Life is beautiful.

First time I smoked weed I was straight up chewing one bite of food for about 20 minutes because I could not for the life of me remember how to swallow.

Now I chew food for mad long because it tastes so good that I just don't want it to go away.

First time i got high was when I was in eighth grade and some seventh grader said he had weed and that I could come over and smoke with him I thought he was lying but he lived across the street from me so I went to his house to see if he was lying and to my surprise he wasn't he even had a real glass pipe well me and him smoked some sour D and he was acting fucking stupid and I was acting calm as fuck all the stress in the world was just gone until he brought out his gun and said let me shoot you just once I was shitting bricks at this point and begging him not to kill me but then he pointed out the firing mechanism wasn't even in the gun so I calmed down again we did this a total of three times until he busted my turtle beaches when I brought them over I never went back and we never spoke again and Im sure he stole my Ipod cause to this day I still cant find it.

Oh my god...
the food...
oh my god...

OH MY GOD...

people making stoner-comics who either never have smoked in their lives or smoke some shit WAAY heavier than regular pot.
maybe some gnarly shit like peyote ..

I love how people always make a close up of the stoner faces

Fast food restaurants should be pumping money into weed legalization initiatives. Del Taco and McDonald's already make bank off of stoners.

funny thing is i cant taste at all when im high i just pay attention to the texture even though i think im tasting it.

**mattisdhabest rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at How To Troll a Shop ** mfw

Derp herp.

**gracy rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at /b/ and pokemon ** mfw when im high

Never really been high. Every time I've smoked it's been only a few tokes and every time I've been drunk.

first time i tried it, i took a single bite of a double quarter pounder, then proceeded to challenge myself to a race to finish the burger... i won. and then we sat down at a booth.

stoner jokes are fun and all, and i love watching stoner movies, i dont myself smoke weed. I dont care if people do or dont, but i personally find it a waste of time and money. but i still find this funny a bit

That face at the end always reminds me of Paul McCartney, I have no idea why.