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Me and friend smoking in the Just as we we' re leaving and we saw the out
aide world we realised...
Dude, we' been here
for: like 3 hours we Yeah, okay.
should probably go.
...
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User avatar #7 - YourName (04/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 15
>With best friend, smoking for the first time
>Two bowls of green crack each, dank **** .
>Walking around his town for miles, being badasses
>Spot Subway, realize we are hungry as ****
>Being broke, we count out quarters to see if we can split a footlong.
>Tiny middle-aged woman walks in
>She spots our quarters and ask if we are going to use them
>I think, oh **** , some homeless woman wants our spare change
>Warily say yes, wherein she says nonsense and offers to pay for each of us to have a footlong, plus a drink, chips and cookies
>I collapse into the nearest chair and stare in utter devastation as my friend orders our two footlong pulled pork sandwiches, with the drinks, chips and cookies.
>Woman buys a salad and pays for all of it
>She smiles and says have a nice day
>As she is about to walk out the door, I break out of my stupor, burst into tears and tackle her with a great bear hug, unable to find the words to describe my pure gratitude.
>I finally let her leave and me and my friend scarf down our food in awe
>Walk all the home, marveling about the experience the whole way
User avatar #12 - Bayleezan (04/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 17
>Go to home town to visit 19 year old brother and smoke his first bowl with him
>Sneak out of house at 2am.
>Walk to park and find a nice area with lots of trees surrounding us
>Smoke some bowls with my brother who is scared but also excited
>Both high as **** .
>Walking around park at 3am heading home.
>See smallish car driving past
>accidentally say "look a cop" not realizing that I meant car.
>Instantly hear thud and look down to see my brother did the fastest ******* face plant into the grass as humanly possible pretending to be dead.
>Finally make it home and eat all of the pizza.

User avatar #2 - peskypete (04/03/2012) [-]
>About 17
>Get High with one smking guy and 2 non smoking girls
>High as **** can hardly walk straight
>Have to walk up a big hill
>Me being 14stone at the time
>Having to be pushed up the hill by the 2 non high girls
>Guy friend just walks ahead cracking jokes with me
User avatar #10 - aaronjzc (04/04/2012) [-]
>be chillin in the forest with my buddy, shootin the ****
>some douchebags smoking weed not too far from us
>try to play it cool, act like i don't notice
>they start producing immense ammounts of smoke
>they transform into transparent floating faces
>realize i must be hallucinating form the weed smoke or something
>mom would kill me if she caught me smelling like weed
>i have to get out of here
>try to move
>can't
>i'm a tree
+9
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#13 - whadafuk (04/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be 16 years old
>be at Weed March in Toronto
>sitting in the park amongst the crowd of fellow potheads
>friend busts out joints and bong
>smoke more weed than i can remember
>lie down in the grass
>feel subway moving underneath, causing slight tremor
>think it's an earthquake
>jump up and yell
>confuse every other stoned person there
>give up and look for hot dog stand


i'm loving all of these stoner stories, btw.
SWED *********** !
#27 - thelazyasian (04/08/2012) [-]
>be 17
>smoking with friends in room
>took massive bong rips
>friend decides that its snack time
>decides to walk instead of me driving
>got ready for the journey
>forgot to bring phone
>5 mins into the journey notice friend is missing
>didnt know where the **** he was
>running around the neighborhood like an idiot screaming his name
>go through stages of flippin ****
>run home
>finds friend waiting in my car
<-----MFW
User avatar #4 - wolverinebamf (04/03/2012) [-]
>be 13
>get high before my brothers piano recital thing
>sister yelling at me for smoking
>cry (because she is yelling at me)
>laugh at myself for crying
>cry because I am such a pussy that I cried
>endless cycle
#23 - ojallday (04/05/2012) [-]
>be 16
> smoke up at a park with my friend
> be high
>Decide to go on an adventure.
> walk into a horse farm
> see a shooting star
> must be good luck farm house door opens
> giant dog runs at us
> leave friend behind as i run for safety
> friend passes me while running
> cant go back that way
> walk an hour back to his house
>make brownies and pizza, drink an entire 2 liter coke by myself

< us when we completed what we thought was a death defying escape
#14 - FJisGAY (04/04/2012) [-]
Dat name
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User avatar #3 - memanfirst (04/03/2012) [-]
>About 14
>Go on family vacation to DC for feb break
>Little brothers and mom go to museums whole day
>I brought some firecrackers I made back home, and ate 2
>Walk around, decide to go to smithsonian
>Potent ass firecracker hits me bout 500 ft away from smithsonian
>See hope diamond, butterfly exhibit, fossils, white house, etc high
>Local news camera interviewing someone
>Am too high and pace behind the interview person for an actual whole minute
>Eat **** tons of food
#22 - hairymcdick (04/04/2012) [-]
>be 12
>ge stoner mate to sleep over
>finds out that neighbor has weed in shed
>decide to go steal some of it (we had no clue where to buy it lol)
>approaching house at 2am
>in driveway
>notice the carpets rolled up in the driveway and tables and chairs are all over the ******* place
>acidentally kick the carpet
>the guy that lives theres dad rolles out and jumps up screaming IVE GOT YOU NOW YOU ******* CUNTS!
>HOLY **** HOLY **** HOLY **** ******* RUN!!
>from then on avoid walking past that house
<-- MFW we got back home
User avatar #26 - kasperscar (04/08/2012) [-]
Be 15
Second time Being high with friend
End up Going round the town Laughing and drinking mountain dew
Somehow Get a longboard
Find massive hill
I say Bad idea man
hes like nah
he goes down hill million km hour
Car comes
Just misses him
he hits curb
fly off
hits concrete
cuts legs up
Woke up next morning at home
this is all i can remeber

User avatar #19 - abovelawl (04/04/2012) [-]
>I did the same thing
>foggy as ****
>middle of the night
>smoke a blunt on a soccer field
>got lost because it was too foggy
#28 - tranminh (04/10/2012) [-]
>Be 17
>Going to see project X with friends
>Smokes beforehand
>Higher than I have ever been before
>Watch movie
>Hear strange vibrations
>Trip the **** out
>mfw I realize it's just the bass
User avatar #11 - amiritebro (04/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
> be 13
> Only smoked a couple time before
> smoke about two bowls
>High as ****
> Feels weird man
> Lay on the road in bourban street in New Orleans. (I lived there)
>Homeless man walks up
>Scared ******** he's gonna rape me. He has that Dolan look on his face.
> Steals my phone.
> Stare in amazement at friend who is now trying to get it back
> Bum knocks her down and runs away.
> Both of us walk home crying.
> Get home and notice my phone is in my pocket.
> He stole my sandwich.
User avatar #24 to #11 - nannerpus (04/08/2012) [-]
would have been a better story if he raped you
#9 - penguinONstilts (04/04/2012) [-]
I lost object permanence for a while one time, that was really cool
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