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User avatar #45 - mynameisjoeyftw (01/16/2012) [-]
Ok first of all, for those of you who have never smoked marijuana it does not make you retarded and a "stoner" like people think. That is purely a fad people take up to look cool which is just rediculous, it does not make you a hippie. My brother is one of the smartest people i know, he graduated with a masters from yale and is now a lawyer and he has been smoking marijuana almost daily for 10+ years to calm his nerves, i have been smoking it for 3 years and not one person can tell by just looking it me, its a stress reviler, not a retardation cigarette so to speak, yes legalizing it would increase the amount of people that smoke it but it does not mean everyone is going to go retarded in the nation, several people will pose as hippies but you can only control yourself. It will be almost just as common to see today as it will be if it is legalized, and for all the people saying the prices will rise yes that is true, but there will still be an underground market to buy and grow your own marijuana which will most likely stay the same general price i believe, because if dealers keep their prices the same they will get more and more customers who dont want to pay the full price. all im saying is not to much will change if it is legalized, just that you wont be breaking the law anymore by smoking it.
#44 - disfiguredhamster (01/15/2012) [-]
I love Ron, I love him a little to much.
I love Ron, I love him a little to much.
#41 - dudeoscar (01/12/2012) [-]
if he makes it legal, then ill smoke a blunt for ron paul
User avatar #40 - angst (01/12/2012) [-]
if weed gets legalized, its gonna be expensive as FUCK and youll have to deal with fucking annoying ass shit heads being high all the time that dont smoke now. be appreciative that its NOT legal seriously.
#30 - rizzh (01/10/2012) [-]
http://www.youtube. [com] /watch?v=M58kGCQLwxU
This guy's got a point...
#29 - anonymous (01/10/2012) [-]
Sorry stoners, but a straight-edge kid like me just doesn't care.... Good luck and shit like that, though.
#28 - brassballsofsteel ONLINE (01/10/2012) [-]
he dropped out of the election from what i heard
#25 - evilzombiepig (01/10/2012) [-]
THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO CONFLICTED.

RON PAUL IS A RACIST ASSHOLE.

AAAAAH MY WORLD HAS BEEN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN.
User avatar #42 to #25 - masterchririus (01/13/2012) [-]
Quit lying! Ron is not a racist!
#27 to #25 - arcadeflamer (01/10/2012) [-]
where did you learn those shenanigans?
User avatar #22 - saimaster (01/10/2012) [-]
He has my vote, I assure you
#21 - jonnybrahvo (01/10/2012) [-]
Im high right now, after a long day of work it does the body good to unwind in any way that seems fit. Some people fap, others make comics, and (evidently) a lot watch MLP, which i completely despise. But you don't see me getting into arguments about that do you? No! So chill out, quit your bitching and unwind in any way you see fit.
User avatar #20 - suprconfederateman (01/10/2012) [-]
i dont really want it legalized, because i feel if its legalized then some big tobacco company will start to sell it and will put things in it to make it addictive and thats not good but at the same time people could just grow it in their back yards and stay away from that shit so fuck yeah legalize it
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#4 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
We're still on this shit? I hope it's never legalized.
#43 to #4 - fckunub (01/14/2012) [-]
Underwater prolly never tried weed before and is stuck up in the soccar mom culture

<- Prolly not related we'll see.
User avatar #6 to #4 - crazecraka (01/10/2012) [-]
im not trying to start anything but why?
#7 to #6 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
Cuz I hate potheads and their shitty culture. Plus it just makes them mad that it's not legal.
User avatar #15 to #7 - DJKitty (01/10/2012) [-]
Potheads don't have a culture, and if I'm bias I don't care.
Why would we name a minuscule, compared to the world pop., group a culture?
Might as well say paedophiles have a culture, or gamers.
#17 to #15 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
Potheads absolutely have a culture. Are you really that retarded?
User avatar #18 to #17 - DJKitty (01/10/2012) [-]
Are you? Potheads, yes, are douchebaggy Ron Paul hatergots that might not even smoke in the first place. But actual pot smokers don't give a fuck. They don't rave about weed being medical, or complain how it should be legal. They just wanna smoke in peace.
It seems you have only met the asshole versions of potsmokers. The minority, yet the most infamous, that give the larger, quieter majority a bad name.
#19 to #18 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
Yes they fucking do. Good lord you people are dumber than I thought.
#33 to #19 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
http://www dot cannabisculture dot com/
They have their own magazine retard.
User avatar #31 to #19 - DJKitty (01/10/2012) [-]
You know what's funny, I sate facts about why potheads don't have a culture, yet all you do is yell YES like the way a 5 year old argues.
Try presenting actual statistics to prove potheads, and maybe I won't be ashamed of actually conversing with you.
#32 to #31 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
You're a fucking idiot. Potheads don't have a culture. Yet there are thousands of potheads that live their life around the fucking plant. How blind are you?
User avatar #34 to #32 - DJKitty (01/10/2012) [-]
Are you fucking kidding me? You said it yourself you hate their 'culture', now you say they don't have one.
Fucking remember what you say.
And so what if they like the plant. It's been proven to do less damage to your body than alcohol, and if they want to smoke, let 'em. You're not the one smoking, you'r not the one doing anything, so why hate?
#36 to #34 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
I was being sarcastic. Hurr durr its good for you. Fucking idiot stoner. I hope that it never get's passed. Just so idiots like you can always have something to rage about.
User avatar #37 to #36 - DJKitty (01/10/2012) [-]
I actually have not smoked, nor will I ever. I just support it. Not all people who support pot are stoners. We've got doctors, cancer patients and veterans on our side.
Who do you have? Some butt hurt christianRon Paul haters and angry internet lurkers?
Not to mention all the facts the guy in the video mentioned. Like it would save money for one.
Passing the act is a smart move.
#38 to #37 - underwaterbimboss (01/11/2012) [-]
I will vote it down every time. If it is to be legalized it should be for medicinal purposes and not for idiots to say they have a bad back and abuse it. That's why it shouldn't be legalized. The only reason you should have it is if you are very very sick.
User avatar #39 to #38 - DJKitty (01/11/2012) [-]
I disagree. If alcohol is worse than weed, why is it legal and weed isn't? If people can make themselves feel good with alcohol, why not weed?
Weed should be treated like alcohol. Such as no smoking in public, public intoxication is reprimand-able, only smoke in closed cafe's or homes, license to sell, and much more.
Crime rate would go down, who would try to sell something illegally when you could buy it yourself?
User avatar #23 to #19 - robopuppy ONLINE (01/10/2012) [-]
Maybe what you're talking about is those dickheads who think they're stoners. they do it to be cool. They have a culture that they made up themselves to seem cool. Actual stoners really don't care if you follow culture or not, they just enjoy pot.
#24 to #23 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
Thats the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Is that why everyone who I have seen that smokes pot has a pot leaf on everything in their house. Fucking losers.
User avatar #26 to #24 - robopuppy ONLINE (01/10/2012) [-]
That's because the only people who fucking go around like douchebags telling random people is because they are the previously mentioned dickheads.
User avatar #8 to #7 - crazecraka (01/10/2012) [-]
ok, Actually I agree I hate people who constantly rage about it, i hate when people tell everyone they do it. it you do it thats between you and who you do it with noone else gives a fuck
#9 to #8 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
Exactly.
#10 to #9 - crazecraka (01/10/2012) [-]
right? i do it and no one has a fucking clue
right? i do it and no one has a fucking clue
#3 - necrolaugh (01/10/2012) [-]
i,i think im going to cry
#2 - noobfj (01/10/2012) [-]
he was a good candidate until he wanted to legalize weed.....he had a good point until he wanted to legalize heroine.......its too bad.....the money the states would make....
#5 to #2 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
Another dumb stoner that thinks that drugs are the answer to all money problems. God damn you're retarded.
User avatar #12 to #5 - onizen (01/10/2012) [-]
hey it's a fucking CHOICE you know that thing you don't have to do. A choice something that we take for granded. If you don't like it then don't use it do you drunk or smoke?
#16 to #12 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
Yes I do drink.
#13 to #12 - underwaterbimboss (01/10/2012) [-]
Learn 2 english.
User avatar #14 to #13 - onizen (01/10/2012) [-]
Learn to say no.
#1 - anonymous (01/09/2012) [-]
well there goes his possibility of election
Dammit why do all the good candidates always lose

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