opportunities, no need to make money for someone else.
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User avatar #71 to #19 - cfeuer (04/12/2015) [-]
A teen is a teen. its hit or miss. back story means little next to hormones.
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User avatar #34 to #19 - legendaryhero (04/11/2015) [-]
I think people who want to adopt children want to feel like the real parent and also like the real parent of the kid...
but aren't older kids the most expensive to take care of?
asking because i obviously have no experience.
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#77 to #34 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]
Cost can be a wash since little kids can have huge hospital bills.
Personally if I did adopt an older kid, I'd aim more at being a mentor/role model than a parent.
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#17 - anon (04/11/2015) [-]
mfw I let my bf hit it raw for a couple of strokes
mfw period decides to be late
mfw facing the possibility of bringing a tiny human into this world
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#72 to #17 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]
Lol a couple strokes usually isn't enough to get pregnant unless he came in you.
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#75 to #72 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]
pre cum
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#81 to #17 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]
get an abortion
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User avatar #61 to #17 - mexicandudeinsd (04/11/2015) [-]
your bfs D game is weak
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#64 to #61 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]
nah, his dick game is pretty strong.
pull out game weak af though
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User avatar #88 to #64 - mexicandudeinsd (04/12/2015) [-]
well practice makes perfect
get to it
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User avatar #28 to #17 - Obscurity (04/11/2015) [-]
abort mission
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User avatar #27 to #17 - helterskeletor (04/11/2015) [-]
adoption is a thing.
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User avatar #31 to #27 - kameken ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
That still involves bringing the tiny human into the world, though.

I agree with you, though, people should stop ignoring the fact that adoption exists.
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#32 to #31 - anon (04/11/2015) [-]
Adoption is hell for a child, kept from foster home to foster home until you find a forever home, increasing the chances for abuse.
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User avatar #67 to #32 - aurareads (04/12/2015) [-]
Better to try and do a private adoption before the baby is even born. Best chance to screen out pervs and avoid foster care.
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#4 - Virt (04/11/2015) [-]
im never having kids
i cant handle the stress/pressure
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User avatar #46 to #4 - Voxker (04/11/2015) [-]
thats why you'll never get anywhere in life
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#52 to #4 - ohlookahollybush (04/11/2015) [-]
I'd never have kids because I just don't get along with children so it'd be a bit unfair on them. Plus, you know, childbirth. Ironically, I'm thinking of becoming a midwife
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User avatar #59 to #52 - Virt (04/11/2015) [-]
yea birth sounds ****** and midwife is when you have someone elses baby right? idk this stuff >.>
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#91 to #59 - ohlookahollybush (04/12/2015) [-]
Nah m8, midwifery is being the person who DELIVERS the baby. Being a surrogate mother is renting your baby cavern out then destroying your vagina all for a baby you'll never have.
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User avatar #92 to #91 - Virt (04/13/2015) [-]
Ahhhhh ok
But hey theyre not yours so thats good :p
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User avatar #18 to #4 - niggernazi (04/11/2015) [-]
You can still beat them if they get too unbearablr, sure they will whine like **** but soon they will stop because they know you are stronger than them. Trust me, i am a certified family therapist.
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#76 to #4 - androiddxx (04/12/2015) [-]
You're never having kids because you're lonely and gay
I'm so sorry you're beautiful don't let anyone get you down
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User avatar #80 to #76 - Virt (04/12/2015) [-]
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User avatar #39 to #4 - necrophyxia (04/11/2015) [-]
stressure
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User avatar #40 to #39 - Virt (04/11/2015) [-]
under stressure
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#41 to #40 - necrophyxia (04/11/2015) [-]
Bushin' down on me
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#43 to #41 - kolpster (04/11/2015) [-]
that's disgusting
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User avatar #44 to #43 - necrophyxia (04/11/2015) [-]
You see it as disgusting, I see it as a challenge
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#74 to #39 - toytruck (04/12/2015) [-]
I'm having one hell of a time figuring out how to ******* pronounce that word and yetI love it
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#33 to #4 - anon (04/11/2015) [-]
Or no one would be willing to have them with you.
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User avatar #13 to #4 - pwnagraphy (04/11/2015) [-]
I don't think you'd ever need to worry about having them
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#23 to #13 - thepizzadevourer (04/11/2015) [-]
Someone better have burn heal
freezer burn heal
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#12 - plokix (04/11/2015) [-]
I love that guy.
I love that guy.
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User avatar #14 - dafuqmang (04/11/2015) [-]
The one thing I am afraid of is having kids.

My step-father is an ass. I can't stand behind how he treats me or my little brothers anymore. I can't leave yet. I can't really do much. I don't want to have kids because I am afraid of being him.

My friend, bless her, points to Bobby Singer every time. "You have to be like Bobby."
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#22 to #14 - thepizzadevourer (04/11/2015) [-]
Oh boy. My dad's a paragon of masculinity but terrible with relationships (it's not his fault, really, pretty much everyone he's been close to has burned him really badly in some way, other than my mom). I really want to have kids someday but I can already see some of the weaknesses that he has reflected in the way I treat my little brothers.
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User avatar #24 to #14 - whataphreek (04/11/2015) [-]
That's why i want to stay abstinent, because I don't want to run into any future problems without being sure I love my gf.
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User avatar #37 to #14 - neokun (04/11/2015) [-]
The fact that you're afraid of becoming him already proves you won't.
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User avatar #20 - PenguinsOfMars (04/11/2015) [-]
i doubt anyone posting there have children
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User avatar #53 to #20 - aurareads (04/11/2015) [-]
I've got 4 kids. Yes all with the same man, to whom I have been married 15 years and no we are not on welfare. Yes we know what causes that. Yes we are 'done'.
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User avatar #26 to #20 - sledmondson ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
I have a child =] ungrateful litte **** jk she's ten months old and ******* beautiful
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User avatar #35 to #26 - PenguinsOfMars (04/11/2015) [-]
i meant on the tumblr post
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User avatar #38 to #35 - sledmondson ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
I know i was just being a proud dad, I like to tell peope abut her =]
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#49 to #38 - drdisrespect (04/11/2015) [-]
whats her name?
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User avatar #50 to #49 - sledmondson ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
Evangeline Emily Edmondson but we call her Eva =]
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User avatar #51 to #50 - sledmondson ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
Her initials are E3 =p
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User avatar #21 - thepizzadevourer (04/11/2015) [-]
>not giving anything back
>pretty much the only people on planet earth who will believe in you 100%
I mean, they're pretty needy other than that. But my little brothers are the only people in the world who have believed in me, simply because I was their older brother, nothing else.
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#1 - anon (04/11/2015) [-]
And if my tax dollars have to pay for your kids food and clothes(which I don't begrudge them) chances are you are a ****** parent by default. Yes, stuff can happen to even the most responsible person, lose a job, injury, even worst case scenario rape or something, etc, and I understand that. I however am talking specifically to those who are unemployed or working part time for minimum wage, maybe DON'T have kids you can't afford.

I am 25, make just shy of 6 figures a year, own my own house, 2 cars, etc, and I am just NOW considering having a kid, because thats what responsible people do.
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User avatar #36 to #1 - neokun (04/11/2015) [-]
Cough up some change ***** .
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User avatar #2 to #1 - HarvietheDinkle (04/11/2015) [-]
holy **** what's your job? 'grats, man
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#3 to #2 - anon (04/11/2015) [-]
Branch manager of a company that sells equipment to businesses. 4 years of college, nest egg set, no outstanding debts, and considering having kids. the way it should be.
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#11 to #3 - hongkonglongdong (04/11/2015) [-]
What do your parents do for a living?
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#93 to #11 - anon (04/14/2015) [-]
Mums disabled, dad is a Engineer at Bath Iron Works.
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User avatar #6 to #3 - butterduck (04/11/2015) [-]
So you're saying only rich people should have kids ?
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User avatar #7 to #6 - weinerdick (04/11/2015) [-]
basically yeah, it seems that it would be better
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User avatar #8 to #7 - butterduck (04/11/2015) [-]
But then there's no poorfags to do physical work.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - weinerdick (04/11/2015) [-]
true, but ehh
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#48 to #8 - rdobet (04/11/2015) [-]
It's ok. We have robots now.
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#66 - helenwheels (04/12/2015) [-]
I've got this cousin who always yells at her kids for like, the most retarded **** . It's so awkward going to her house because guaranteed she'll find something to scream at them for.
Meanwhile her Facebook is full of "oh the joy of motherhood!" "the work of a true mother mother is some womanhood stuff n **** "
I get so angery.

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#78 to #66 - anon (04/12/2015) [-]
Sounds like the typical mother, proud of her kids but won't show it. (unless she's in front of her equals/superiors who will judge her to no end)
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User avatar #84 to #78 - manofparody (04/12/2015) [-]
No, the typical mother is the attention whore, feeding off the attention of having kids, while hating every second of being a mother and wished they would die, but also wishes she could keep the attention.
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User avatar #86 to #84 - assrocket (04/12/2015) [-]
That's not the typical mother at all, but I had a mum like that, so I feel you.
I feel you.
Oh god, do I feel you.
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#87 to #86 - manofparody (04/12/2015) [-]
Psh. Mothers, right?
Psh. Mothers, right?
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User avatar #68 to #66 - crystalversion (04/12/2015) [-]
I have a cousin like that. Whenever there are parties or she comes to my grandma's house to visit she spends the whole time yelling at her kids and making them cry while she spends her time playing cards. Then on FB it's all these pictures and posts about her children.
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User avatar #73 to #66 - othagovna (04/12/2015) [-]
Sounds like she has a personality disorder. I feel sorry for the kids since growing up with a parent like that can be very damaging to their development.
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User avatar #56 - keevoo (04/11/2015) [-]
I'm scared that I'm going to **** up my kids if I have any someday.
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User avatar #60 to #56 - navadae (04/11/2015) [-]
i`m scared i might have kids to **** up some day

....wait, nevermind, i cant have kids. SWEET!
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#63 to #60 - MillinerHatterM (04/12/2015) [-]
Jeez... that's actually kinda feely. You want to talk about this?
Jeez... that's actually kinda feely. You want to talk about this?
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User avatar #69 to #63 - navadae (04/12/2015) [-]
oh, i`m serious.. i`m glad i cant have kids, they annoy the hell out of me... besides, if i ever did actually want kids i`d go for adoption rather than pushing one of those ugly ***** out of me
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#70 to #69 - MillinerHatterM (04/12/2015) [-]
I don't have any proper response for that so here's a funny gif.
I don't have any proper response for that so here's a funny gif.
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#85 to #69 - rimjobmcgee (04/12/2015) [-]
I think I'm I'm sterile and honestly hope I am. I worked with kids and they annoy me to no end. Since then though I've been around parents and their kids together, and the parents also pissed me off with how they regarded their kids. So I hope I'm sterile because I don't want kids, but at the same time I wonder how I'd be if I did have kids. I'll never risk having kids though because of commitment issues and figuring I'd be a horrible dad
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User avatar #57 to #56 - singedbrick (04/11/2015) [-]
I'm scared that I'm going to **** my kids if I have any someday. Fixed.
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User avatar #58 to #57 - keevoo (04/11/2015) [-]
wow dude ebin for the win amirite :^)
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#15 - lmOldGreg (04/11/2015) [-]
Y'EEJIT!
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User avatar #47 - zaucroya (04/11/2015) [-]
In case people didn't already know, its a running gag that the supernatural fandom has a gif related to everything. And here, the've done it once again.
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User avatar #16 - nagafever (04/11/2015) [-]
If i ever get kids im just gonna tell em they're taking responsibility if they drink and do some stupid ****
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#54 - helgheimftw (04/11/2015) [-]
I'm watching this episode rigth now s7 ep 10
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User avatar #55 to #54 - helgheimftw (04/11/2015) [-]
Real spoiler aaaand he just died...now i'm just sad
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User avatar #79 to #55 - itembox (04/12/2015) [-]
I haven't watched it in awhile but he was my favorite character, I always like the third wheel in Supernatural better than the brothers.
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User avatar #90 to #79 - helgheimftw (04/12/2015) [-]
**** that ****** me up
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User avatar #62 to #54 - triplewin (04/11/2015) [-]
is this harpers island?
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