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Randy, y u so awesome
Tags: Randy weed pro a
Well, Stan, the truth is.
Marijuana probably isn' t
going to make you kill
people, and most likely
isn' t going to fund
terrorists, but well, son,
pot makes you feel fine
with being bored, and
it' s when you' re bored
that you should be
learning some new skill,
or disordering some
new Bttom', or being
creatine. You smoke pot
and you may grow up to
find out that you aren' t
good at anything"
I swear to God tht this is probably some of the best
Randy Marsh for President
Marijuana probably isn' t
going to make you kill
people, and most likely
isn' t going to fund
terrorists, but well, son,
pot makes you feel fine
with being bored, and
it' s when you' re bored
that you should be
learning some new skill,
or disordering some
new Bttom', or being
creatine. You smoke pot
and you may grow up to
find out that you aren' t
good at anything"
I swear to God tht this is probably some of the best
Randy Marsh for President
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Finally, someone remembers a quote by me not involving the N word.
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forasecond (03/10/2012) [+]
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you could make the same argument with tv, or this fucking website
You smoke the bud. thats it to smoking weed.
Doing cocaine you get the leaves and completely modify it into a much more potent powder that is physically addictive unlike marijuana and coke can actually kill you, unlike marijuana.
Doing cocaine you get the leaves and completely modify it into a much more potent powder that is physically addictive unlike marijuana and coke can actually kill you, unlike marijuana.
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enorus (03/10/2012) [-]
What a well thought out answer. I like the way you insert your sources into the text particularly.
"Cocaine dependence (or addiction) is a psychological desire to regularly use cocaine" (Wikipedia)
"[...] cocaine and crack are not physically addictive like heroin" (Drugscope)
wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_cocaine_physically_addictive
"Cocaine dependence (or addiction) is a psychological desire to regularly use cocaine" (Wikipedia)
"[...] cocaine and crack are not physically addictive like heroin" (Drugscope)
wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_cocaine_physically_addictive
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N. Korean citizen (03/10/2012) [-]
Even though I have nothing against weed, being a former stoner myself, the number one statement uneducated stoners have for their argument is "Well marijuana is all natural man." Sure, the plant is natural and it grows from the earth, but there is absolutely nothing natural with lighting plants on fire and inhaling the combustion from it. Just sayin.......
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darthblam (03/10/2012) [+]
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I'm getting so sick of this stuff... it's like these people just HAVE to prove something. You smoke pot, big fucking whoop.
I don't give a damn whether people smoke pot or not.. but for fucks sake can you people just shut up and get over how common it really is... you're not fucking special and you're not cooler because of it.
... this has been an irritated rant, courtesy of DarthBlam
I don't give a damn whether people smoke pot or not.. but for fucks sake can you people just shut up and get over how common it really is... you're not fucking special and you're not cooler because of it.
... this has been an irritated rant, courtesy of DarthBlam
Pardon me, as I may be wrong, but OP doesn't seem to be advocating Marijuana. So what are you upset about? Unless you mean the whole discussion on both sides, in which case I agree with you. People should stay out of other peoples lives, and let them do what they want. So long as they don't hurt anyone.
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gmarrox (03/10/2012) [-]
The problem is that we KNOW we're not special, but when we casually mention it as something we do we get buttfucked by red thumbs and hate comments. We never said we're special or better for smoking pot. We just wish that we could start a comic with "So i was taking a bong hit" with the same level of understanding as "So I was making a sandwich" or "So I was drinking with friends," but no, somebody mentions weed and there's a shitstorm.
tl;dr we never said we're special, people flip shit when weed is mentioned.
tl;dr we never said we're special, people flip shit when weed is mentioned.
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darkluckyy **User deleted account** (03/10/2012) [+]
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As someone who has smoked pot casually for the past 4 years or so, I admit that I'm definitely pro-pot when it comes to these 'debates.' Still, this really is the first strong argument I've ever heard against pot that actually makes sense. Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to stop smoking because of a post on FJ, but it's given me something to think about.
tl;dr? >mfw
tl;dr? >mfw
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darkluckyy **User deleted account** (03/10/2012) [-]
Not really for the first two because there are blatant detrimental effects to one's health from smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol; there are none for marijuana. However, this is the first time that I've heard weed considered a bad thing because of how it wastes time. It can definitely be grouped with things such as TV and video games with that in mind, but this is the first time I've heard that argument, which is why it caught me off guard.
South park almost always has a really good message buried under all the nigger, jew, gay, and poop jokes.
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brosafterhoes **User deleted account** (03/10/2012) [-]
INB4 "I smoke pot and still get good grades"
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holyshizzle **User deleted account** (03/10/2012) [-]
>Tries to give his opinion on Marijuana.
>Can't even spell it.
>Can't even spell it.
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rshanebarnes ONLINE (03/10/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
If you're just now reaching the comments, bail now; such a useless thread
"addicted" you cant get addicted to pot. there is literally no physical dependency to it. at the most theres a small longing for it, but no actual addiction. i know addiction, i was hooked on oxycodone for the longest time, and the longing for pot is NOT addiction.
im not talking by leaps and bounds, jsut slightly
But among light users (fewer than five joints a week)*, researchers found gains in IQ scores of about 5.8 points. Former users and non-users also had slight increases in their scores -- of 3.5 and 2.6, respectively.”
www.marijuana.com/threads/can-marijuana-make-you-smarter.161714/
But among light users (fewer than five joints a week)*, researchers found gains in IQ scores of about 5.8 points. Former users and non-users also had slight increases in their scores -- of 3.5 and 2.6, respectively.”
www.marijuana.com/threads/can-marijuana-make-you-smarter.161714/
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N. Korean citizen (03/10/2012) [-]
there is no addictive qualities in weed if i'm not mistaken. Her brain isn't saying "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME WEED" it's her thinking that she wants the weed and likes that feeling it gives. Having a little restraint can make her stop unlike cigarretes which make the brain think it needs the nicotine.
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N. Korean citizen (03/10/2012) [-]
I am gunna go ahead and say she is probably full of shit. I'll bet anything she is just looking for a scape goat for her actions and wants to blame weed so she can continue acting this way because she doesn't really want to change. I know because i was an immature weed smoker to. I was failing 4 classes in high school and thought pot was the cause so I brought up the courage to quit. Well guess what? It wasn't. I was just as lazy as before I quit. Realizing I had nobody or nothing to blame but myself I pulled my act together and Im an honor student now. And guess what else? I smoke fat everyday, sometimes before school. And if she really does get "psycologial help for it" than she probably has some sort of mental condition and shouldnt be smoking weed in the first place, so thats her fault, not the weed. But Im still betting she's just immature and needs to realize she only has herself to blame...
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N. Korean citizen (03/10/2012) [-]
Notice the use of "probably" you twit. From the vague description you provided of her I'm just assuming this is a case of immaturity because it sounds like what I went through. And if weed really does make you so lazy how can you explain hundreds of thousands of people who live normal healthy lives while smoking everyday?
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N. Korean citizen (03/10/2012) [-]
Well alcohol is legal and it causes all sorts of problems throughout the body, and it is mentally addicting. Thousands die every year from the effects it does on the body alone, and people can even die from withdrawing even if they do try to quit; it they are alcoholics that is. But thats legal. And I honestly don't even want to go into why tobacco is legal. But point being if all this shit is legal than making weed legal (prohibited of course) would like be putting a drop in the ocean.
I know but remember they tried to illegalise alcohol once but it was impossible due to underground trading. It has been intigrated into society since it have existed so long. If you're only argument is to compare it to something else thats bad for you i till dont see a proper reason as to why this is needed
I don't know my friends and I aren't lazy stoners we get super ripped then clean the apartment, reorganize small items, and rearrange furniture. My girlfriend spends this time doing her physics homework, she's a pot head and majoring in nuclear physics, with a minor in applied and theoretical physics. I guess it affects everyone differently, I get lazy and not wanting to do anything when I get drunk. When I'm drunk nothing else matters but me. Thats why I do not drink.
Do you drink alcohol? Do you smoke cigarettes? Do you eat fast food? Do you drink caffeinated beverages? Have you ever taken a prescription pain medication? Have you ever used NyQuil or Robitussin? I could keep listing things that people use every day that weak individuals take and ruin their own lives with it. An inanimate object does not have the ability to be bad, it exists it's actions follow the laws of nature that govern them. It's us, people, who fuck it up just like everything else.
and alcohol has so many benefits to you? weed is being used as medicines and as relaxants booze kills brain cells and turns good people into assholes and animals weed is illegal and with the money being thrown at keeping it illegal from the alcohol companies it will stay like that. They want you to drink and get drunk and drive and beat your wife and fuck up your life because it brings in money threw court and legal fee's
but booze was made illegal and the rise in crime and health problems from unclean distilling processes and underground speak easies made them turn over the law i mean even the white house had a secret wine cellar my family has a drinking problem and i can have a few beers but i need to know when to stop because of the mr hyde in me that can come out but when i smoke im still me just with a broader mind set to me pot opens my mind and makes me think more than if i was drunk so whats the difference from gettin ripped up drunk and straight up baked theres no real use for getting drunk or high its just a way to relax and unwind its a personal preference the way i see it
I know that booze were illegal once but the fact is that it didnt work because it was already integrated into society. When a drug have been legal for that long you simply cant remove it due to underground trading.
Thats why this worries me... If we legalise Marijuana theres no going back.
And i agree it is a personal preferance...
Thats why this worries me... If we legalise Marijuana theres no going back.
And i agree it is a personal preferance...
america sent over 40 billion dollars in 2011 on the war on drugs and they say that pot is the main money maker for the cartels and gangs and with gang violence in mexico at the highest and most violent its ever been wouldnt taking the money people spend and give to them instead taxing it and putting it back into the american economy be the better thing? they call pot the gateway drug and thats because people are buying from a guy that sells pot and crack or somthing worse then that amsterdam is the perfect example of a good system to use they have the lowest hard drug use in europe and have a low crime rate i mean look at prohibition they make booze illegal gangsters and crime goes up they make it legal again and the gangs that were running booze went down because now they have a product that anyone can buy at any corner store
if you look at the facts about pot compared to coke or meth those drugs destroy people and familys when was the last time you read a pot head robbed a bank for pot money or a pot head robbed someone in a alley im sure it can happen but not as much as crack heads and meth heads go and do no one has ever said they want to legalize all drugs just pot and its medical companies and alcohol companies that push to keep it illegal popular mechanics had a magazine issue that called hemp the fiber of the future the lotus car company made a car shell out of hemp and its stronger that fiber glass and up there in tensile strength with carbon fiber if you look up how it came about being made illegal you'll see it was based off of racism and they fact that loggers didnt want to spend the money to make the switch to hemp....now whats better for the environment cutting down tree's that take 50 years to grow or taking hemp and in 4 months you have a new field to harvest theres so much that can be done with hemp other that medicines and getting high
I support it for those uses, i however do not support it being selled legaly as a drug. If material and medicine is all you want it for then i support it if only factories under surveilance and pharmacys ca buy this stuff and use if for material or medicine
well think of this i could go out and buy 3 gallons of vodka and drink myself to death i could trick a dr into giving me oxy's which alot of them have no problems giving out i could down a hole bottle and kill myself off them i could go buy a gun and rob a bank i could eat 100 big macs and give myself a heart attack and i could buy a pound of pot and fall asleep before i even come close to death from overdosing i mean oxy's are heroin in a pill form its just a fact of life that people will find a way to get high the hemp plant has been on this plant before you me and everyone else you've ever met and it wasnt till the 20's or 30's that it was made illegal people have been using it for thousand's of years and not until recently it was banned
i know i know im not trying to argue with you i just feel like if everyone looked at the whole thing in a different light that the stigma of pot heads are losers and lazy will stop the american colonies where the largest producers of hemp back in the day george washington grew hemp and made whiskey the declaration of independence was written on hemp paper what the facts basically boil down to is that its here its been here and its time to start to use it for all of its uses and if smoking it and gettin stoned off of it happens well it happens people can buy computer duster and use it as intended or you can huff the can but you dont see them banning that
see everyone thats against pot brings up these stupid facts like that one wit stealing and ooo it will be a health care nightmare when the truth is people that the ones that buy pot in a store are just gonna be the same people buying it in the street are you like a 35 year old mother or something the worlds changing better open your eyes before your left in the dust
how tho the thing is is that no one that supports the legalization of pot has ever brought up the fact that if pots legal then meth or coke or crack should be to its the ones that oppose it are the ones that say well if pots legal why shouldnt stealing or murder or anything else its just a way for you to try and make a stupid analogy to reference something that all people appose just to get your point across im laying out facts your laying out slander
Do you drink alcohol? Do you smoke cigarettes? Do you eat fast food? Do you drink caffeinated beverages? Have you ever taken a prescription pain medication? Have you ever used NyQuil or Robitussin? I could keep listing things that people use every day that weak individuals take and ruin their own lives with it. An inanimate object does not have the ability to be bad, it exists it's actions follow the laws of nature that govern them. It's us, people, who fuck it up just like everything else.
Have you actually done the research into the medical benefits of marijuana? It has been shown to help slow the progression of Alzheimer's disease. It's an anti-depressant, a pain reliever, an anti-emetic, sorry there's more but that's what I have off of the top of my head. I could go into political blah blah blah, but why? As it stands now the "war" on weed is dwindling, state by state they are adopting laws to make it legal for medical consumption, and slowly those states that already have the medical use passed, they are pushing for legislation to fully decriminalize it for recreational use. What we think/say here is irrelevant. Within the next ten years I see it being fully decriminalized nation wide and on the federal level. If you don't like weed don't use it thats fine, but democracy be damned if we "potheads" let people from stopping us from enjoying a harmless, yes until you show me scientific research to back up the claims of it being harmful not just personal experiences then it will remain harmless.
another person on here already addressed that issue, scientific research has found that because of the cannabinoid receptors in the brain, it kills cancerous brain cells that form independently from the actual brain structure. Heavy marijuana use has been proven to do less damage to the brain than drinking alcohol.
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thedport (03/10/2012) [-]
Well to be fair as pro marijuana as I am I agree introducing any form of combustible anything into your body will do some level of harm. In fact putting anything that you body didn't have in the first place will have side effects. Nothing is perfect the side effects of these pharmaceuticals that the FDA pass are scary as fuck. I mean come on ,anal seepage, really? It's all a guess when it comes to the stuff. But we keep shoving down our throats, anti biotics, pain killers (i.e. asprin, tylonol, bayer) all of these slow destroy the body and together cause's a lot of damage.You have to take one medicine to mask the side effects of this other one. And so on and so forth. I am empathetic to the plight of your friend I really am, but is it bad to let people such as my self, whom are productive members of society, hold down a full time and part time job to pay for school and housing. Also have never done anything, short of smoking pot and maybe speeding every now and then, illegal. Would it be a travesty for us not to have to worry about being sent to jail for consuming marijuana for recreational use? I don't like to drink alcohol father was an alcoholic, and I get bad hangovers, but a joint every couple of weeks is that bad?
I understand how you feel.
But i dont look at this law as a way to punish private users i see them as laws to pusish the drug sellers and screen society against this. That is why medicine with side effects are restricted.
Medice whitch can become addictive is always protected this way and dome drugs are illegal if they dont have that much of an useful purpose
But i dont look at this law as a way to punish private users i see them as laws to pusish the drug sellers and screen society against this. That is why medicine with side effects are restricted.
Medice whitch can become addictive is always protected this way and dome drugs are illegal if they dont have that much of an useful purpose
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N. Korean citizen (03/10/2012) [-]
But some people dont know that they are allergic and when they consume large quantities of peanuts they will die. Sorry whoozy, but there are also alot of people who are allergic and dont know it, so they cant avoid it, the problem is that the body keeps being hypersensitive to some substances, like peanuts. And they can directly die from it, unlike like from weed. You just have a weak personality if weed destroys your life, but you cant do anything if you are allergic and dont know it.
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N. Korean citizen (03/10/2012) [-]
Yes, yes it is. After working all week there is nothing like rolling joint and listening to some good music, sure you can tell me that there are ways to relax but weed is the thing that takes the pressure off. I like smoking weed, and I dont think that my right to smoking it should be restrained because some people who have a weak personality will abuse it and destroy theyre lives. By your logic you might as well ban alcohol and tobacco.
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N. Korean citizen (03/10/2012) [-]
Omfg how arrogant can you be? People like drinking alcohol and smoking, getting high on weed, it is not your or anyone elses right to ban them, it is your personal view on drugs, I have a right to drink and smoke what ever the fuck i want because I am not responsible for anyone who is too stupid or weak and gets addicted.
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N. Korean citizen (03/10/2012) [-]
I already can do ANYTHING I want, I can go to a dealer and get cocaine, heroin or whatever the fuck I want, but I dont, because im not retarded like your friend, I know that it could get me addicted so I dont do it. But weed does good for me, and I dont want to be a criminal for smoking it. And btw Portugal legalized all drugs and there are less drug addicts and drug related crime. So guess what, your bullshit hypocrisy doesnt work, giving people an option works.
Im sure weed doeas good for you...
Give me the law in portugal and the statistics if you want to prove something
Someone tries a drug once believing they wont get hooked and gets trapped. Not everyone can get out of it, but you seem to have no respect for those people at all
Give me the law in portugal and the statistics if you want to prove something
Someone tries a drug once believing they wont get hooked and gets trapped. Not everyone can get out of it, but you seem to have no respect for those people at all
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N. Korean citizen (03/10/2012) [-]
Weed does do good for me, it might be harmful for my lungs and my body but it relaxes me, it good for my mind, it helps me go thru shit everyday. Without relaxing I would not be able to work as well I work when using weed. You just never experienced it, you know what happened to your friend and label drugs as the root of evil.
Just type "portugal after legalizing drugs" in to google and get all the info you want.
"Someone tries a drug once believing they wont get hooked and gets trapped"
But I dont, and neither am I responsible in any way for theyre foolishness, I should not be punished for it.
Just type "portugal after legalizing drugs" in to google and get all the info you want.
"Someone tries a drug once believing they wont get hooked and gets trapped"
But I dont, and neither am I responsible in any way for theyre foolishness, I should not be punished for it.
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N. Korean citizen (03/10/2012) [-]
You also know if it is illigal people have to go thru dealers, you know, the kind of people that carry a gun around and shoot you if you dont have the money? And lets say you friend loans weed from a dealer and promises to pay him back but dont, the dealer will kill her. But if weed would be legal she would just buy the shit from a store and would live on, + it would not be so expensive so she have to blow all her money on it. Shit like that happens everyday, because drugs are illigal, it kills the addicts and funds organized crime.
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N. Korean citizen (03/10/2012) [-]
Yes, alcohol is the perfect example.You can go in to the store and buy enough of it to kill yourself. Do you? Does the majority of people do it? There are alcoholics, people who are addicted to it, has the society fallen now? People have a choice to drink, most of them dont. They have a risk of becoming addicted to it, but most people are smart enough not to get addicted. The same would apply to drugs, a very small percentage would get addicted to them, but would at the same time allow people like me( who dont get addicted but really enjoy drugs) to use drugs.
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N. Korean citizen (03/10/2012) [-]
They help reduce drug abuse but they sure as hell increase drug related crime and deaths. What would you prefer, if an addict would buy heroin from a legitimate place, get clean heroin, use a clean needle, would not have to pay all his/her money on it, would not go bankrupt, could possibly funcion in normal life, or if he would go to a dealer, buy some heroin cut with poisonous substances, pay all the money he has, go bankrupt, steal in order to get heroin, owe money to the dealer and in the end get killed by the dealer? If you care so much about people why do you support a system where they get killed and poisoned? A girl i know bough extacy at a rave party and got a serious poioning and nearly died, if drugs would be legal she could have gotten clean extasy.
I dont support that system because it is capable of killing people.
If you buy all the herion you crave, no matter how clean it is it will propably lead to an overdose or bankrupcy anyways.
Alcohol is legal still some people are bankrupt because of it
If you buy all the herion you crave, no matter how clean it is it will propably lead to an overdose or bankrupcy anyways.
Alcohol is legal still some people are bankrupt because of it
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N. Korean citizen (03/10/2012) [-]
Well I cant post links, but type "portugal statistic after legalizing drugs" in to google and have a look for yourself. Of cource we cant completely predict what will hapen if drugs would be legalized globaly, altough you can get pretty much get any drugs you want in south america, middle east, Africa, and parts of asia and people there arent addicts who cant deal with their lives. Life would most likely go on like usual, there would be less drug related deaths and crime. And people like me could smoke weed without being labeled as a criminal.
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N. Korean citizen (03/10/2012) [-]
Yes, it was a activist blog, i just tried if i could post links.
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Its just down to what you think would happen, when there are perfect exaples what really happens. You are now just holding on your idea, rather the actually analysing and understanding what would really happen.
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Its just down to what you think would happen, when there are perfect exaples what really happens. You are now just holding on your idea, rather the actually analysing and understanding what would really happen.
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N. Korean citizen (03/10/2012) [-]
For the statistic just do a little research on the internet, i cant post links here i think.
http://www.activistpost.com/2011/07/ten-years-ago-portugal-legalized-all.html
You can get high on heroin in most of the mid eastern countries, are there any news that the populace there are all heroin addicts?
If cocaine would be legal would you go to the store and buy it? No? Neither would most of the people because everyone are completely aware what dangers drugs posess.
Drugs being illigal is only useful for the drugdealers and mafia, if drugs would be legal organized crime loose their main income. Crimes would go down, corruption would go down since organized crime would not have that much money/power anymore.
http://www.activistpost.com/2011/07/ten-years-ago-portugal-legalized-all.html
You can get high on heroin in most of the mid eastern countries, are there any news that the populace there are all heroin addicts?
If cocaine would be legal would you go to the store and buy it? No? Neither would most of the people because everyone are completely aware what dangers drugs posess.
Drugs being illigal is only useful for the drugdealers and mafia, if drugs would be legal organized crime loose their main income. Crimes would go down, corruption would go down since organized crime would not have that much money/power anymore.