call the amberlamps. .. yeah, because they send in swat teams for that. The one thing I hate about stoners is the way they blow it way out of proportion
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#157 - kustomforce (12/12/2012) [-]
because a S.W.A.T. team is called when they find a bag of weed.
#146 - secondlawprevails (12/12/2012) [-]
Did somebody say amberlamps?
#129 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
There are normal people who use ********* , and then there are "stoners" who go around acting retarded. But they were retarded to begin with, ********* had nothing to do with it.
User avatar #156 to #129 - askafj (12/12/2012) [-]
I tried it once, it didn't do anything though.
I think I got too little (read; take too little)

Next time though it worked, and holy ******* it really kicked in.
The whole night was just hilarious and best of all, no hungover.
#124 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
And on this day I am happy to live in Holland.
User avatar #121 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (12/12/2012) [-]
I don't get it, most cops won't even bother taking the time to arrest you over weed unless you have huge quantities of it.
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#103 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
You ******* fag reposting content from 2 weeks ago.
#101 - copyrighted (12/12/2012) [-]
if you don't know **** , don't say ****
#98 - kyouko (12/12/2012) [-]
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The only reason I could ever have for supporting the legalization of ********* is: "Why the **** would anyone ban a plant anyways?" Yes, the whole **** about a whole country falling to drugs is a "scary" thought, but... banning the plant that produce the drug is simply a fake answer. It's as if the government of yours is:
"We need a solution to this problem!"
"How about banning the **** ?"
"Yes, that'll work! Because everybody will follow the law, and those who don't get prisoned for doing the drug they are addicted to, rather than send them to rehab!"

A. Fake. Solution. To. A. Serious. Problem.

Oh, and there are bigger worries around anyways.
User avatar #179 to #98 - thexxtalonxx (12/12/2012) [-]
Maybe you should take 10 minutes to research the medical properties of the drug. That's one reason. A second reason would be that the entire world is hypocritical when they support alcohol which actually destroys your body and can be deadly when used in excess, pot on the other hand can be done in ways which leave NO damage to the body and is NEVER deadly.

Those are just two reasons. Right of the top of my head.
#128 to #98 - benasbenas (12/12/2012) [-]
yeah. totally. Why ban the plant?
User avatar #94 - commontroll (12/12/2012) [-]
Except that they usually do this simply because they don't know what will happen when they're in there. Unless of course you want more cops killed...
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User avatar #180 to #91 - thexxtalonxx (12/12/2012) [-]
Consider this....

The legalization of ********* could improve our economy. It would create jobs. And since it can also be turned into biofuel easier than corn can, it could be an easy source of power as well which could be another way to alleviate our reliance on fossil fuels.

Once you consider those few things, they do add up to a big deal.
#120 to #91 - ghosttrainhaze (12/12/2012) [-]
If there are far more important issues out there that need to be worked on, then maybe people should be focusing on them. You only get done what you work for, and the stoners are working to have their legal pot so props to them. If you're really concerned about these other problems, make like a pot head and do something about it. xD Otherwise, stop blowing smoke out of your ass to make it look like you care.
If there are far more important issues out there that need to be worked on, then maybe people should be focusing on them. You only get done what you work for, and the stoners are working to have their legal pot so props to them. If you're really concerned about these other problems, make like a pot head and do something about it. xD Otherwise, stop blowing smoke out of your ass to make it look like you care.
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#136 to #126 - ghosttrainhaze (12/12/2012) [-]
You know what happens when you assume, you make an ass out of you. You're the one telling the stoners to go worry about these other problems while you not only make no claim to having done anything about them yourself, but you didn't mention any either. Legalizing ********* is helping medical patients everywhere, but apparently all you think they're doing is getting wasted legally. (Anything you say after this post I'm going to assume you googled) You're just spewing propaghanda people want to hear in order to get thumbs, ****** . (#70 commenter on FJ, congrats) If you knew anything about these situations, you would've made actual points earlier instead of ******** on your keyboard. I don't know what you do in life, but it probably isn't anything anyone should concern themselves with anyways.
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#106 to #91 - xxmarkusxx (12/12/2012) [-]
its not just about getting wasted bro. legalization would cripple most of the drug trade in america because it take pot out of the hands of people who deal harder drugs. this in turn will decrease the number of ******* /meth/cocaine users, who account for the majority of deaths/destructive behavior. it also opens the doors for new research into medicines derived from marijuanna to improve quality of life for people with debilitating but not deadly diseases and conditions. also it would allow for more tax revenue, improving the economy and opening up jobs. with how many stoners there are, imagine how many fields producers would need, and more fields means more people tending them. basically its just a good idea that needed to be done years ago. plus think of how funny it would be if they taxed it, stoners rooting around for that extra 15 cents, lol.
#92 to #91 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
I think the argument to legalise drugs has more to do with the fact that banning drugs in rich countries completely ***** up poorer countries eg. powerful drug cartels raging war against south american governments and their people.
#89 - wanicochil (12/12/2012) [-]
The only reason I don't like ********* is because of the idiots that use it

"I'm gonna go get high **** the police" and things like that, it angers me greatly

And how people end up when high, it is just, useless

>Opinions
#108 to #89 - xxmarkusxx (12/12/2012) [-]
its not just about getting wasted bro. legalization would cripple most of the drug trade in america because it take pot out of the hands of people who deal harder drugs. this in turn will decrease the number of ******* /meth/cocaine users, who account for the majority of deaths/destructive behavior. it also opens the doors for new research into medicines derived from marijuanna to improve quality of life for people with debilitating but not deadly diseases and conditions. also it would allow for more tax revenue, improving the economy and opening up jobs. with how many stoners there are, imagine how many fields producers would need, and more fields means more people tending them. basically its just a good idea that needed to be done years ago. plus think of how funny it would be if they taxed it, stoners rooting around for that extra 15 cents, lol.
User avatar #118 to #108 - wanicochil (12/12/2012) [-]
None of that has anything to do with my points, like, at all

The point is the actual people that use it, say they use it during their break or something, them at their job will be useless and things like that

I'm not denying there is good points in it, it's just the people that use it make me hate it
User avatar #119 to #118 - wanicochil (12/12/2012) [-]
My mind is kinda distracted so sorry if that doesn't make sense
User avatar #147 to #119 - nogphille (12/12/2012) [-]
your over-generalization is sickening.. there are many who smoke weed, yet have very productive lives.
michael phelps, dr dre, snoop dogg, seth mcfarlane,...
myself, i'm a student, a friend of mine works and is in highschool, my sister is working on her second degree (master in law).. we all smoke weed...

i hate intolerance, of any kind.. yours is just as bad as racism, sir.
User avatar #151 to #147 - wanicochil (12/12/2012) [-]
I go off what I see in my life, it isn't generalizing

All the people I see in my life that smoke are useless ***** that just cause trouble and don't care about anything, ever
User avatar #164 to #151 - nogphille (12/12/2012) [-]
then broaden your horizon, it's very ignorant to say those things...

marihuana is legal in holland and if what you said is right, it'd be the least productive country in the world..
your views are bad and you should feel bad.
#166 to #164 - wanicochil (12/12/2012) [-]
Also you say hate intolerance   
   
Yet you are intolerant to my opinion   
   
Nice bro
Also you say hate intolerance

Yet you are intolerant to my opinion

Nice bro
User avatar #165 to #164 - wanicochil (12/12/2012) [-]
As I said

>Opinions

I will still view pot is a bad light because of experience I have had with it, even if you showed me that it is amazing

It might be a little ignorant, but that is how I see pot

And forcing your views onto others is a bad thing, you're not a saint yourself
User avatar #167 to #165 - nogphille (12/12/2012) [-]
i never said it was amazing, i'm just intolerant of intolerance..

i also never claimed to be a saint..

you just made outrageous claims which had no scientific basis, only personal experiences.. it could just be a coincidence that those people are unproductive and don't care about anything, yet you assumed it's the cause of marihuana.
User avatar #168 to #167 - wanicochil (12/12/2012) [-]
I made outrageous claims?

I just said I dislike pot

There will be people who smoke pot and then be useless at their jobs, it might be meaningless cashier jobs, but it still will effect

(Not to say they don't do it already)

And it's not intolerant

It's just my view and opinion..
User avatar #169 to #168 - nogphille (12/12/2012) [-]
it's your opinion that weed makes people unproductive?

then it's my opinion that the world is flat...

i gave you evidence to the contrary, you should have some of your own in your personal life, but because of your prejudice, you probably avoid stoners..
User avatar #170 to #169 - wanicochil (12/12/2012) [-]
A guy that get's kicked out of his house, loses a job every other week because he takes every oppertunity to smoke pot

My brother started on pot, then from that got into serious drugs and got put in jail

Stories my friend at a store tells me how other people come back high as **** to their job as a cashier and they do the worst job

Want anything else?
User avatar #171 to #170 - nogphille (12/12/2012) [-]
1. a retard.. i bet he was useless before he smoked weed
2. he wouldn't have gotten into harder drugs if weed was legal (probably)
also, what did he go to jail for?
3. those are the dumb stoners.. there's dumb people everywhere... there's probably just as many people stoning before being a cashier that don't even look like they do..
most stoners tend not to stand out because they are just ordinary people..
User avatar #172 to #171 - wanicochil (12/12/2012) [-]
And these are the only type of stoners I have met

No he wasn't useless, he was my best friend actually, but when he started smoking pot he left me in the dust because I refused to do it

And my brother went to jail for stealing to fuel his addiction
User avatar #174 to #172 - nogphille (12/12/2012) [-]
i'm sorry for your personal experiences.. yet your conclusion is not scientific fact.. should you make a study, i'd acknowledge it.. but i highly doubt that study will yield the results you're expecting..
anyway, without scientific proof, it's just biased hatespew.

marihuana does not have physical dependencies... if people can't stop.. it's because they don't want to.

i'm a heavy user... (over a gramm per day)
yet i occasionally have weed-free weeks/months (depending on how i feel)..

and honestly, i'm more productive with weed.. when i've smoked, i like to go out running/want to make some origami/do some programming..

when i'm sober, i just want to hang out with friends/get depressed/want to get drunk/can't sit still
User avatar #175 to #174 - wanicochil (12/12/2012) [-]
I did not state any scientific facts, you're making this way more complicated then what I have said

I gave you a real life current example of what I was trying to say, friend get's kicked out of job/home

You cannot tell me that there wouldn't be more people being slack at jobs if pot was legal

And to fuel his addiction I mean hard drugs, not pot

I'm not saying pot has it good sides, I admit that it can be a great thing, I just strongly dislike it due to personal experiance

And it's not hatespew, I don't go around abusing the **** out of pot users, I just think to myself they are all ***** , and everyone has the right to their own opinion/thoughts, me thinking that hurts no body ever. I don't aim it at any one specific and if some one get's hurt from me thinking that, well they are just very oversensitive, just like you right now pretty much
User avatar #181 to #175 - nogphille (12/12/2012) [-]
i'll only bring up holland as an example once more..
pot is legalised, yet they seem to have just as much, if not more productivity than other regions..

now, contemplating this conversation, i've done the same with gingers..
i've only had bad encounters with ginger people... (blind date went wrong, ex-gf of a friend of mine, etc..)
every one of them i've encountered, is either crazy, obsessive, or just a plain bitch..
for these reasons, i shall never have a redheaded gf, distrust everything gingers do,
but i'll stop pestering you about your intolerance, since i seem to have one of my own...

(even though i don't go around pestering redheads..)
User avatar #182 to #181 - wanicochil (12/12/2012) [-]
Where do you get the idea I go pester pot users?
User avatar #183 to #182 - nogphille (12/12/2012) [-]
>The only reason I don't like ********* is because of the idiots that use it
> "I'm gonna go get high **** the police" and things like that, it angers me greatly
> And how people end up when high, it is just, useless

though i must say, i missed the >opinions part.. would've come on a lot less heavy had i noticed the first time, was just too enraged(butthurt) by the previous statements..

btw, just finished a few tokes with 2 close friends; a pilot and a student in the arts.. both productive in their field (the pilot is working in a factory as he has too few flying hours to get a proper flying job, so he's working for extra hours.. the student is way ahead on her work/compared to classmates)..
User avatar #184 to #183 - wanicochil (12/12/2012) [-]
Yea it angers me greatly and I think they are useless, still doesn't mean I pester them, I just accept that people are still going to do pot no matter what I think

It's their life and they can do what ever the **** they want
User avatar #138 to #119 - xxmarkusxx (12/12/2012) [-]
lol i got a bit overzealous with my educating... but, not everyone who smokes is retarded like that bro, my highschool chem teacher smoked and i didn't even know till i graduated and he smoked a joint with me. :D
User avatar #150 to #138 - wanicochil (12/12/2012) [-]
I just go off what I see in my life *Shrug*

Every one who smokes are a bunch of *****
User avatar #152 to #150 - xxmarkusxx (12/12/2012) [-]
everyone you "know" smokes are ***** , and you knowing they smoke is the first indicator they are a **** . most people take me for a straight edge nerd, but i probly smoke at least 2 grams a day. (i have a bowl before each meal.)
User avatar #154 to #152 - wanicochil (12/12/2012) [-]
Like, you could be an amazing person irl, and smoking doesn't change you at all

But if all you're expose to are idiots saying "Omg I smoke pot, I'm gonna go light a joint up now lul"

You become a little bias on that they are bunch of idiots
#104 to #89 - Aejax (12/12/2012) [-]
Agreed. 99% of stoners are gigantic raging *******
User avatar #161 to #104 - nogphille (12/12/2012) [-]
i'm bi... so you're half right...
User avatar #84 - DerpScout (12/12/2012) [-]
The cops are supposed to serve and protect but all they do is tax collect.
#107 to #84 - xxmarkusxx (12/12/2012) [-]
its people like you that make stoners like me look bad.
User avatar #131 to #107 - DerpScout (12/12/2012) [-]
Its funny because I don't smoke.
User avatar #95 to #84 - commontroll (12/12/2012) [-]
Last time I checked, IRS is the one in charge of tax collecting.
User avatar #90 to #84 - wanicochil (12/12/2012) [-]
Ok we won't let police be around anymore

Have fun not having any of your stuff

Or your family being protected for the most part

Or your property being destroyed
User avatar #135 to #90 - DerpScout (12/12/2012) [-]
Hey I didn't say the police should go away, They definatly need to improve because i'm kind of sick of hearing about how the cops, judges and pretty much anyone to do with the justice system being more concerned with their reputation then actual f**king justice.
User avatar #88 to #84 - ninjaminion (12/12/2012) [-]
They probably do a lot more that you don't see or appreciate
#83 - metalpie (12/12/2012) [-]
Not where I live
User avatar #78 - illegalartist (12/12/2012) [-]
i had a swat team raid my house for several crimes of graffiti.

Meanwhile, drug and gang related violence has been steadily growing in my neighborhood with few to no arrests
#65 - LtMcG ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
Because SWAT teams are kicking down every college dorm.

I feel like this whole 420 legalization thing has become a string of over generalizations and reactions just like the feminists. It's honestly becoming pathetic.
#109 to #65 - xxmarkusxx (12/12/2012) [-]
its not just about getting wasted bro. legalization would cripple most of the drug trade in america because it take pot out of the hands of people who deal harder drugs. this in turn will decrease the number of ******* /meth/cocaine users, who account for the majority of deaths/destructive behavior. it also opens the doors for new research into medicines derived from marijuanna to improve quality of life for people with debilitating but not deadly diseases and conditions. also it would allow for more tax revenue, improving the economy and opening up jobs. with how many stoners there are, imagine how many fields producers would need, and more fields means more people tending them. basically its just a good idea that needed to be done years ago. plus think of how funny it would be if they taxed it, stoners rooting around for that extra 15 cents, lol.
#71 to #65 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
yeah if they would just legalize it already..
User avatar #97 to #71 - jellytamer (12/12/2012) [-]
I don't think you understand anything he just said...
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User avatar #86 to #64 - wanicochil (12/12/2012) [-]
Yes, this!!
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