Things that happen when youre old

I was sitting in my mom's bed watching TV with her yesterday when my dad comes into the room with a giant bag of pot and says "smell this". And my mom's like "MMM, Gina, smell this." and shoves it in my face and spills it all over the bed. I have never even smoked in my life. What the fuck is wrong with my parents.

When he dies, they should donate his head to a sex education class.

This isn't funny it a real problem. You wouldn't be laughing if you were in my position.

That old man looks like a bit of a dickhead.

i honestly doubt that...

my grandfather shakes... a LOT... don't know if it's Parkinson's or not... anyway, he can't fill a glass of milk, but he can roll a cigarette like a champ..

That's tobacco...