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User avatar #1 - sacredmagic ONLINE (09/12/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Mummy's got trust issues.
#70 - colonelbyers (09/12/2012) [+] (11 replies)
>16
>Go out midnight bowling
>Mom says good excuse for hooking up with girls
>Tell her no was really bowling an sends picture of us bowling
>She calls me a loner
#24 - stimpiltan (09/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
pic related
+66
#103 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#91 - donndee (09/12/2012) [+] (18 replies)
Bowling + Weed = Fun
Bowling + Weed = Fun
#356 - derpyhoovesretard (09/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#166 - buthow (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#141 - bakkenmetbaard (09/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Meanwhile behind the camera
Meanwhile behind the camera
#207 - ninootendoo (09/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#321 - tomainstream (09/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#113 - 4chan refugee (09/12/2012) [+] (7 replies)
ok, story time

> be 18 year old dutchie
> monday morning 10 o clock
> be in coffieshop with friend cause teachers are sick
> high as ****
> tax controllers van stops outside
> large man with mustache gets out
> Oh **** ! Its my friends dad
> we panic
> we look for an escape route, there is no back door
> We try the toilet, its locked
> we look around the room, no place to hide
> we are trapped
> we return to our table, knowing what ********* is ahead of us
> my friend takes a last hit from the bong, then lets his face rest into his hands
> The door opens
> his dad spots us and Rages
> Everyone is silent and looks at us
> the horror

2 years later we still come there once in a while. The staff still remembers the event.
Recently they showed us the security camera video, which they had burned onto a dvd. **** was hilarious.
#5 - 4chan refugee (09/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
*not *We are *Bowling *Yeah *It's
User avatar #7 to #6 - salihzzz (09/12/2012) [-]
you leave anon alone, you don't know what he's been trough
#138 - fishlepirate (09/12/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Seeing how everyone else is dropping their stories, here's mine.

>Be me, a son of two Polish immigrants
>Go with brother to play dungeons and dragons with some bros
>Go to friend's house who is hosting
>After 30 minutes or so, mom calls
>"Where you at?"
>dammit mom, we already told you
>"We're playing a game called Dungeons and Dragons at Austin's"
>"What?"
>"We're playing Dungeons and Dragons"
>"duns and drogons?"
>"No, dungeons and dragons!"
>"What's that?"
>Dammit mom, stop being Polish for one second
>"It's a game."
>"What kind of game?"
>"A game played by teenagers."
>"OOOOOOHHHHH AN ADULT GAME? BYE!"
>Instant hang-up from her.
>To this day, she thinks we play some adult game when we play dnd.
>It's ******* dungeons and dragons.

Sorry if this is long. It turned out to be a funny story we tell our friends about our parents.
#167 to #138 - blakjack (09/12/2012) [-]
>Dammit mom, stop being Polish for one second
>Dammit mom, stop being Polish for one second
-5
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User avatar #253 to #248 - anonemus (09/13/2012) [-]
**anonemus rolls 66**
Go **** yourself.
#250 - thesadness (09/13/2012) [-]
<the parents celebrating that clever comeback
<the parents celebrating that clever comeback
#175 - shadowconspiracy (09/12/2012) [-]
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#130 - omegasoul (09/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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