Stealth level 99. The perfect camouflage.. 1. use plants to troll cops and neighbors 2. troll inexperienced kids by selling them entire plants for a lot of money
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Stealth level 99

The perfect camouflage

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Submitted: 01/23/2013
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#7 - HARTATTACK (01/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
1. use plants to troll cops and neighbors
2. troll inexperienced kids by selling them entire plants for a lot of money
User avatar #1 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (01/23/2013) [+] (9 replies)
The perfect camouflage, until it starts to smell. Have you even been in the vicinity of a pot plant? Goddamnit, it's unique. And the entire neighbourhood can smell the damned thing.

I personally like the smell, but irrelevant.
#9 - goochtvi (01/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>have friend who is dealer
>keeps his dried produce in jars
>police moves in a few doors down from him
> ****** .jpg
>he goes and buries his jars in the back yard
>next day police come to his house
>"sir we believe there may be some illegal substances in this home" (or something along those lines)
>friend leads them through house, certain he'd be in the clear
>realizes he forgot to hide the three 4 foot tall cannabis plants
>friend is arrested
>a week later i go to his house and dig up the jars of weed
>mfw
User avatar #19 - vocarius (01/24/2013) [-]
I have a Japanese Maple tree in my front yard and whenever my little brothers dumb stoner friends come over they're always like "Bro can we smoke this? It's weed right?"
User avatar #6 - cannonofanon (01/24/2013) [-]
I have four large maples outside of my bedroom window, people think it's pot all the time because people smell bud when they walk by my house sometimes....for some reason.
#88 - chukkk (01/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Yfw you accidentally smoke Japanese maple
Yfw you accidentally smoke Japanese maple
User avatar #24 - ohgodwaitimatheist ONLINE (01/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And then you get stoned and smoke some maple.
#2 - jeanmariegrangon (01/23/2013) [-]
I have a japanese maple tree in my backyard...
#67 - themuffinmaan (01/24/2013) [+] (12 replies)
yeah that'll work out.
until it turns red.
I don't know of many red kinds of weed.
#66 - asongulol (01/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This strategy was already used in the Philippines. Not in just a few bags like that, but in an entire farmland several acres wide. Eventually the authorities found out that farmers were planting pot alongside crops that camouflaged them. The police uprooted all the mj plants, piled them up in large heaps then set them on fire.
< policemen's fw all the plants were burned
#60 - steelpanther (01/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This is 						*******					 stupid. &quot;Lets grow pot next to a plant that looks damn near the same as weed&quot;. That logic is almost as good as &quot;If we put a kilo of flour in with the 5 kilos of cocaine, people will never expect a thing!&quot;
This is ******* stupid. "Lets grow pot next to a plant that looks damn near the same as weed". That logic is almost as good as "If we put a kilo of flour in with the 5 kilos of cocaine, people will never expect a thing!"
User avatar #18 - thedarkestrogue (01/24/2013) [-]
Not very stealthy actually.
Pot has nice uniform ridges on the edges of each leaf. If a cop actually saw that, they'd know.
User avatar #4 - werethwldgoosgoes (01/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I've had a few Japanese maples at houses I've rented before and don't they turn a pretty red eventually ?
#5 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/24/2013) [-]
Yes, I have a fully grown one in my backyard. They look like red pot
#86 - doomle (01/24/2013) [-]
Day 12.
The Japanese Maple Leaf still thinks im one of them, they will never know my terrible truth.
#41 - chopyourhandoff (01/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wait..three pot-related posts on frontpage?   
Is funnyjunk finally going back to the stoner humor days?   
Thank the lord.
Wait..three pot-related posts on frontpage?
Is funnyjunk finally going back to the stoner humor days?
Thank the lord.
#97 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #56 - Vynce (01/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You disguise it by putting it with something that looks almost identical to it... Am I the only one seeing the flaw in this logic?

That's like if Batman's wore a Bruce Wayne skinsuit to hide his real identity.
#62 - dengekisushi (01/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I used to have a Japanese maple leaf tree in my front yard.   
   
Then my mom and step dad moved out of that house.   
   
Then my brother moved in. But he never watered my tree. So it died.   
   
I miss my Japanese maple.
I used to have a Japanese maple leaf tree in my front yard.

Then my mom and step dad moved out of that house.

Then my brother moved in. But he never watered my tree. So it died.

I miss my Japanese maple.
User avatar #59 - jasonvgrace ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Now all we need to do is fill warehouses full of Japanese Maple Leaf plants, and laugh when the feds come
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/23/2013) [-]
And then it starts to bud.
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