Tips for smoking weed. Found somewhere on interwebs, thought it could help someone. Rules tor the rtist time smoking Marinara! 1. Always keen a cull or containe Tips for smoking weed Found somewhere on interwebs thought it could help someone Rules tor the rtist time Marinara! 1 Always keen a cull or containe
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Tips for smoking weed. Found somewhere on interwebs, thought it could help someone. Rules tor the rtist time smoking Marinara! 1. Always keen a cull or containe

Found somewhere on interwebs, thought it could help someone

Rules tor the rtist time smoking
Marinara!
1. Always keen a cull or container oi drinking water readily
available. Most smokers get "cotton Mouth" the birst iew times.
mailing their mouth dry. This also helps with "Int ". not
Head is usually when you hit a my or smoke irom a nine and
your lace suddenly gets hot.
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don' t Bitt the munchies. Mt it wouldn' t hurt tta have iew hogs
oi ENDS laying around.
3. zleyer smoke a lot your birst time. not only does this waste
weed. but it wastes your time. 98% oi stoners claim they didn' t
get high the birst time. smoke a little and see how you idel.
it It smoking irom a glass niece. nayer leave it on the edge oi a
shell or table. l, mtt' , lost alot oi nines irom doing this.
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all find the camh and mace your linger WEI‘ it
55] light the and inhale until Ill!!! startle MEI Will‘ lungs
tingle
Diesease the camh and inhale . then .
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our light the howl
En] Inhale until the chamber IS " oi smoke
BE] lremgye the irom the downstem " Ill!!! inhale " it tta
HIE wreath.
l And , it smoking with Friends. don' t he a retard.
Int MIN NE
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#18 - lynchdude
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(10/11/2013) [-]
remember when a gram seemed like a ******** of weed when you first started?   
   
oh simpler times
remember when a gram seemed like a ******** of weed when you first started?

oh simpler times
#1 - yournewestgod
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I don't know why you're having a hard time getting thumbs for this.
When I was a kid I would've found this helpful.
User avatar #2 to #1 - pivotmasterdm [OP]
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(10/09/2013) [-]
haha that's a hilarious comic, dude.
But other than the fact that people don't like stoners, I can't think of a reason
#25 - usedtobeemo
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(10/31/2013) [-]
mfw I'm still an easybake after 3 years of smoking weed.
mfw I'm still an easybake after 3 years of smoking weed.
User avatar #24 - nomistoom
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(10/29/2013) [-]
I'd like to add to the 'don't place it near the edge' part

Don't leave a glass piece in your lap while you're going to be sitting for a while after smoking. I've seen too many pipes break from people forgetting about it then standing up
User avatar #27 to #24 - vexeranhd
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(11/23/2013) [-]
My friend had his nice, new $80 water pipe (bong for casual people) in his hand, and he forgot about it and let go. It was kinda depressing. Remember kids, to always place glass paraphernalia in the center of an out of the way, stable table.
User avatar #23 - thedauknight
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(10/18/2013) [-]
I got high my first time. Higher than I've ever been actually.
#19 - bananamann
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(10/12/2013) [-]
I've been smoking for almost 2 years now, get cotton mouth just as much as always. Never gotten "Hot Head" though....
User avatar #20 to #19 - pivotmasterdm [OP]
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(10/12/2013) [-]
it really sucks
User avatar #21 to #20 - waterpipe
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(10/16/2013) [-]
I'm not yet really getting this "hot head"..
Is it the warm feeling in your body after a hit, or is it just the head or what..
4 years of smoking behind, and i'd like to learn something new!
User avatar #22 to #21 - pivotmasterdm [OP]
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(10/16/2013) [-]
It's mainly in your head but it can be in your body too. But it feels like you're burning up. Usually water takes care of it right away
#28 - ryanhamster
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(06/06/2014) [-]
ive been waiting so long to use this
#26 - fuckerrr **User deleted account**
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(11/04/2013) [-]
"If smoking with friends, don't be a retard" should be a golden ******* rule, my brother, holy ******* *****, king of the Full retard
#3 - kanedam
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(10/09/2013) [-]
point 6 goes wrong in my opinion...
dont just inhale until the chamber is full, inhale the whole ******* bowl at once. it makes the flash bigger and you dont cough as much (sounds strange but it really works, always try to smoke it through... doesnt get so nasty on your throat that way)
but that might be wrong with american bongs... i heard they dont have a flash-hole.
User avatar #4 to #3 - pivotmasterdm [OP]
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I've never heard of a flash hole myself
#5 to #4 - kanedam
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(10/09/2013) [-]
here's an european bong...(excuse the bad examples, just searched a few seconds on google...). i didnt know it myself and i think they have to be in america too... but i hear from a few tourists that they dont have such holes on their bongs in us.

it has a hole you plug with your thumb, and when the hat (dont know if right term, the thing you put your weed in, its the translation from my language) is smoked through, or the bong has the amount of smoke in it you want to let go of that flashhole and suck in the air. i think americans usually pull on the chillum (the pipe connection the bowl and the water) for that purpose.
User avatar #6 to #5 - pivotmasterdm [OP]
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(10/09/2013) [-]
In america, the hat is called the bowl(we pull on this), the chillum is called the down stem, and the flash hole is the carb. There are bongs like this, But i've never really used them.
#7 to #6 - kanedam
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(10/09/2013) [-]
i always preferred them. pulling on the bowl is annoying. its almost impossible to pull the down stem up exactly the moment the last grain of weed flies through (at least for me) but if you release your thumb exactly in that moment and inhale fast then its the nicest kick.

damn... now i'm in the mood to smoke again, paused it for over 2 years now...
User avatar #8 to #7 - pivotmasterdm [OP]
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Alot of people told me they stopped smoking and later had weed stashed in their car lol
#9 to #8 - kanedam
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(10/09/2013) [-]
well, i got a little bit still too... lol
just if the desire ever kicks in.

but still, no smoking for two years now...
User avatar #10 to #9 - pivotmasterdm [OP]
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I say do it.
I've been smoking for the past year or so, on again off again. Smoke for a whole month all I want, stop the next.
#11 to #10 - kanedam
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(10/09/2013) [-]
you've been smoking just one year? a freshman huh?
User avatar #12 to #11 - pivotmasterdm [OP]
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I guess lol
#13 to #12 - kanedam
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(10/09/2013) [-]
i was smoking for 10years... every single ******* day. (except the time i was in the military...) so maybe you understand that for me to pause or start again are a bit of a different topic.
User avatar #14 to #13 - pivotmasterdm [OP]
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Yeah I see...That sucks, dude. But hey, nothing really wrong with it.
#15 to #14 - kanedam
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(10/09/2013) [-]
there's absolutely nothing wrong with it.
just wanted to pause for a month to see if i could. it was easy, no problem at all. then i kept delaying the matter of starting again (just as i did with pausing, thought about pausing for 3 years before finally doing it) again and again... like "nah, tomorrow is work... i want a relaxed weekend to start again" and such things... until after one and a half year i forgot what was so good about getting high... i know i loved doing it, but i dont remember what was so good about it anymore, so i'm not sure if i should start again or not.
User avatar #16 to #15 - pivotmasterdm [OP]
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
But sometimes on the weekends i'll be out so it'll feel more boring to me.
#17 to #16 - kanedam
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(10/09/2013) [-]
i cant just do weekends. if then everyday!
wholehearted or not at all...