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#13 - penguinlife
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(02/26/2012) [-]
Describe funniest thing to happen to you while high on anything. GO!

I thought I was an iguana and kept trying to catch things with my tongue.
User avatar #50 to #13 - snowheyoh
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>smoking it up with a girl in friends apartment
>pretty hot, nice face, good T&A (tits and ass)
>she never smoked before, i was willing to help
>three bong bowls later....
>watched snow fall from the dark sky from balcony
>listening to Black Sabbath's "Planet Caravan"
>watched snow fall for an hour
>walked to subway, delicious meal
>smoke two more bowls
>proceed to wonder off in his apartment
>proceeded to **** in best friend's cunt of a sister
>****** while listening to Tool's Lateralus
#69 to #50 - potatotown
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dude, once me and my buds were taking the ferry into Seattle and when we got off the boat and started driving up into the city, we were just ******* blaring Black Sabbath's War Pigs, all the windows open, the speakers in my car about to ******* explode, **** was so cash. this is how i imagined we looked like
dude, once me and my buds were taking the ferry into Seattle and when we got off the boat and started driving up into the city, we were just ******* blaring Black Sabbath's War Pigs, all the windows open, the speakers in my car about to ******* explode, **** was so cash. this is how i imagined we looked like
#74 to #69 - potatotown
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what we actually looked like
User avatar #73 to #69 - snowheyoh
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thats ******* boss. We also listened to electric funeral on the ride over to subway, but i didnt know how many Black Sabbath fans are on FJ...
User avatar #77 to #73 - potatotown
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i know man, Black Sabbath is the ****, im sure there are many of us, but i think we try to lay low and not get swept up in all the ********** and such, i think we need like a Classic Metal channel, that would be awesome
User avatar #83 to #77 - snowheyoh
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lets make it!
#49 to #13 - thatmetalguy
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had a theory that the when the Death Star blew up that the pieces kept going since the laws of gravity don't apply in space. and since it was "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" then the pieces could come and hit earth and kill us all.
#44 to #13 - anon id: eac6d6ae
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i don't know if it's really funny, but the very first time I got baked

my friend and I argued for over 30 min on how you pronounce the word nostalgic...
User avatar #30 to #13 - mikebyrnez
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stupidly huffed gas with a friend. (10/10) thought i was an atom falling through a never ending bottomless pit. all the other atoms were flying upwards. they were all screaming at me "nothing is real. everything you think is real is a lie" i preceded to scream "no! help me! it's not true! no!" i then opened my eyes 15 minutes later and never felt more happy to be alive.
User avatar #29 to #13 - ferrettamer
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I once did 2 whole aspirins. I was so ****** after that.
User avatar #107 to #29 - aoeui
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hehe same
User avatar #108 to #107 - ferrettamer
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it was ******* radical
#25 to #13 - mattcris
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I literally forgot how to blink for about 5 minutes. I was sitting around with a couple friends smoking, and one noticed and said "hey, you haven't blinked in a long time", and I said "what really?" . So I tried blinking, but actually couldn't, until I all of a sudden accidentally blinked, which felt sooo good.
User avatar #18 to #13 - iworshipsanta
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dropped acid once. alone. i was on the tip of a mountain trying to catch birds. then i fell of said mountain. as i was coming down, i realized i was hanging on my pan tree door and it broke and i feel down. the birds were bananas.
User avatar #17 to #13 - mookiez
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Got high as hell maybe a [8] I went to Walmart, I took something back. to the return counter, the people inline where staring at me, And there was this cop there looking at me to, I felt awkward as hell, But in front of me, there was a guy taking back movies, He turned around, his nose was red, he was speedy as hell, and was rubbing his nose, I could tell he did some coke, But later I saw the guy, buying the same movies he took back..
#16 to #13 - potatotown
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Well, i have a tie between the two, ok...   
1. Me and my hood friend Trav got real baked, about a [9] and we ended up spending about 45 mins in his kitchen looking for koolaid, but we ended up never finding it because we kept on forgetting why we were in the kitchen and got distracted by other things, and then it was during that experience i learned that i am a ****** on the inside, but with a nerdy curly haired white guy shell.   
   
2. Ok so me and my hood friend Trav got high another day, this time we were just out of it, i would say we were both at about an [11] and we decided that it would be absolutely foolish to drive, so we walked back to my apartment, and on the way we noticed some *********** trees just chillin in the sun, and we decided to hug the *********** trees, and then i took out my pocket knife and went over to the other tree, who got no hugs because i thought he was being a dick, standing in front of all the other trees, soakin up all their *********** sunlight, so i got my knife and carved "hitler is bad" in the tree.   
   
TL;DR   
1. My ghetto friend and i spent 3/4 an hour looking for kool aid   
2. My ghetto friend and i hugged some trees and carved "hitler is bad" in the dick tree
Well, i have a tie between the two, ok...
1. Me and my hood friend Trav got real baked, about a [9] and we ended up spending about 45 mins in his kitchen looking for koolaid, but we ended up never finding it because we kept on forgetting why we were in the kitchen and got distracted by other things, and then it was during that experience i learned that i am a ****** on the inside, but with a nerdy curly haired white guy shell.

2. Ok so me and my hood friend Trav got high another day, this time we were just out of it, i would say we were both at about an [11] and we decided that it would be absolutely foolish to drive, so we walked back to my apartment, and on the way we noticed some *********** trees just chillin in the sun, and we decided to hug the *********** trees, and then i took out my pocket knife and went over to the other tree, who got no hugs because i thought he was being a dick, standing in front of all the other trees, soakin up all their *********** sunlight, so i got my knife and carved "hitler is bad" in the tree.

TL;DR
1. My ghetto friend and i spent 3/4 an hour looking for kool aid
2. My ghetto friend and i hugged some trees and carved "hitler is bad" in the dick tree
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User avatar #56 to #48 - potatotown
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that sucks, what happened? did you accidentally say the you know what word around him?
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User avatar #65 to #58 - potatotown
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my hood friend Trav was spic, well, thats what we called him (actually i think he's part Panamanian, in all good fun, i was fatass (when we first met i was pretty hefty, but have lost a lot of weight), my friend Reed is Midget (he's 23 and 5'2") and our bud Mason is Albino (he is really pale and has snow white hair) and so all these nicknames are just all in good fun
User avatar #60 to #58 - potatotown
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oh, weird, my hood friend Trav moved to Idaho over this previous summer, but we're still buds over facebook, i guess we're both Trav-less
#14 to #13 - YourName
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Convinced myself that marijuana allowed myself to catch up with evolution enough to grow wings.

For the next 30-35 minutes, I was running around the park, arms spread wide and flapping, screeching what I thought was the sound of a bald eagle, and pouncing on everything in sight. Including a few small children and a chihuahua I thought looked delicious.
User avatar #33 to #14 - kittykatman
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About an 8 maybe an eight and a half, felt sorry because my dog is adopted and he never knew his parents, so i start licking his ears and head to make him feel better. Afterwards made him a bologna and cheese sanwich and gave him a glass of water.