>Walk into apartment after Friday class
>See roomie sitting in chair wearing a dashiki
>Never seen dashiki before
>"Where'd you get that dashiki Derp?"
>He looks at shirt like he didn't know it was on
>Looks at me with the straightest face
>"...I made a ham"
>Look on counter
>Son of a bitch made a ham
>Eat ham like an angry Viking
>I love my roomie