Tips for smoking weed. Found somewhere on interwebs, thought it could help someone. Rules tor the rtist time smoking Marinara! 1. Always keen a cull or containe
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Tips for smoking weed

Found somewhere on interwebs, thought it could help someone

Rules tor the rtist time smoking
Marinara!
1. Always keen a cull or container oi drinking water readily
available. Most smokers get "cotton Mouth" the birst iew times.
mailing their mouth dry. This also helps with "Int ". not
Head is usually when you hit a my or smoke irom a nine and
your lace suddenly gets hot.
tor munchies. hut don' t them. DEBBIE
don' t Bitt the munchies. Mt it wouldn' t hurt tta have iew hogs
oi ENDS laying around.
3. zleyer smoke a lot your birst time. not only does this waste
weed. but it wastes your time. 98% oi stoners claim they didn' t
get high the birst time. smoke a little and see how you idel.
it It smoking irom a glass niece. nayer leave it on the edge oi a
shell or table. l, mtt' , lost alot oi nines irom doing this.
5. It smoking irom E Matt tatt the rtist time:
all find the camh and mace your linger WEI‘ it
55] light the and inhale until Ill!!! startle MEI Will‘ lungs
tingle
Diesease the camh and inhale . then .
lik It smoking irom a mug tatt the rtist time:
our light the howl
En] Inhale until the chamber IS " oi smoke
BE] lremgye the irom the downstem " Ill!!! inhale " it tta
HIE wreath.
l And , it smoking with Friends. don' t he a retard.
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Submitted: 10/08/2013
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#18 - lynchdude (10/11/2013) [-]
remember when a gram seemed like a 						********					 of weed when you first started?   
   
oh simpler times
remember when a gram seemed like a ******** of weed when you first started?

oh simpler times
#1 - yournewestgod (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't know why you're having a hard time getting thumbs for this.
When I was a kid I would've found this helpful.
#25 - usedtobeemo (10/31/2013) [-]
mfw I'm still an easybake after 3 years of smoking weed.
mfw I'm still an easybake after 3 years of smoking weed.
User avatar #24 - nomistoom (10/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd like to add to the 'don't place it near the edge' part

Don't leave a glass piece in your lap while you're going to be sitting for a while after smoking. I've seen too many pipes break from people forgetting about it then standing up
User avatar #27 to #24 - vexeranhd (11/23/2013) [-]
My friend had his nice, new $80 water pipe (bong for casual people) in his hand, and he forgot about it and let go. It was kinda depressing. Remember kids, to always place glass paraphernalia in the center of an out of the way, stable table.
User avatar #23 - thedauknight (10/18/2013) [-]
I got high my first time. Higher than I've ever been actually.
#19 - bananamann (10/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I've been smoking for almost 2 years now, get cotton mouth just as much as always. Never gotten "Hot Head" though....
User avatar #20 to #19 - pivotmasterdm (10/12/2013) [-]
it really sucks
#28 - ryanhamster (06/06/2014) [-]
ive been waiting so long to use this
#26 - fuckerrr **User deleted account** (11/04/2013) [-]
"If smoking with friends, don't be a retard" should be a golden ******* rule, my brother, holy ******* ***** , king of the Full retard
#3 - kanedam (10/09/2013) [+] (14 replies)
point 6 goes wrong in my opinion...
dont just inhale until the chamber is full, inhale the whole ******* bowl at once. it makes the flash bigger and you dont cough as much (sounds strange but it really works, always try to smoke it through... doesnt get so nasty on your throat that way)
but that might be wrong with american bongs... i heard they dont have a flash-hole.
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