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#184 - lonnieray (02/09/2012) [-]
**lonnieray rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at we need to spread this shit ** i use to smoke all the time and that sounds right haha
User avatar #183 - BobbyMcFerrin (02/09/2012) [-]
guess what? some people think those are funny. I don't owe you a fucking explanation as to why they are funny. You could just as easily make a post like this about a generic rage comic (which I also think are funny). I'd rather see a stoner comic than a post complaining about justin beiber's hair being stolen from the beatles any fucking day of the week and twice on sunday. So how about you laugh at what you think is funny, I laugh at what I think is funny, and people who post about justin beiber, twilight, or ponies go die in a fire. Sound good?
#199 to #183 - selfdenyingbeggar (03/08/2012) [-]
loved your comment hahahaha
User avatar #180 - hollaaaaa (02/09/2012) [-]
re post mother fucker
#177 - newguysilver **User deleted account** (02/09/2012) [-]
**newguysilver rolled a random image posted in comment #425 at There's a difference **
#172 - anonymous (02/09/2012) [-]
Enough with this drug "humor". Grow the fuck up. I don't want to hear about you breaking the law.
#198 to #172 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
grow a dick
grow a dick
#167 - afnfrbewjufwhgbtwz **User deleted account** (02/09/2012) [-]
I fucking love it when stoners get angry and say ridiculous things like, "Hurr weed isn't that bad for you! Durr weed isn't technically a drug hurrr!"
I fucking love it when stoners get angry and say ridiculous things like, "Hurr weed isn't that bad for you! Durr weed isn't technically a drug hurrr!"
#166 - theannoyingasshole (02/09/2012) [-]
drug no hardcore drug vad vad bad drug bad f drugs bad i alcolololol hardcore i forıgrt forgot engishhofjsdfk hohohohohohoho!
User avatar #164 - afnfrbewjufwhgbtwz **User deleted account** (02/09/2012) [-]
>makes fun of a certain channel
>uses that channel
#162 - evilfederation ONLINE (02/09/2012) [-]
1200 plus toenail clippings on this supposed retoast, u mad, FJ?
1200 plus toenail clippings on this supposed retoast, u mad, FJ?
#159 - anonymous (02/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #156 - TheAssassin (02/09/2012) [-]
Gee, I hope there's no butthurt in the comments!

[scrolls down]

Ah, I love the smell of stupid in the morning.
#149 - weavedog (02/09/2012) [-]
Dedicated to anon    
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#138 - anonymous (02/09/2012) [-]
hey stoners, i got a perfect set of healthy lungs and will live longer for it.

you jelly?
#187 to #138 - mmmmichelleeee (02/09/2012) [-]
actually, occasional marijuana smokers have slightly healthier lungs than those who never smoke.   
 kfwbam.com/2012/01/11/smoki...
actually, occasional marijuana smokers have slightly healthier lungs than those who never smoke.
kfwbam.com/2012/01/11/smoki...
#176 to #138 - scorpionfrommk ONLINE (02/09/2012) [-]
you cannot fathom the amount of fucks i don't give.
#163 to #138 - anonymous (02/09/2012) [-]
Vaporizer. So no, I'm not jealous because my lungs are probably stronger than yours O.o Say hello to cardio-vascular-enhancing sports.
User avatar #155 to #138 - TheAssassin (02/09/2012) [-]
I partake in edible cannabis products.

So, no, I'm not of a gelatinous nature, my good sir.
User avatar #151 to #138 - devilspecter (02/09/2012) [-]
in before someone post a picture of a guy fucking jelly
User avatar #145 to #138 - bionicpanda (02/09/2012) [-]
no shutup.
User avatar #144 to #138 - antocos (02/09/2012) [-]
The pollution is already killing your lungs, so no I'm not that jelly anyway.
#142 to #138 - anonymous (02/09/2012) [-]
yeah
they jelly... they jelly...


User avatar #140 to #138 - infuckintelligent (02/09/2012) [-]
Hey hater, marijuana doesn't do enough damage to your lungs to cause permanent damage, or even considerable damage. The only way you can really do damage to your lungs while smoking marijuana is to smoke out of blunts

#168 to #140 - pokemasterbaker ONLINE (02/09/2012) [-]
"Using marijuana at a young age can result in structural and functional deficits of the brain. This could cause you to develop weakened verbal and communication skills, lowered learning capabilities and a shortened attention span. In addition to the possible effects on your brain, smoking marijuana may also be hazardous to your developing lungs. Marijuana smoke contains 50% to 70% more carcinogenic hydrocarbons than tobacco smoke."
ABOVETHEINFLUENCE. COM
User avatar #178 to #168 - ANGRYMARINE (02/09/2012) [-]
you do realize that the human body produces a similar chemical to thc naturally?
cannabinoids. look it up.
User avatar #179 to #178 - pokemasterbaker ONLINE (02/09/2012) [-]
I hope you are not an actually marine endorsing pot.
User avatar #185 to #179 - ANGRYMARINE (02/09/2012) [-]
you bet your sweet ass i am.
i haven't had a ptsd episode since i started smoking.
User avatar #191 to #185 - pokemasterbaker ONLINE (02/09/2012) [-]
Are you still in the service?
User avatar #170 to #168 - infuckintelligent (02/09/2012) [-]
Yes, at a young age. However, I am past the age at which it can harm any of those things.

I do not condone smoking marijuana in children or young adults.

I didn't start smoking until I was 17. I am now 21. I have regular doctor visits and my IQ tests actually showed up HIGHER than when I didn't smoke. It affects everyone differently, but if you are responsible, you can enjoy it and not do yourself harm. That is my personal opinion, not trying to start shit fire.
User avatar #173 to #170 - pokemasterbaker ONLINE (02/09/2012) [-]
I think to each his own, but I am just showing that it does have it's share of risks. The majority of pot smokers are in middle school to high school. You said you started at 17 as well. The brain and other organs are not fully developed at that age either. On a brighter note for stoners...I think they should legalize it, but charge the shit out of anyone buying or selling it. Win win for everyone involved. (Also, not trying to start shit. I still believe people can be civilized in debate.)
User avatar #181 to #173 - infuckintelligent (02/09/2012) [-]
Good, that is how I enjoy conversation, even if someone has a different opinion than mine.

I will not dispute the facts that marijuana can do damage, but I know that in my case, it truly helps me because I have anxiety issues. It calms me and gives me a quality of life I could not have on any other medication, because they all make me so drowsy I literally can not function properly enough to hold a job or go to school. I now work full time and go to school at night, because marijane makes me calm and giggly instead of dopey and lethargic all day. Doesn't flatten my personality or mood at all, just helps on all levels. I completely understand why some people don't do it, and I don't have any problems with them at all. A lot of my best friends have never touched the stuff.

I agree with you, that we should legalize, and that it should have a tax like all things, but I feel that it should have the same tax as everything else. I also think that tobacco smokers being taxed so severely is unfair. Yes, the habit is unhealthy, but the government is trying to use a habit that they allowed us to develop to fund the deficits they created when they started spending all their money and lining their pockets, raising their own income every year.

There should be a flat income/sales tax. Period. lol Sorry bout the rant, I enjoy conversating a lot when it comes to politics/philosophy :)
User avatar #189 to #181 - pokemasterbaker ONLINE (02/09/2012) [-]
I enjoy it too! So no problems with your rant here.

Like you said previously, it does affect people in different ways. While it helped you, it could be harming a child that does it simple to fit in, not to help themselves concentrate or calm down. Also on that point though, I don't believe people should rely on drugs (prescription or not) to help them recover from a bad day.

On a side note, I do not like that people drive under the influence of marijuana. I know a lot of people say that it does not affect driving skill, but alcoholics also say drinking doesn't affect them either. It effects everyone differently though. I once had a friend that was "driving a spaceship" in his car. Not safe.

I do agree on a tax. People make choices everyday and if your choice was to smoke or take any sort of drug and get addicted to it then taxes should be paid. If takes are paid on food, water, and all other things humans enjoy, then drugs should also be taxed (including tobacco)
User avatar #194 to #189 - infuckintelligent (02/09/2012) [-]
I agree with that. But then that is the where the effects it has on you originate from when/how you choose to use it. I don't drive while I am high, I feel it is exactly the same as driving under the influence of alcohol. Although it doesn't do the same thing to your body, it does inhibit your reaction time and your ability to make cognitive decisions in an appropriate manner for such tasks as driving.

I believe children should not have access to marijuana until the legal tobacco age of 18. This gives them time to develop and finish their high school years without degrading their minds and education because kids sometimes get so transfixed on drugs that they don't care about anything else. I feel like, if they can finish high school (or at least most of it) without touching any kind of drug, they will be much more likely to make smarter decisions about using them and also have a grip on their education so that their future is brighter and they will more likely to have their priorities in order, so they can go to school and do well, and still be able to use mj responsibly.
User avatar #171 to #170 - infuckintelligent (02/09/2012) [-]
**the doctor visits show that I have not lost ANY lung capacity. (I had asthma as a child, so I have to test it every month when I go)
#147 to #140 - anonymous (02/09/2012) [-]
that what your dealer told you?

heh
im not even mad cuz i know that when you get older and have failing organs ur gonna think of how bad your decisions were when you were younger
#150 to #147 - infuckintelligent (02/09/2012) [-]
No, actually I am a highly intelligent individual and I can do research all by myself, kid.

It's cute when people hate just because they can do it homeuaxly. If you didn't like the content, why didn't you just toenail clipping as you pleased and go on your way? No need to offend people just because you choose not to smoke pot. Just because you can't relate to the joke, get over it and stop spreading hate.


#153 to #150 - anonymous (02/09/2012) [-]
i'm a kid! I'M A KID   
   
...yeah by most peoples standards i am, but im pretty confident that my mental stability and intellect is far more mature than the average stoner such as yourself   
   
i like offending you stoners it makes me laugh   
...gif not related just funny
i'm a kid! I'M A KID

...yeah by most peoples standards i am, but im pretty confident that my mental stability and intellect is far more mature than the average stoner such as yourself

i like offending you stoners it makes me laugh
...gif not related just funny
User avatar #157 to #153 - infuckintelligent (02/09/2012) [-]
I am not an 'average stoner'.

You don't even know me.

Which is my point.

You are being shallow; judging people based on small demographics, just one aspect of their lives.

I am extremely witty, actually, and I am very certain that I could take you down in the intelligence department, despite the fact that I enjoy toking some reefer every now and then.

I am not bothered by kids trying to throw stones, bitching about something they've never even tried.

Try again after your balls have dropped.
#160 to #157 - anonymous (02/09/2012) [-]
wow, after reading that one im pretty sure you are much younger than i am

and by now seeing how your "extremely witty" i was hoping you would get the idea i was intentionaly trying to get an emotional rise out of you

looks like i have succeeded
people like you make me laugh, you are blind to the truth and you just do not want to hear anyone elses opinion on things
User avatar #174 to #160 - bannedcat (02/09/2012) [-]
Seriously do some research, educate yourself kid. There has never been a recorded death caused by marijuana, no studies have shown any brain damage (except Heath/Tulane, and that was a result of malpractice, oxygen deprivation for over 5 minutes), no cases of marijuana only smokers getting brown lung syndrome, emphysema or any type of cancer (it has been suggested that marijuana slows down tumor growth in certain studies). Just look at what Dr Lester Grinspoon of Harvard medical school has said...I seriously pity people like you who limit the depth of their lives due to sheer stupidity, have fun! ^^
#190 to #174 - anonymous (02/09/2012) [-]
again with the kid shit XD
"everyone else with an opinion is a kid LOL"

pot has far worse effects than what you have described
get your facts straight
User avatar #195 to #190 - bannedcat (02/09/2012) [-]
We say kid because you obviously lack the ability to argue coherently, with facts and sources... If you want to be regarded as an adult then please, show me something you didn't pull out your ass.
User avatar #193 to #190 - infuckintelligent (02/09/2012) [-]
bannedcat gave you references to back up what we have been saying. Where is your information coming from, hmm?
#165 to #160 - infuckintelligent (02/09/2012) [-]
I am not being emotional whatsoever, I have been cut and dry, to the point with you, not whining or bitching like you have.

Oh, and: you're*. Just by the way.

And I don't really care about your age, honey, I am still quite positive I can overcome your snide remarks with simple, intellectual answers, whatever age you may be. As I have shown, my replies have not been insult, but rebuttal to the closed-minded way you have replied to the post. You only continue to try to insult lol,

I am open to listening to others' opinions, in fact I enjoy it immensely. However, I am not open to insult or someone being demeaning just because they don't agree with someone else's decisions. It is our choice. You've made yours, we've made ours. It doesn't make you stupid if you smoke pot.
#175 to #165 - anonymous (02/09/2012) [-]
i find this argument very amusing and it seems like fj agrees

im sure that i am the one with the valid point
you are just a teenager typing your anger into the Internet hoping that i fell bad
..i don't
calling me a kid, and saying that my balls havent droped is typical of a middleschooler with insecurities about his own manhood

#196 to #175 - infuckintelligent (02/09/2012) [-]
Except for your comment, saying that fj agrees.   
   
Which is collecting red toenail clippings.    
   
Guess fj doesn't agree after all.....
Except for your comment, saying that fj agrees.

Which is collecting red toenail clippings.

Guess fj doesn't agree after all.....
#188 to #175 - infuckintelligent (02/09/2012) [-]
Like I said, I'm not even worried about your cute little attempts to insult me.    
   
I made a statement, which you chose to assume was emotionally charged, when in fact, it was just me voicing my opinion of your hateful remark.   
   
I bet you do think you have 'the valid point'. However, I personally believe we both have valid points, just in different contexts, and without the insults. I never said that I disagree that it DOES cause damage, I only said it doesn't cause significant damage.    
   
Also, I'm a woman. If you couldn't tell. I'm not insecure about a manhood I don't have.    
   
And I wasn't trying to make you feel bad. Just telling you to grow up a little.    
   
Where did fj agree? I missed the part where either of our comments got any kind of significant amount of toenail clippings.
Like I said, I'm not even worried about your cute little attempts to insult me.

I made a statement, which you chose to assume was emotionally charged, when in fact, it was just me voicing my opinion of your hateful remark.

I bet you do think you have 'the valid point'. However, I personally believe we both have valid points, just in different contexts, and without the insults. I never said that I disagree that it DOES cause damage, I only said it doesn't cause significant damage.

Also, I'm a woman. If you couldn't tell. I'm not insecure about a manhood I don't have.

And I wasn't trying to make you feel bad. Just telling you to grow up a little.

Where did fj agree? I missed the part where either of our comments got any kind of significant amount of toenail clippings.
User avatar #186 to #175 - bannedcat (02/09/2012) [-]
Well someone decided to ignore my comment (#174) and continue bitch fighting, child much?
User avatar #192 to #186 - infuckintelligent (02/09/2012) [-]
Lol, the gif ^^ is completely related as a response to your previous comment.
#134 - Elifaien (02/09/2012) [-]
**Elifaien rolled a random image posted in comment #362 at Thumb agreement ** This has been done before... in essentially the exact same way. It's not funny.
#130 - cornbreadmuncher (02/09/2012) [-]
**cornbreadmuncher rolls 380** number of the beeeeeeasssssst
#128 - comedymachine (02/09/2012) [-]
This was posted like a month or 2 ago. retoast

User avatar #127 - ghguyrur (02/09/2012) [-]
I hope you like red toenail clippings as much as you do drugs cuz here :3
User avatar #120 - lnseth (02/09/2012) [-]
Butt-hurt square is butt-hurt.
User avatar #118 - snask (02/09/2012) [-]
retoast
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