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Submitted: 01/09/2013
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#2 - improbablyyourdad (01/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Friend got into a car crash by someone that was high a few weeks ago.
Friend got into a car crash by someone that was high a few weeks ago.
#26 - ehrcaduhrca (01/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A few weeks ago two of my co-workers invited me to smoke weed with them after work. One of them (Keith) said we had to wait about an hour before we could go buy the weed from another co-worker of ours. Meanwhile, he had a small amount, which we mixed with tobacco and smoked. The other co-worker (Alicia), took ONE DAMN HIT, and said she was stoned off of the mix...Finally we picked up the weed, we smoked.. again, Alicia took one hit, and got completely wasted. She started telling us this story, which was interrupted by her yelling "Oh my God I peed!' . Yeah the bitch peed... She then confessed it happened every time she smoked or drank... Until now, Keith and I still don't know wtf to think..    
   
Weed destroys bladders..and reputations because we now call her Princess Puddles.
A few weeks ago two of my co-workers invited me to smoke weed with them after work. One of them (Keith) said we had to wait about an hour before we could go buy the weed from another co-worker of ours. Meanwhile, he had a small amount, which we mixed with tobacco and smoked. The other co-worker (Alicia), took ONE DAMN HIT, and said she was stoned off of the mix...Finally we picked up the weed, we smoked.. again, Alicia took one hit, and got completely wasted. She started telling us this story, which was interrupted by her yelling "Oh my God I peed!' . Yeah the bitch peed... She then confessed it happened every time she smoked or drank... Until now, Keith and I still don't know wtf to think..

Weed destroys bladders..and reputations because we now call her Princess Puddles.
User avatar #29 - Danzig (01/10/2013) [-]
What does dumb taste like?
#17 - barehype (01/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was blazed the other day and set a glass down next to my dad's cold cup of tea, I poured a glass of coke and went to the freezer to get ice cubes. I came back and put the ice cubs into my dad's tea thinking it was my coke. I started drinking the tea with ice in thinking it was my coke for about 5 minutes before looking into the cup and realising that it wasn't coke. It actually tasted pretty nice.
User avatar #13 - poeci (01/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I got high 2 days ago and I still have a muscle ache(?) in my jaw because I couldn't stop eating...funny evening though
User avatar #19 - bestestname (01/10/2013) [-]
One time my friend injected 4 Marijuanas and he died.
#6 - negernizze (01/10/2013) [-]
raw potato is the best thing i know...
seriously not even funny
#1 - joparideans (01/09/2013) [-]
I lol'd, thumbs up my fellow stoner !
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