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Rage: Happy to be fat

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calling me fat. Iknow.. -.1 this won' t care! Hove how Isna.
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#38 - lookatmeimatarget (07/18/2013) [-]
It's not being fat that's a turn-off, she just comes off as a bitch.
#243 to #38 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
She's probably bitchy because she's fat though. Not saying all fat girls are bitchy, but it looks as if she's had a rough go of it.
User avatar #120 to #38 - Johnsfer (07/19/2013) [-]
You can be curvy and still be called beautiful by a majority of people, but when you are seeming like one of those "TOO BIG TO HANDLE, GB2 UR SKINNY WHORRES" fat girls and probably the same weight as me while being almost a foot shorter than me, you don't come off as attractive.
User avatar #99 to #38 - anonymoose ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
And she's fat.
User avatar #96 to #38 - xturboxx (07/18/2013) [-]
I'd say it's pretty much 100% the fat part. I mean I like a confident girl, but damn there's a limit.
User avatar #86 to #38 - doigboiger (07/18/2013) [-]
Yeah but it's the being fat thing first.
User avatar #70 - stuartbewbzz (07/18/2013) [-]
People shouldn't give her grief.

It's not like she doesn't have enough on her plate already...
#76 to #72 - cobaltlumi (07/18/2013) [-]
**cobaltlumi rolls 66** This is my only Gandalf image.
#78 to #77 - cobaltlumi (07/18/2013) [-]
Oh hey I found another!
Oh hey I found another!
User avatar #73 to #72 - stuartbewbzz (07/18/2013) [-]
Lost my **** at that response.
#34 - BerryLicious (07/18/2013) [-]
Oh, and here. The most beautiful thing I've ever read.
#59 to #34 - daranoid (07/18/2013) [-]
awesome
#85 to #34 - thecrayzeeman (07/18/2013) [-]
Absolutely wonderful.
#119 to #34 - doddythechef (07/19/2013) [-]
>mfw reading about this fat bitch

why is humanity so vial this century wee need the Kane back
or a virus outbreak <- that would nicely clean the earth
User avatar #126 to #34 - srskate (07/19/2013) [-]
"S Doradus is [...] A hypergiant, it is one of the most luminous stars known"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S_Doradus
#215 to #34 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
that was such a good thread

The op had a lot of ****** up roommate stories
User avatar #265 to #34 - revengeforfreeze (11/05/2013) [-]
Fat people stories? That's kinda mean.
User avatar #43 to #34 - jlew (07/18/2013) [-]
I like this story.
#185 to #34 - thesinful (07/19/2013) [-]
It's always the GF/BF that ruins the perfect roommate. My roommate's GF was such a cunt that within an hour of meeting her, I told her, "I understand that you're Danny's GF and that you've been dating longer than Danny and I have been living together. I also understand that the two of you don't get to see each other much and want to spend as much time together as possible. I even understand that many me something of a buzzkill. But if you say one more word to me during your visit, I will throw you through a ******* window."

TL;DR: I regularly want to kill a friend's GF.
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User avatar #94 to #34 - benjamino (07/18/2013) [-]
I consider this and Neal the Tard to be the only 2 greentexts occupying the God-Tier.

Fat's McGee can **** off, God-tier only got space for one tard.
User avatar #154 to #94 - noxiate (07/19/2013) [-]
What about that one long ass greentext about the guy who's life got ruined because he used pages from the bible as toilet paper?
#196 to #154 - derpinathebadass (07/19/2013) [-]
I actually read that one today.
User avatar #198 to #196 - noxiate (07/19/2013) [-]
You actually ******* saved it
Thank you
why does the enlarged version seem shorter than the thumbnail?
User avatar #201 to #198 - derpinathebadass (07/19/2013) [-]
No problem, it was worth saving.
User avatar #250 to #154 - benjamino (07/19/2013) [-]
I forgot about that one, you're right that ones good **** . The ending brings it all around.
#15 - John Cena (07/18/2013) [-]
>calls skinny girls sluts
>takes a picture of her being a slut.
self-esteem issues. They **** you up.
#29 - Hightower (07/18/2013) [-]
When your gut hangs down over your thighs, it's time to stop being proud of your body.
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#132 to #83 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
there is some fat girls that choose to be fat
User avatar #92 to #83 - Nullifier (07/18/2013) [-]
Why would you get thumbs down for this?

User avatar #95 to #83 - stuartbewbzz (07/18/2013) [-]
This guy. Right ******* here.

I can't stand fat people trying to justify their weight. It's pure laziness and nothing else!
#32 to #9 - John Cena (07/18/2013) [-]
that's animal abuse
User avatar #133 to #32 - richardfitzwell (07/19/2013) [-]
It's mercy...
#102 - anonymoose ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
I'd rather 			****		 an extremely skinny girl than an extremely fat girl. I love telling people that and seeing them judging me like I'm a bad person for having a sexual preference that doesn't conform to their pointless backlash against the media's image of skinny=sexy.
I'd rather **** an extremely skinny girl than an extremely fat girl. I love telling people that and seeing them judging me like I'm a bad person for having a sexual preference that doesn't conform to their pointless backlash against the media's image of skinny=sexy.
User avatar #241 to #102 - mourningspawn (07/19/2013) [-]
Well yeah... the scale is like

death-------skinny-------normal--------fat-------------------------------------- ------death
#256 to #241 - John Cena (07/20/2013) [-]
death----skinny--normal----death.
Being overweight drastically increases your chance of heart or artery problems, so shut the **** up.
User avatar #262 to #256 - mourningspawn (07/21/2013) [-]
no, im saying you die from being too skiny, and you die from being too fat, both at points that are drastically different compared to the "normal/healthy"
#104 to #102 - stickandmove (07/18/2013) [-]
Thank you.

And people treat obesity like it's a birth defect or some **** ... it's a choice. It's okay for me to not agree with it, lol.
#66 - weenieandthebutt (07/18/2013) [-]
I don't have a problem with fat women (nor do I condone bodyshaming) but I seriously can't stand the type who prance around acting as if they're the hottest 			****		 around and that they're entitled to get society to view them as 'beautiful' and 'attractive'. It's apparently okay to bodyshame slim women as anorexics, stigmatise those who choose to impulsively stick to the strong discipline of strict dieting and healthy eating as &quot;slaves to the media&quot; yet if anybody was critical to their lifestyle, they'd get berated as shallow assholes. I just don't understand how any normal functioning, rational person can find this 			****		 attractive? It's not even just unappealing in the visual eye but I would not want to pass on my genes to someone who neglects their body and shows a complete lack of respect towards it. Being fat and regarding yourself as 'beautiful' isn't a demonstration of high selfesteem, it's a notion of giving up easily.   
   
You're not curvy, you're not beautiful, you're not attractive, you're not healthy, you're not slightly chubby, you're not empowering, you're not desirable, YOU'RE 			*******		 GOD DAMN REPULSIVE AND FAT WHO SHOULD LEARN TO KNOW YOUR PLACE IF YOU CHOOSE TO BE LAZY 			****		 AND NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!! You should not contribute towards the gene pool at all.
I don't have a problem with fat women (nor do I condone bodyshaming) but I seriously can't stand the type who prance around acting as if they're the hottest **** around and that they're entitled to get society to view them as 'beautiful' and 'attractive'. It's apparently okay to bodyshame slim women as anorexics, stigmatise those who choose to impulsively stick to the strong discipline of strict dieting and healthy eating as "slaves to the media" yet if anybody was critical to their lifestyle, they'd get berated as shallow assholes. I just don't understand how any normal functioning, rational person can find this **** attractive? It's not even just unappealing in the visual eye but I would not want to pass on my genes to someone who neglects their body and shows a complete lack of respect towards it. Being fat and regarding yourself as 'beautiful' isn't a demonstration of high selfesteem, it's a notion of giving up easily.

You're not curvy, you're not beautiful, you're not attractive, you're not healthy, you're not slightly chubby, you're not empowering, you're not desirable, YOU'RE ******* GOD DAMN REPULSIVE AND FAT WHO SHOULD LEARN TO KNOW YOUR PLACE IF YOU CHOOSE TO BE LAZY **** AND NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!! You should not contribute towards the gene pool at all.

User avatar #150 to #66 - iridium (07/19/2013) [-]
There are some moderately fat chicks out there (like I'm talking pudgy but not where they have fat drooping down their thighs and arms, because that's when it gets excessive) who can pull off cute and even attractive, so it's not even that such weight will automatically make them ugly. It's when their personality is ugly as well that it really adds to it all. The women you're describing are often ugly people on the inside as well. That's not a good personality trait to have at all, and certainly not an attractive one.
#242 to #66 - hystericalparoxysm (07/19/2013) [-]
&gt; says doesn't condone body shaming   
&gt; proceeds to go into rant about how fat and repulsive girl is
> says doesn't condone body shaming
> proceeds to go into rant about how fat and repulsive girl is
User avatar #247 to #242 - weenieandthebutt (07/19/2013) [-]
What I mean by bodyshaming is going up to them and explicitly stating how ugly they are to their face and bluntly condemn them for their lifestyle. At the same time, I have every right not to deem them attractive nor do society owe it to them to view deem them beautiful. There's a reason why fit people tend to be models since they actually have to work hard for their bodies and it's our biological imperative that men go for the slimmer women that'd produce the healthiest offspring.

The reason why this **** riles me up is that just like the odd socially awkward, unconfident beta isn't entitled to sexual attraction and how the world doesn't owe them for being nice, the same applies to fat women.
#39 - jaigurudevaom (07/18/2013) [-]
Bigger women can be sexy, but she's just being a bitch
User avatar #41 to #39 - trollmobile ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
agreed
my woman isn't exactly skinny (she's way smaller than the one in the content though)
but she carries her weight very well, and she's adorably cute.
#181 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #230 to #181 - luthervonappledorf (07/19/2013) [-]
No matter how many times I see this gif... I still love it.
#239 to #181 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
This gif is from a video filmed at my school. Legit no joke, that teacher teaches at my school, and those girls were students a few years ago. Laughed my ass off seeing this here.
#164 - killerblue (07/19/2013) [-]
>stab her
>use the fat as oil to power our cities for years
#178 to #164 - notyaoming (07/19/2013) [-]
Sadly whale hunting was outlawed years ago.

But call the Japanese...they'll hunt anything.
#45 - imonaboatman (07/18/2013) [-]
I don't mind fat girls. What pisses me off are fat girls like this who think they're ******* supermodels and act even more stuck up than the hot skinny girls they make fun of all the time.
#146 - likeabox (07/19/2013) [-]
Her flabby arm looks like the steam logo.
#165 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
Why are people making fun of skinnier girls now? It's like it's perfectly fine to be fat (i'm sorry. Curvy. Because real womenz have curves.) but if you're skinny, then the curvy bitches label you as a gross anorexic slut. I actually had a girl say that I looked ******* disgusting, and that I was what's wrong with society the other day when I was at work. I'm not even really skinny. I'm 5'5 and I weight 120. That's average. My ribs don't show. I don't have a thigh gap. I have stomach fat. I am perfectly healthy. Have people just kind of decided that it's not okay to be at a healthy body weight anymore?
Side note: this girl comes off nasty as **** .
#168 to #165 - John Cena (07/19/2013) [-]
And you know what, bitch can say what she wants about skinnier girls, but at least I wont be on a walker in 30 years because my knees can no longer support the strain of holding up my body's weight.
User avatar #114 - ritzrules ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
I don't like people who use their weight as a means of declaring superiority over others, be they large or small.

If you're a fat-bottomed girl who says that skinny girls are nothing but skanks and whores who starve themselves for some penis, you do NOT make the rockin' world go 'round.

The same goes for skinny people who say that large women are ugly, lazy bitches who don't do anything with their lives.

Your bitch factor is completely independent of your BMI.

She's not ugly (just) because she looks like the hell-child of Gabe Newell and Susan Boyle; it's because her soul looks like the Krabby Patty that Spongebob found under the grill.
#255 to #114 - John Cena (07/20/2013) [-]
Though fat women are lazy. Hate me if you want, it's the truth, ******* deal with it.
User avatar #259 to #255 - ritzrules ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
Well, okay. In the amount of physical exertion they go through every day, yes. They are physically lazy. But they could be very studious or diligent with their jobs.

They can just be lazy in the most physical sense possible.
#144 to #114 - thebeatlesfan (07/19/2013) [-]
I thoroughly enjoyed your references, especially the Queen one. You're my favorite person of the day.
#159 to #144 - ritzrules ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Your username makes you MY favorite person of the day, good sir.
#162 to #159 - thebeatlesfan (07/19/2013) [-]
Oh you.
#53 - rprol (07/18/2013) [-]
It's fine to be fat. Or skinny. Or whatever. It's not fine to bitch about it.
User avatar #35 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/18/2013) [-]
come on guys, she's a total ten..... on the richters scale
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