Jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend. - #90506306 added by sirbustyabals at all natural

#142 - mikaelkid

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(04/23/2013)[-]

**mikaelkid rolls 6**

Will I roll dubs next roll?

#227 to #142 - stormtrooperbob

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#214 to #142 - thekarmacharger

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(04/23/2013)[-]

**thekarmacharger rolls 1** Will Krieg come out next week

#216 to #214 - thekarmacharger

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(04/23/2013)[-]

**** YEAH

#198 to #142 - sirbustyabals

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(04/23/2013)[-]

**sirbustyabals rolls 9** Will konradkurze get STDs?

#201 to #198 - sirbustyabals

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(04/23/2013)[-]

**sirbustyabals rolls 0** Should I?

#379 to #201 - konradkurze

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(04/24/2013)[-]

delete your account or ill give you STDS

#202 to #201 - sirbustyabals

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(04/23/2013)[-]

**sirbustyabals rolls 4** Can't I at least live till I'm thirty?

#204 to #202 - sirbustyabals

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(04/23/2013)[-]

**sirbustyabals rolls 3** Can I a least live till I'm thirty?

#207 to #204 - sirbustyabals

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(04/23/2013)[-]

**sirbustyabals rolls 0** So I should kill myself now or later?

#213 to #207 - wobblewub

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(04/23/2013)[-]

******* DO ETTT

#209 to #207 - sirbustyabals

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(04/23/2013)[-]

**sirbustyabals rolls 9** Okay then, but first I have one last question. Do you feel lucky, punk? Well do you?

#381 to #209 - konradkurze

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(04/24/2013)[-]

**konradkurze rolls 9**
number is what sirbusty's girlfriend rates on 1-10 scale

#382 to #381 - konradkurze

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(04/24/2013)[-]

sheeeeet ******, shes a 9?

#380 to #209 - konradkurze

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(04/24/2013)[-]

**konradkurze rolls 5**
when sirbustyabals dies, should i claim his girlfriend

#387 to #380 - sirbustyabals

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(04/24/2013)[-]

Jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend.

#392 to #387 - konradkurze

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(04/24/2013)[-]

**konradkurze rolls 1**
will sirbusty ever get a girlfriend

#393 to #392 - konradkurze

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(04/24/2013)[-]

fine then ill claim her

#391 to #387 - konradkurze

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(04/24/2013)[-]

**konradkurze rolls 4**
will sirbusty ever get a girlfriend

#218 to #209 - wobblewub

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(04/23/2013)[-]

#168 to #142 - konradkurze

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(04/23/2013)[-]

**konradkurze rolls 1**
will i bang courtney love

#169 to #168 - konradkurze

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(04/23/2013)[-]

#161 to #142 - sirdickhousen**User deleted account**

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#170 to #161 - konradkurze

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(04/23/2013)[-]

a maybe implies you get sex in a way you didnt expect

like drunk and wake up to god knows what....or just raped

#171 to #170 - sirdickhousen**User deleted account**

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#173 to #171 - sirdickhousen**User deleted account**

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#383 to #173 - konradkurze

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(04/24/2013)[-]

wait
youre going to get raped and just fap while you do it?

thats not fair, the rapist should at least give you a reach-around

#397 to #383 - sirdickhousen**User deleted account**

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#143 to #142 - mikaelkid

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(04/23/2013)[-]

**mikaelkid rolls 12**

I do want.

#144 to #143 - mikaelkid

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(04/23/2013)[-]

****

#172 to #144 - thesovereigngrave

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(04/23/2013)[-]

You didn't want it enough.

#205 to #172 - mikaelkid

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(04/23/2013)[-]

**mikaelkid rolls 87**

I WANT IT SO HARD

#206 to #205 - mikaelkid

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(04/23/2013)[-]

**mikaelkid rolls 28**

I WANT IT SUPER ******* BAD!!!!!!! ARHHHHHHH

#208 to #206 - thesovereigngrave

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(04/23/2013)[-]

But you must truly want it deep down in your soul.

#219 to #208 - mikaelkid

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(04/23/2013)[-]

**mikaelkid rolls 69**

I really do want it, down in my soul... do you?

#220 to #219 - thesovereigngrave

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(04/23/2013)[-]

**thesovereigngrave rolls 12**

#221 to #220 - thesovereigngrave

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(04/23/2013)[-]

Obviously not.

#223 to #221 - mikaelkid

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(04/23/2013)[-]

but, do you want me to have dubs deep in your soul?

#224 to #223 - thesovereigngrave

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(04/23/2013)[-]

I couldn't care less about your dubs. All that matters is what you want.

#228 to #224 - mikaelkid

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(04/23/2013)[-]

**mikaelkid rolls 45**

I think I need the power of two people, for two numbers.

#229 to #228 - thesovereigngrave

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(04/23/2013)[-]

If you truly believe that you require two, then you do not wish for it enough. You must wish and demand it with the strength of two yourself!

Goddamnit, I'm trying to sound sagely and deep, and your not rolling dubs isn't helping.

#384 to #229 - mikaelkid

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(04/24/2013)[-]

**mikaelkid rolls 05**

I know, I am truly sorry, I must wonder through the Dublin Forest once more and be sure to find the scrolls on how to. I shall not let you down, for this is something I truly want and have wanted, my mind is just distracted on my love

i am too and rolling dubs isnt my fault, should have made it not roll dubs

#404 to #384 - mikaelkid

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(06/22/2013)[-]

**mikaelkid rolls 06**

I'm back from my journey, battled many fierce demons and wild animals and scavenged for food, learned how to survive. I went through the Temple of Dubs and found the sacred scrolls master thesovereigngrave.

Sacrament One: Thou shall attempt to roll dubs.

#405 to #404 - mikaelkid

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(06/22/2013)[-]

Sacrament Two: Once thy fails, you shall try once more. The third time shall be the one.

#406 to #405 - mikaelkid

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(06/22/2013)[-]

**mikaelkid rolls 17**

#407 to #406 - mikaelkid

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(06/22/2013)[-]

**mikaelkid rolls 66**

The third time art now.