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#58 - georgemcfly (02/14/2012) [-]
**georgemcfly rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Why did god... ** <- my attempt to roll pizza
#52 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8,048** vegeta disapproves.
#48 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY! GREAT JOB OP!
#44 - cthulusushi (02/14/2012) [-]
It annoys me when people say "toenail clippinged it down because of stoners/ponies/nessie/fake/female/because it's not something I can relate too", I feel that if you don't like something on impulse because of the content you should merely skip it, I dislike ponies, so I skip, because it's not my choice content, if however I see a shitty stoner comic, i will toenail clipping it down, because normally they amuse me, rant over kthxbi

#45 to #44 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
fuck you i won't do what you tell me ­*toenail clipping­s down*
#46 to #45 - cthulusushi (02/14/2012) [-]
oh hello anon, I'm presuming you're actually someone who logged out, simply so I can't toenail clipping you back down, however you are still entitled to your opinion either way.
#37 - kalimah (02/14/2012) [-]
wow even i know this is a retoast
#34 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
<--Saw this shit

Thu­mbed down, moving along now.
#31 - dedaluminus ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
**dedaluminus rolled a random image posted in comment #1957386 at FJ Pony Thread ** Pizza roll.
#17 - sofasunited (02/14/2012) [-]
<= you
User avatar #49 to #17 - thefunnyside (02/14/2012) [-]
I'm also fighting for the right to have house plants legalized!
#15 - aghabikhoda (02/14/2012) [-]
**aghabikhoda rolled a random image posted in comment #602 at So, heard you like bad boys.. ** will i roll a picture of a pizza?
**aghabikhoda rolled a random image posted in comment #602 at So, heard you like bad boys.. ** will i roll a picture of a pizza?
#38 to #14 - giovan **User deleted account** (02/14/2012) [-]
#11 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
This is exactly why parents shouldn't care about their kids smoking weed. Your kid can either be home, getting high, wondering why the ceiling looks that way. Or out doing god knows what. At least that is how my mom looked at it, and i've yet to be arrested :p.

Been smoking since i was 12, just turned 18, so that's a solid 6 years too.
User avatar #41 to #11 - ritafox ONLINE (02/14/2012) [-]
how hilarious would it be if that good feeling when you poop sent anon's IP to the police for lulz
User avatar #25 to #11 - aussiepridevil (02/14/2012) [-]
i was with you up until you said your mum let you burn tree's when you were 12.

i'v been burning occaisionally for the past two years (i'm 17 now) and i regret smoking so young.

if you think she's a good parent by letting you burn at 12, please don't treat your children the same.
User avatar #20 to #11 - manofparody (02/14/2012) [-]
I'm 19 and my mom knows I smoke spice. She hates it with a passion, but I hate cigarettes more than anything in this world, and she smoked for years, even after she told me she stopped. She knows I'm the most responsible out of my friends, and I have to slap some sense into my friends every so often. They've done shrooms, and I slapped them then. They tried doing acid around me, and I slapped some sense into them. If it wasn't for me, my friends would be druggie street walkers.
I did marijuana, and no this is not to prove some type of "badassery", and I'm hardly affected by it. I smoked a shit ton before I even got a buzz. Then we did bayou blaster (spice) out of a water bong. One hit and we were staring at the floor for 20 minutes because we lost some of it. After 20 minutes of pure silence and staring at the floor, I bursted into laughter. Spice is way worst than marijuana, but I limit how much I do by a ton. the most I'll smoke spice is twice a month, if that.
If you haven't done spice, I recommend it. particularly bayou blaster.

The best I remember how it was on bayou blaster is:
My eyes felt weird, and whenever I went to rub them, they squished in. I thought if I kept rubbing my eyes, they would pop. I don't remember what it was particularly, but I remember grabbing my body/chest thinking my organs were going to pop out. In no way was this a bad feeling, but more of a sensation. So many things go through your head and whenever you talk it makes no sense. Basically: I went full retarded during my high, and it lasted for hours. I think it may just be because we hotboxed the room, because when we went to the gas station, I lost my high fast. I remember watching the union, and never paying attention to it because my mind was racing. I was high throughout the entire movie.

On a side note, I just noticed I wrote all of this to an anon.
User avatar #40 to #20 - enorus (02/14/2012) [-]
You smoke spice and think your friends will turn into "druggie street walkers" if they do LSD?
User avatar #42 to #40 - manofparody (02/14/2012) [-]
1: Spice isn't that bad, nor is it flat out illegal. Yes, certain instances of it is illegal, but not all.
Acid and shrooms is different. You don't walk into some store to purchase it.. You go through shady deals to get it, and the side effects of it is 10x worst than spice.
User avatar #43 to #42 - enorus (02/14/2012) [-]
The legal status of a drug hast nothing to do with how dangerous it is and I've both done mushrooms and bought LSD without going through shady deals.
In what way are the side effects of either of these substances even close to being "10x worst than spice"?
User avatar #47 to #43 - enorus (02/14/2012) [-]
I can also add that when two of my friends smoked spice one of them felt sick and the other ended up in the hospital. They have both done mushrooms several times with no side effects and I have taken shrooms once, no unwanted physical effects.
User avatar #51 to #47 - manofparody (02/14/2012) [-]
It differs person to person.
This isn't directed at your friend, so don't take it that way.
I'm responsible enough to know my limit of how much to smoke, and what's comfortable. Weed does nearly nothing for me, and so spice is my replacement for it. Like I said, I smoke it at most twice a month. I know it's addicting, and that's why I limit it so.
I was ignorant when I said "10x worst than spice" and was in a hurry, so just put whatever came to my mind first. I was wrong. Spice is highly dangerous, and no one takes it seriously. In schools, people always talk about how bad shrooms and acid is, but never spice. I never even heard of spice until last year.
And when I contradict myself by saying "Spice isn't that bad" then "highly dangerous", I mean it differs person to person. Controlled, it's perfectly fine. If someone is just looking to get as high as possible or be an idiot, then yes, they're going to end up in the hospital.
User avatar #56 to #51 - enorus (02/14/2012) [-]
My friends did not smoke much so being irresponsible had nothing to do with it but yes, different people will react in different ways, some people will die if they eat peanuts but that doesn't mean peanuts should be called dangerous. I am still very curious regarding to these supposedly horrible side-effects of hallucinogenic drugs though.
#13 to #11 - peskypete (02/14/2012) [-]
Wait, you're arguing that she is a GOOD mum right?
Any mum who lets their 12 year old inhale any type of smoke is a total moron.
Also, I am pro-weed. I just have some standards.
#18 to #13 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
#19 to #18 - peskypete (02/14/2012) [-]
Egads! A Spiderman thread?!
#21 to #19 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
#22 to #21 - peskypete (02/14/2012) [-]
I'll post what I like!
#23 to #22 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
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#65 to #50 - cecill (02/14/2012) [-]
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#59 to #57 - cecill (02/14/2012) [-]
I'm done. I got shit to do today nigga. good fun though
#60 to #59 - lovecerealguy (02/14/2012) [-]
damn you for having a life!
#61 to #60 - cecill (02/14/2012) [-]
hehe who am I kidding? It's V-day and I ain't got shit to do. Got a million of these
#63 to #62 - cecill (02/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #8 - ceas (02/14/2012) [-]
Almost every time in those kinda comics there's this one thing that really bothers me...
Why are your parents always around?!
#10 to #8 - jjholt (02/14/2012) [-]
That's kind of what parents are supposed to do.
Be around to protect you.
#12 to #10 - ceas (02/14/2012) [-]
Hmm, so all of these stoner-comics are made by 15 year old kids, I guess...
I mean, sure, parents should provide protection.
Yet their children do drugs at home all the time without getting caught, lol
#29 to #12 - zulloz (02/14/2012) [-]
What if they actually get caught but just make a rage comic saying they didn't, just to try to show the internet that they are badasses?
#35 to #29 - mrparkinglot (02/14/2012) [-]
Or what if...just a wild guess here... They just make it all up?  I don't know but...
Or what if...just a wild guess here... They just make it all up? I don't know but...
#36 to #35 - zulloz (02/14/2012) [-]
In that case,
Pic related.
#7 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
Enough of this drug "humor". Grow the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear about you BREAKING THE LAW.
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#9 to #4 - joshofsouls (02/14/2012) [-]
You're complaining about a retoast... that you yourself retoasted?
...

Get the fuck off of my internet...
User avatar #6 to #4 - Disonomous (02/14/2012) [-]
Did you make it?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thisisyourmission (02/14/2012) [-]
it's not even OC so you can't really complain that he retoasted.
#3 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
Lmfao
User avatar #2 - tiddycats (02/14/2012) [-]
My mom is awesome, she knew we were high and went out shopping and brought us back brownies and cake. I friggin' love my mom.
User avatar #1 - SuperDiglett (02/13/2012) [-]
A.K.A. you didn't wanna share your Pizza Rolls. lol
#16 to #1 - anonymous (02/14/2012) [-]
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