Okay i tried to make a comic about this but that didn't well so i'll try to explain my moments of brightness.
>Sitting in my car, smoking some good ****
in my pipe.
*Hmm, I want to save some of this for later. How can I put out the burning.*
>>Then a moment of brightness hits me.
*I'll just put snow in it to stop the burning and take out the snow later.*
>>Said and done I stuff it with snow.
>Once inside again i run to the bathroom to pee.
>>When i'm done the next moment of brightness hits me.
>>I flush the toilet and put my hands in the sink and waits.
>>Since obviously nothing happens i try flushing the toilet again, still standing with my hands in the sink.
>>Now I begin to get irritated and starts hitting the toilet.
>>Still nothing happening.
*Whatever, i'll just go out in the car and smoke some more.*
>When i'm out in the car again i take out the pipe and try to light it, doesn't work.
*What is this ****
>>Tries some more, suddenly get the most disgusting taste I've ever felt in my mouth.
>>I spit out a mouthfull of water tasting like old, burnt, rotten tobacco along with the taste of burned pipe oil.
*Where the hell did this come from?*
Go inside and passout in front of the tv.
*Morning after* MFW I realise i tried to wash my hands by flushing the toilet and then went out and tried to smoke snow...