Shells n cheese (morbid for stoners)

> Be 15.
> Need to cure extreme case of the munchies.
> Decide to make Velveeta Shells and Cheese. Ftw
> Put delicious, gorgeous, shell-shaped pasta into a pot of boiling water.
> Go back on Funnyjunk for about 15 minutes.
> Hear an odd whistling/sizzling noise.
> Look outside and see trees blowing in wind and figure its just the wind.
> Another 5 minutes go by. Walk over to the stove.
> Boiling water is everywhere.
> Fml. I don't know what to do, too stoned.
> For some reason decide to grab the pot covered in boiling water and dump it in the sink.
> Misses sink, boiling hot water falls onto my legs.
> Fml. Lose the high. No munchies were cured.