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Money can't buy happiness

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Submitted: 08/17/2013
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#1 - tbagbandit (08/17/2013) [-]
It also buys you hookers
It also buys you hookers
#6 - Womens Study Major (08/18/2013) [+] (24 replies)
weed is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who can't have fun with their friends without weed. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ******* party with all their friends without needing to smoke. Or the people who smoke to hide from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the **** up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. It's also bad for the body and pot heads insist there's no bad side affects. It lowers your lung capacity. It also lowers your reaction time. Marijuana smoke burns a lot hotter than tobacco smoke so that also damages the lungs. It's known to lower sperm count as well. Weed also causes memory loss.

But one of the biggest problem with weed is the people you buy it from. You buy it from your local drug dealer, that's not that bad, but up the ladder is where the hardcore dealers are. The ones who ******* kill people or hurt them and cause fear. That's who your money is going to. Even if you just smoke casually.
#14 to #6 - imapancake (08/18/2013) [-]
Lets use your logic...   
Television is bad. it's a weakness. I hate people who can't have fun with their friends without television or video games. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a 						*******					 party without breaking bad pumping 						****					 in the background. Or the people who watch television to hide from their boredness. It's just a crutch. Man the 						****					 up and assemble that chair you got from ikea. Life is hard, man up. It's also bad for the body and television watchers insist there are no bad side effects. It hurts the 						****					 out of your eyes. It also makes you laugh at dumb commercials. Television screens are really 						*******					 warm and 						****					 and your basically staring at a luke warm rag, eye damage man. It's known to lower sperm count as well. Television also causes memory loss.   
   
But one of the biggest problems with television is the companies you buy it from. You buy it from your local best buy, that's not bad, but up the ladder is where the hardcore corporations are. The ones who 						*******					 make chinese kids assemble 3d led panasonic tv's for like $5 an hour. That's who your money is going to. Even if you watch television casually.   
   
Lets just sit in a circle and throw rocks at our dicks so we can have more to argue about!
Lets use your logic...
Television is bad. it's a weakness. I hate people who can't have fun with their friends without television or video games. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ******* party without breaking bad pumping **** in the background. Or the people who watch television to hide from their boredness. It's just a crutch. Man the **** up and assemble that chair you got from ikea. Life is hard, man up. It's also bad for the body and television watchers insist there are no bad side effects. It hurts the **** out of your eyes. It also makes you laugh at dumb commercials. Television screens are really ******* warm and **** and your basically staring at a luke warm rag, eye damage man. It's known to lower sperm count as well. Television also causes memory loss.

But one of the biggest problems with television is the companies you buy it from. You buy it from your local best buy, that's not bad, but up the ladder is where the hardcore corporations are. The ones who ******* make chinese kids assemble 3d led panasonic tv's for like $5 an hour. That's who your money is going to. Even if you watch television casually.

Lets just sit in a circle and throw rocks at our dicks so we can have more to argue about!
#2 - olizandri (08/18/2013) [-]
money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you marshmallows, which is pretty god-damned close.
#3 - Womens Study Major (08/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Weed can't always get you happy, heroin or morphine is a better resoning here as it will take away any problems no matter how heavy they are.
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