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UNIVERSAL 420 Highness Chart
Chart for assasino how high the induvidual is using textual summaries and pictures for maximum
accuracy, note: summary' s are not limited to what they contain, any induvidual can experiance different
effects, effects vary greatly from person to person due to factors like hight, weight age and tolerance.
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Submitted: 12/25/2011
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User avatar #230 - DukeOfLuke (07/14/2012) [-]
i always have closed eye visuals, and i can even see them if i let my eyes relax. i have had this since before i started smoking, but i got to a 10 last night and it was sooo beautiful.
also the song close to the edge by yes is a ******* journey through time.
User avatar #232 - lunacy (12/30/2011) [-]
1 word people: edibles. I ate half a brownie, and spent hours laying on the floor with my eyes closed, completely entertained. I was watching random images flash across my eyelids in a way that told a story that made sense. I tried texting my boyfriend, and it would take like half an hour to reply to his texts. I swear I could watch time go by on my cellphone, like I could see he numbers changing. I wanted to eat everything in the world. And holy **** ...listening to music...the bass was so intense I thought my head would explode.
I thought I was going to die. So. ******* . high.
Oh, and did I mention that was my first time?
User avatar #225 - ponaniwhisperer (12/27/2011) [-]
i'm comprobaly 7 ritgh now is that good
#222 - anonymous (12/26/2011) [-]
I've been Blazed often, don't think ever beyond.
#221 - bubblebuns (12/26/2011) [-]
I'm a sick light weight and rarely smoke ever. But one time i got high with some friends. And yah i was at an 11.... it was... terrible... I felt every dimension, It was almost impossible to speak, sparkles EVERYWHERE, vibrations had color, etc. I literally thought i could understand the universe. It wasn't pleasureable until i was 3 hours in.
User avatar #219 - iisdan (12/26/2011) [-]
Ask Charlie Sheen what #11 is like
User avatar #215 - superstudmuffen ONLINE (12/26/2011) [-]
on thrusday i was so high when i was driving i thought my car had the nyan-nyan cat rainbow tail from the music my friend was playing. it was a great feeling
#214 - easycomeeasygo (12/26/2011) [-]
Gonna be honest here, only made it to 8.
I'm not badass enough to do it again, now I stop at around 5 (if I can, sometimes I can't).
User avatar #206 - freakaleak (12/26/2011) [-]
10 is the highest Ive ever gotten. I was in an apartment with random people and we were all watching a movie. Whenever someone said something, I thought it was coming from the movie. There was people playing music loudly a couple rooms away, and I thought how weird it was that they were playing smooth jazz in a war scene.
User avatar #205 - THaTnOObgUY (12/26/2011) [-]
the last one is the best way to get my friend has a video of me like that for an hour(yes an hour) looking through a kaleidoscopic

******* amazing
User avatar #202 - aussiepixel (12/26/2011) [-]
Only one I have made it to is fully blazed-relaxed high.
#201 - wafflesinmymouth (12/26/2011) [-]
You people.
Stop it with your weed-having-ness.
I want to try it, but I don't have money to get it with! D:
User avatar #223 to #201 - Babyphat (12/26/2011) [-]
people in my school sell me a small amount for $5
or once i chilled with a group of boys that sell and we smoked for about 45 min in someone's house

User avatar #216 to #201 - stubop (12/26/2011) [-]
and if you don't think anyone does it, TRUST ME. Usually more than half your friends do it/have done it
#217 to #216 - wafflesinmymouth (12/26/2011) [-]
I know a few that do...
*strokes non-existant beard*
User avatar #210 to #201 - bubbleohseven (12/26/2011) [-]
you dont have $60?
#211 to #210 - wafflesinmymouth (12/26/2011) [-]
I'm broke.
My parents don't gimme **** for money.
I am merely 14.
User avatar #218 to #211 - stubop (12/26/2011) [-]
you could buy legal from a friend or someone over 18 that'll buy for you. It's a lot cheaper, doesnt show on tests, but not NEARLY as good a high
User avatar #213 to #211 - bubbleohseven (12/26/2011) [-]
ohhh ok well that makes more sense now lol
User avatar #207 to #201 - fearchen (12/26/2011) [-]
Ask your friends or other stoners, most I know will gladly share.
User avatar #198 - scorcho (12/26/2011) [-]
i haven't been high for quite some time, but all these posts kinda make me wanna smoke some weed right now...
User avatar #197 - meganinja ONLINE (12/26/2011) [-]
I can get to 7 without doing drugs.

User avatar #196 - caspar (12/26/2011) [-]
What are CEVs?
User avatar #212 to #196 - epictone (12/26/2011) [-]
closed eye visualizations. Think of when you press on your eyes and see those cool lights or designs? sorta like that. But you know, more trippy.
#193 - anonymous (12/26/2011) [-]
I have hallucinated from weed.
Not saying I knew 100% it wasn't laced with anything, but...

dem ******* triangles man
User avatar #189 - reptaur (12/26/2011) [-]
i dont know what your talking about but i have never hallucinated while high, even when i was high as **** . Nor have i ever had things have a sparkle texture. I have had things seem brighter and cooler looking but not any actual hallucinations
User avatar #195 to #189 - ladyherpington (12/26/2011) [-]
I know what you mean! People are always saying how they've smoked weed, and hallucinated. The whole time, I'm just like, "are you kidding me?"
I've been smoking for a few years now, and I've gotten very high..too high even. But I've NEVER hallucinated!

#194 to #189 - perceptive (12/26/2011) [-]
That's what I thought too until:

I randomly smoked only 1 bowl of some OK weed, and everything was coasting, I felt pretty high, then I started to get dizzy and had to lie down on my bed while colors and images we're flying around my mind. It was mind blowing.

So yea, I think eventually you'll have a trip, no matter how much you smoke, as shown in my little story above :P
User avatar #187 - Archolas (12/26/2011) [-]
10 is the furthest i've been. It was eye opening.
User avatar #183 - trolltyler (12/26/2011) [-]
im at leval 8 noe just got off ten trololtlrotl i got cookierds
User avatar #178 - sonicg (12/26/2011) [-]
for me lvl 10 was 6 elevator hits off a bong w/ some White Widow, it was like my 8th time smoking and well... My step brother convinced me that I was a snake that could speak Japanese.
User avatar #180 to #178 - sonicg (12/26/2011) [-]
oh that's lvl 11 sorry
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