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wertq
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(05/26/2013)
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Who the **** steals a lighter?!
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cula
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(05/26/2013)
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friends! mine are always steeling mine so I steal theirs
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anon
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(05/26/2013)
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Dark people steal lighters
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steavo
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(05/26/2013)
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tsk tsk tsk... maybe you're the asshole scumbag who deserves to have his toes cut off because he steals my goddamn lighters so I have to waste time getting more.
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maxreuben
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It isn't really a planned thing... after smoking you are left holding the lighter and so eventually you just forget about the lighter all together and end up putting it someplace natural like a pocket... I try to give it back when I realize I have it
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wertq
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I guess it's not stealing.
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giggleshits
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stoners...
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hansenthirtysix
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Dude, everybody gets bic'd. It's a fact of life
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wertq
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Suppose I'm just lucky then.
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WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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Somebody who needs a lighter, are you stupid or something?
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wertq
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I need money, should I go and steal them. My point is, the thing is too small and cheap to steal it.
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wertq
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Yeah, ok, I get it. People steal lighters. Sorry, I missed all those comments that were saying that.. what a big deal damn it.
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Correction, it's too small and cheap to buy, it's easier to just steal, but thats aside the point, when smoking together people often pocket someone elses lighter with or without noticing sometimes.
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CactusFantastico
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the fact that you wouldn't do it doesn't mean everybody else wouldn't too. Fact, people steal lighters.
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anon
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Just....Stop talking.
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anon
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you don't go to parties don't you..
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anon
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you don't do grammar don't you..
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wertq
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I do. But why steal.
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newforomador
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(05/26/2013)
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Sometimes if someone asks to borrow your lighter they just put it in their pocket out of habit and nobody realizes until later.
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missrainbowdash
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(05/26/2013)
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if there's free **** laying around, you don't question it. You thank the lord for your good fortune.
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anon
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But really? A lighter?
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