Smoking weed alone first time

40 thumbs, you/me iz not alone

DUBCEPTION

Double Dubs??

You got double-dubs! That's even better than regular dubs!

well you gon 2 of em

Isn't this CP? She's way too young to lick pussy.

a lot of the time when you roll a joint you don't have a filter, unless you buy/make one yourself. in that case, any side works.

blunts are sooo easy to roll, if you know how to (roll the mouth piece just a little smaller). You can fit a lot of bud in a blunt, i smoked a whole 8th in a philly. i prefer hemp joints though, smoke way better, and you don't taste the blunt, just pure weed.

if you don't have a lot of bud and want something that will get you high with a little bit of weed then google a "Gravity Bong" thing is the shit and doesn't take much.

dude, gravity bongs are the shit

I can't hold in the smoke from tabacco leaves, it makes me gag, I prefer joints

Hmm, I only had 1 blunt, worst thing ever for me but maybe I did it wrong, my friend and I weren't really relaxed and I coughed till I cried, but the way you put it.....and this music....so elegant.....I'll have to retry....it could be wonderful.

its an acquired smoke, it takes some time to get used to, the first time i smoked a blunt was the summer of 08', just graduated, i was hanging with some sketchy people, and this one guy whips out a blunt, at the time, i had only heard of them, never seen one in person, he hands it to me, so being the seasoned shmoker that i am, i popped the blunt in my mouth and lit it nice and evenly, and i took the biggest hit of my life, i mean i just fucking chief'd it, about half an inch of the thing burned up into smoke, something was wrong, i felt a horrible burning sensation in my lungs and esophagus, my anus started to burn as if Satan himself was giving me a rimjob, i knelt down and started coughing and gasping for oxygen, it was no use, it was as if my throat and lungs were coated in something that made it so no air could enter, complete and utter hell, little did i know, the man who rolled the blunt only had about 1/2 a gram of low grade, shwanky grass, and filled the rest with tobacco, i cut open the blunt later to find the tobacco, staring me in the eyes, i felt defeated, there was nothing i could do but spare my peers this horrible fate, it was too late for me, it was the least i could do, so i held the disemboweled blunt in my hands, and threw it as far as i could into the nearby stream, when they started freaking out, all i could mutter was "it had to be done" in a small, hushed voice from straining my throat even more, they were completely oblivious to the fact that that could have been their last blunt, i needed no thanks, just knowing that they could be spared of the same fate that i endured, my face when i inhaled from that blunt

actually, this is a more accurate example of what i was feeling at the time

you smoked a 5 gram blunt with only about a nickel of weed in it and the rest tobacco? You must be used to smoking tobacco, because those who just smoke weed, it burns like a motherfucker

I would have done the same my good sir, also now I'm listening to other Boch pieces. That spawn of hell needed to be smited in the water.

Motzart can eat a dick, Bach is best composer, his pieces are truly amazing, they are so addictive

Although I'm just starting to listen to him, I'm not one of those dicks that thinks they know everything about something just because they've seen 1 show or have heard 1 song, but so far there's nothing negative about his work for me.....everything is so calm and balanced...no hint of violence, and not a boring peace either, just a more....pleasant feel.

Also I forgot this
>Implying a 69 cent mini dutch is a luxury item

>faggots trying to greentext
>implying this is 4chan
>its hard to type this way

>Implying I was trying to green text
>Implying this isn't called quoting faggot

>Implying blunts are hard to roll
>Implying a dime/dub is a lot of weed
>Implying 5-15 minutes is a long time
>Implying smoke from a dutch (cigar wrap) is clean

Dude I can roll a perfect blunt in less than 10 minutes, it's really not that hard. Also you usually only need a dime to roll a normal sized blunt. (Assuming you use mini's)

for those who dont normally roll blunts, it tends to be harder than spliffs and joints

If you've rolled 3+ blunts it should never be an issue. After rolling my first couple of L's I had it down and now i'm a pro. Record time for a perfect blunt is 2 minuts 38 seconds for me. After breaking up, of course.

That made me lol.

depending on the strain and grade, exact feeling can differ but basically you get lightheaded,kinda hard to focus depending on how high you are,and basically you laugh alot,great way to relax

also the first few time you can get wicked paranoid,but this usually goes away after awhile, but dont smoke high grade shit your first time,it has alot more chance to make you paranoid as fuck

prices vary greatly depending on location, but around my area its usual $10 for mids(common)

theres rlly no "best" age to start, as for consequences you'd have to check your specific stat laws(assuming your american) but mostly its a fine and maybe a rehab thing as long as you dont have a shit load, but DO NOT carry your weed in more than one bag, because in some areas you can get changed with selling no matter the amount,which is alot more severe

The experience isnt like crazy, it simply makes everything better, jokes, tv, food, candy, movies, hiking, whatever. it just makes you appreciate everything more. Its pretty good if you're otherwise bored, the healthy age is whenever you can appreciate it for what it really is and realize that you do need to keep it under control. The cost depends on where you are, for me i get a 1.4 gram for 10$, depending on how much you smoke it could last a week to yourself. in CA, the consequence for getting caught is a "non-criminal infraction," meaning you get a fine but have nothing on your record

a good age should be when you are close to done growing...after puberty really because weed can inhibit growth.

im kind of interested on how people would describe the high. Specifically the first hit or two out of a pipe. If I smoked again I think i'd want to start with a hit or two because the last time I smoked anything I got WAY TOO HIGH WAY TOO FAST.

20$ for a gram? where do you live man?

Like 20-30 mins outside of DC in Northern VA :/ ik it's alot but it's the amount you have to pay around here if you dont want shwag

dude, im sorry, that sucks. here in Cali i can get like 4 grams for 20$ lol

awww that's some craaap haha. well i'm visiting my friends up in Cali for spring break and we'll see where that goes

^^Btw my bad for replying as an anon didn't realize i wasnt logged in. And sorry for the loooooong reply.

thanks man. Well i'm actually almost 19. So i'm not even in high school. My best friend of like 13 years, and my older brother smoke (brother has his medical card). So I could easily smoke with them. I'm just not going to try it until I have a new job. Current one pays shit cause i get no hours :/

Thanks though. I assumed it'd be one of those things where you can't really describe it and you just have to try.

Both blunts and joints have weed in them. The difference with a blunt is the wrap (what you roll with) is made of tobacco paper. You can either buy blunt wrap or hollow the tobacco out of a cigar.

However, you can also make blunts with cannabis leaves, removing the tobacco from the equation. But the most common form of a blunt is with tobacco paper.

blunt is just bud, no baccy :)

blunt papers are made with tobacco.
*facepalm*

Me neither man... I have sausage fingers and not enough patience to roll em... luckily my dealer rolls them for me, without charging extra for papers and filter and shit xD

>luckily my dealer rolls them for me, without charging extra for papers and filter
>without charging extra for papers and filter
>extra for papers and filter
>papers and filter
>Filter
Someone is a 13 year old that doesn't smoke.

Yea my bad, I forgot the whole comic was about blunts... I generally only smoke joints, so that was what I meant =/ but no need to be a douche about it

Wish I could help you =/ I could probably practice, but the GF isn't too keen on the whole weed thing, so if I sit at home rolling she would start a tornado of nagging... can't be arsed to deal with that sort of stuff xD

true... well, mine is starting to loosen up a bit... not keen on it, but she knows I do it and have on ONE occasion been allowed to toke at home without her complaining :p

she doesn't like smoke :p of any kind, be its cigarettes, joints, bonfires or me cooking bacon and forgetting it on the pan xD

hahah exacta mi amigo xD

reminds me of a time I almost burned down my kitchen by making my own dish called "Cheese and Bacon divers death"... shit was so cash

Oh god, sorry man D: I don't even have anything... like, nothing at all, it makes me sad :(

Government = Shit, no matter where you live =/

Yeaaa, i get my weed for free because i get my friend free dog food from where i work and he throws me a gram or two every bag but id rather have free food and pay for weed

Yea, I hear ya man =/

Keep the purple lines coming!

Why? you enjoy them? :p

Yes very much :D