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this happened today,so yes it is my birthday btw i posted this on reddit also so dont say REPOST!
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Submitted: 02/11/2012
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User avatar #25 - xdeathspawnx (02/12/2012) [-]
don't feel too bad. Its not your fault that you got mad because you had a bad week. Just be happy that your family loves you enough to throw you a party.
User avatar #23 - epicjolteon (02/12/2012) [-]
1. Happy Birthday

2. Don't be such a dick to your mum, she obviously cares about you.
#19 - kennyxvi (02/12/2012) [-]
..I just realized how mean I am to my mother at times....
#17 - haaaxderp (02/12/2012) [-]
Happy birthday, go Raving like a boss now.
Happy birthday, go Raving like a boss now.
#20 to #17 - ihasaproud (02/12/2012) [-]
But raving is shit...
User avatar #21 to #20 - haaaxderp (02/12/2012) [-]
Depends on the rave.
#22 to #21 - ihasaproud (02/12/2012) [-]
No, they're all shit.
You get sweaty and rank. All the girls are dressed like whores but when you hit on them they call you a fucking creep for no reason cos they're "Just there to dance"
Fuck raves.
User avatar #24 to #22 - haaaxderp (02/12/2012) [-]
American raves are different, the girls are easier.
#26 to #24 - ihasaproud (02/12/2012) [-]
And to you, i'd have a sexy accent. To america I come!
User avatar #27 to #26 - haaaxderp (02/12/2012) [-]
Girls here fucking LOVE accents.
#28 to #27 - ihasaproud (02/12/2012) [-]
Girls everywhere love accents dude. Do they like New Zealand accents? Cos I know when someone has an accent here they're all like "OHHH AN ACCENT, SAY MORE THINGS"
#14 - comstockload (02/12/2012) [-]
Sad story, dude. Why "don,t" you be nicer to your mother  next year.
Sad story, dude. Why "don,t" you be nicer to your mother next year.
User avatar #13 - AbsentMinded (02/12/2012) [-]
It's a sunday.
And his birthday when he posted it.
Fuck Logic.
User avatar #29 to #13 - tacoarecrazy (02/13/2012) [-]
oh crap my b day was on friday and i wrote sunday
#15 to #13 - buckaww **User deleted account** (02/12/2012) [-]
It's sunday in england right now...
User avatar #16 to #15 - metalbass ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
but was it 22 hours ago?
#18 to #16 - buckaww **User deleted account** (02/12/2012) [-]
Ahh, point taken. I didn't notice when it was posted
User avatar #12 - BrayBoy ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
Its mt birthday this friday :3
#11 - moosewithcameltoe (02/12/2012) [-]
You're a dick dude, answer your mother when she calls you, especially on your birthday..
#10 - samthearab (02/12/2012) [-]
**samthearab rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at Don't fuck with Olive Garden ** happy birthday
#9 - calturk (02/11/2012) [-]
stoner humor?
#8 - anonymous (02/11/2012) [-]
fucking Lamar Smithgot. when your mother calls you fucking answer. dont act like you have a dead end job with crap pay while going to college you Lamar Smithgot
#7 - deathera (02/11/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday dude
+1
#6 - womansneedsmars Comment deleted by tacoarecrazy[-]
#5 - sirfistalot (02/11/2012) [-]
happy birthday mate
User avatar #3 - froghole (02/11/2012) [-]
here i am from the front goddamn page. what the fuck.
#4 to #3 - fadardarkblade ONLINE (02/11/2012) [-]
I know your pain
I know your pain
#2 - juggalodigo (02/11/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday!!
#1 - Freelon ONLINE (02/11/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
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