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The Truth About Weed (read desc.)

EDIT !SOURCES!: Ok, guys, for those interested in further reading, here is a list of sources;
Marijuana cuts tumor growth in half: www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/04/070417193338.htm
Neurons regenerate: www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/08/060814133621.htm
Cannabinoids fight cancer: www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/pdq/cam/cannabis/healthprofessional/page4
THC fights cancer (WARNING: this is a pro-pot site, may be bias): norml.org/news/2005/08/11/thc-selectively-inhibits-tumor-cell-growth-better-than-synthetic-alternative-study-says
Cannabis inhibits cancer cell growth: www.nature.com/bjc/journal/v95/n2/full/6603236a.html
Schizophrena is not caused by marijuana: You need to login to view this link
Same as above: www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/richard-shrubb/cannabis-does-not-cause-s_b_946149.html

I have more but it's like 12:40am and it's Christmas, yo.

EDIT: I'm going to make a second one of these, which will have sources to back up each claim and also dispute the things that people are falsely presenting as facts in the comments section. It is nice to see people are having a discussion, however, instead of just screaming abuse at each other.

Seriously, aside from Morbid-Chanel I think weed is the main thing you faggots get butt-hurt about.
I see you all arguing with second-hand information that you got off a friend or you think you remember your dad saying once.

This isn't pro-weed propaganda, I don't give a shit if you smoke or not. These are just facts.

Enjoy.

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User avatar #116 - thecharliesheen ONLINE (12/26/2011) [+] (21 replies)
I hate to say it, but actually weed IS addictive...
Not physically, but mentally addictive.
And no, that doesn't mean you 'Just like to get high", it means your mind starts to need it to function. Believe it or not, ANYTHING can be mentally addictive I.E. chocolate, internet, WEED, even eating toothpaste.
All physically VS mentally means is that instead of your body shutting down without it, it still functions, however your mind will almost cease to function without it. You FEEL like you need it, and it's just as real as a physical addiction to you. The only difference is one will cause damage to your system, and one will not.

All the rest of that is pretty true, but I have seen weed wreck lives because someone didn't have the willpower to tell themselves no.

All the stoner-junkies can thumb this down if they want, but I'm not saying anything is wrong with smoking weed so long as you still maintain control over youself, just simply correcting a mistake made here.
#105 - sonnenbankshaver (12/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"everything you have just read is true"

Thanks random stranger from the internet who made up a shitty post about weed, now I know for sure!
#179 - mayormilkman (12/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Weed is good for Alzheimer's patients, yet it increases one's chances of getting Alzheimer's.

Also not funny. Just another post for circle jerking comments.
#156 - iizsimon (12/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#166 to #156 - elmosays (12/26/2011) [-]
can't read**
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#86 - anonymous (12/25/2011) [+] (9 replies)
None of this even fucking matters - this site is full of fucking idiots who seem to achieve some sort of satisfaction by lying about 'smoking a bowl'. All of you need to get over 'that one time you smelled some weed maybe' and grow up. Honestly, some of this bull shit I see is just so fucking obviously false, "Yeah I like weed, true story bro" It's just dripping with so much fa­g­gotry I want to cry. It's true some of the stoner content is funny, but motherfucking honey-smoked dicks I don't need to hear about some pathetic guy who was under some placebo effect and started spewing out a load of bullshit about being high. God damn it I bet most of these stoner comics don't even resemble the real thing at all, I wouldn't know I don't smoke it but I don't need to to know how stupid it all is. Now please shower me in your red thumbs, each one resembles a stab of reality to someone out there that just feels like bathing in liquid sex to me (No I'm not a troll). Rant-fucking-over.
#381 - dysgraphicfreak (12/26/2011) [-]
I miss funnyjunk. Today it has been weedjunk.
I miss funnyjunk. Today it has been weedjunk.
User avatar #40 - AlfredNeuman (12/25/2011) [+] (5 replies)
the way people smoke weed is what kills their brain cells. they starve themselves of oxygen, then inhale to feel more high, but its just fucking their brains ass.
#254 - micronoo (12/26/2011) [+] (7 replies)
first things first i have nothing againsed weed or its use, i just don't like people thinking of it as some sort of god like substence, use it if you want just sont rant about it 24/7. p.s i smoke weed.
1. schizophnia apears when your a teenager no when you're middle aged
2.you never exsplained why "your 61% less likely to get cancer" heres were i point out that most persnteges are made up on the spot

no offence intended. just smoke it for what it is not what you want it to be. in my oppinion it does some good and some and bad, like alcahol . when it comes to legalization, it should but wont happen theres just to many diffrent views


toke toke toke away just dont spam fj with a constant flow of weed posts
User avatar #454 - yutakenusername (12/26/2011) [+] (7 replies)
The only way I support the legalization of marijuana is for medical purposes. I don't support smoking weed for the intent to abuse it. Inhaling anything into your lungs is detrimental to your health and if you smoke marijuana early in your life, it risks damage for your developing brain. There's more, of course. But I don't judge a person by their lifestyle. I stay away from drugs, but if someone else chooses to use them, it isn't my decision and I don't preach to others on how they should live their life.
#79 - LtMcG ONLINE (12/25/2011) [-]
Lots of things cause cancer and lots of things help the healing of cancer. It does not mean weed is the leading cause of cancer nor the leading solution to cancer.
Everything is addictive as you mentioned. But that is not what is keeping weed illegal. If it was, then there would be plenty of more things would be illegal.
What is keeping weed illegal? It's like you mentioned OP, that image all weed users have is a stupid stoner who wastes his/her life as a non contributing member to society. I don't have a statistic that would confirm that image though, but going with what you see and hear from media and social interaction, that is the image of weed smokers I have.

I don't think weed smokers are bad people nor immoral cause there are plenty of worse things for your body. I just find it ridiculous that you throw around these facts like it is supposed to change anything. Put down the bowl of fugnions and start acting like a productive member of society. Prove that to the world. Prove that there is nothing inhibiting of weed from the economic and societal activities of everyday life.

And you can't due this with scientific statistics. Every weed smoker has to change their image and their habits. It only takes one to ruin everything you have built up.

/rant *pic unrelated
#17 - mazztricks (12/25/2011) [+] (4 replies)
made up lol... Weed can reduce tumor size... Bullshit...
#30 to #17 - dryhead (12/25/2011) [-]
Hey, I told you this was the truth, and I told you to google it. But since you're an idiot:

Marijuana inhibits breast cancer: norml.org/news/2006/06/01/c...
Marijuana cuts lung cancer in half: www.sciencedaily.com/releas...
Another lung cancer one: www.drugscience.org/Archive...

There you go, you fucking retard. Learn yourself some knowledge.




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#485 - anonymous (12/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Wow, where to begin with this post... how about reality.
1. The first comment about weed being non-addictive is false. While you may only be psychologically addicted to the substance, the obsession will manifest itself in physical signs. It is a placebo effect, or stomata form disorder. Thus making it an actual addiction. Furthermore, the statement, “just stop when ever you want,” is antithetical to your previous statement about it being psychologically addictive.
2. The causes of schizophrenia, though thought to be genetically linked, are relatively unknown. So justifying a smoke by saying no one you are related to is schizophrenic is unfounded. In addition, schizophrenia appears in males around the ages of 18-25, so you will die far more quickly.
3. Is correct. How ever, in a series of studies performed by the Harvard Medical School, marijuana does indeed cause lung cancer in rats.
If you smoke a joint have fun, but do not be a pussy and back your pleasures with imaginary science.

#452 - anonymous (12/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THE WEED POSTS!?

IF YOU SMOKE IT, FINE....POST SOMETHING FUNNY INSTEAD OF POSTING WORTHLESS SHIT ABOUT IT.

IT CAN'T BE TAXED BECAUSE IT CAN BE GROWN. SEEING AS THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T STEAL(EARN AS THEY CALL IT) ANY MORE FROM THE PUBLIC WITH IT, THEY WILL NEVER LEGALIZE IT.

GET
THE
FUCK
OVER
IT
!

NOW MAKE ME LAUGH!
User avatar #459 to #452 - vladimirizme (12/26/2011) [-]
so i guess Tabocco is just a mineral or somthing cause they tax the shit out of that.

#125 - anoned (12/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Anything can be addictive, it doesn't have to have an addictive substance to be addictive .
User avatar #141 - doctordabble (12/26/2011) [+] (6 replies)
So let me get this you are trying to tell me weed is bad and even though i don't give 2 flying fucks I am just wondering why are you telling us why weed is bad if most of us do it and we are on funnyjunk who are the stoner gods
#146 to #141 - dryhead (12/26/2011) [-]
... You didn't read it, did you?
User avatar #97 - kanofworms (12/25/2011) [-]
The Amount of fucks I give about weed is rapidly decreasing with every "weed is actually good, smoke and get high all the time"
#9 - schectersrule (12/25/2011) [-]
yes. fucking yes.........yes. why people no understand this!
User avatar #2 - chaoticneutral (12/25/2011) [+] (6 replies)
One thing you have to realize is another reason it's illegal, is because it's one of the governments major cash crops. It brings in more revenue than corn and wheat COMBINED. We use a lot of the money to pay off debts. If we started to sell in-country, we would be paying a lot of our debt slower than usual. Although, I for one, am for legalization, even though I've stopped smoking.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Dulius (12/25/2011) [-]
Lol Sorry your a little confused, Cannabis is the biggies cash crop in BC and California and im sure other places to BUT the government makes no money off of it because it is not taxed and regulated by the government. Instead all this money is going out onto streets to gangs and pot dealers, by legalizing it it puts tons of money into government hand witch its good for them! BUT WHY DONT THEY LEGALIZE IT? Cuz there dumb. I live in canada BC :D SWED Weed is my life, ive devoted it to it and work for cannabis culture mag. :D
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