Perfect Girl?. . Ilka? being single just got boring, Looking its a boyfriend when wants ts smoke weed, eat pizza, play video games and have sex, . and mats about it, Also, if you are sensitive or wear gel in your hair don' t waste my time, because both ofthose are gay. Like . Comment . 6 minutes ago “fl 6 people like this, do ya like black guys?? minutes ago . Like . , 2 ike
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Perfect Girl?

Ilka? being single just got boring, Looking its a boyfriend when wants ts smoke weed,
eat pizza, play video games and have sex, . and mats about it, Also, if you are
sensitive or wear gel in your hair don' t waste my time, because both ofthose are gay.
Like . Comment . 6 minutes ago “fl
6 people like this,
do ya like black guys??
minutes ago . Like . , 2
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User avatar #5 - nyuORlucy (04/17/2012) [+] (9 replies)
am i the only one that feels like she described me
#12 to #5 - craneshop (04/17/2012) [-]
YFW
User avatar #22 - ilikeepicninjas (04/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Only wants to use a guy for sex, would probably use same guy for money for weed and pizza. If you got with her you'd be broke. Then she'd leave you because you can't buy her shit anymore. Then you're alone with no money. I really don't think she's the perfect girl at all.
#36 - tumteetitelytum (04/17/2012) [-]
mfw when she is ugly
mfw when she is ugly
#9 - xelihope (04/17/2012) [-]
This is retarded and desperate. She sounds stupidly desperate.

inb4 100s of comments saying "DREAM GIRL"
User avatar #16 - xuvious (04/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
no intact image of face, i have a feeling we are dealing with a girl who got beaten with an ugly stick

User avatar #42 - ipoopedinthegarden (04/17/2012) [-]
She's not... No offence but she's kinda an attention seeker...
#14 - ragingbrony (04/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
*ahem*
*ahem*
User avatar #24 - lewersss (04/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Instead of complaining about it, she should go out and find a guy.
But instead she put it on facebook, because she's an attention whore.
User avatar #48 - nukinzerambo (04/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Oh sorry i did not realize being sensative was a turn off...
ill go be a an asshole scumbag steve and not feel anything
#32 - adamks (04/17/2012) [-]
Ill bet shes fucking ugly.
User avatar #45 - doktorsschnabel (04/17/2012) [-]
"Also, if you are sensitive... don't waste my time."

She's looking for a Scumbag Steve...
#44 - Theyneverknow (04/17/2012) [-]
She's honest and has good taste
But likely a slag or fugly as shit and thinks she's gorgeous..I don't mean like lower your standards because you want pornstars..I mean that one person looking at makes you want to punch them with a chair in the genitals
User avatar #15 - spearpwi (04/17/2012) [-]
Good for a booty call. Nothing more.
#13 - Sylace (04/17/2012) [-]
His reaction:
#53 - egoplayer (04/17/2012) [-]
I think she's ugly as fuck.
#52 - GeneralLazors (04/17/2012) [-]
if she didn't smoke weed she'd be perfect especially the part about not wanting a sensitive guy I haven't felt anything emotionally since nam.
if she didn't smoke weed she'd be perfect especially the part about not wanting a sensitive guy I haven't felt anything emotionally since nam.
#27 - N. Korean citizen (04/17/2012) [-]
Where is this magical woman?
User avatar #11 - bakinboy (04/17/2012) [-]
the perfect girl is one that wants to do nothing but fuck and play videogames
#10 - xelihope (04/17/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure everyone likes pizza...what was the point of even adding it? Unless you literally plan to ONLY eat pizza with your new boyfriend.
#19 - thisisspartah (04/17/2012) [-]
to much compotition
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