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#7 - europeanswallow (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
once, I got so high I forgot how to take a screenshot
#15 - felixjarl (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#28 - detectivejewhat (02/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>at school freshman year
>Friend has some really, really good weed but he can't take it home
>"Detectivejewhat do you want this?"
>Never smoked before but always been curious
>"yes i want it"
>put 5 sack in my bookbag
>FF to around 6pm
>tell my stoner sister i have some weed and i want to smoke
>She flips ****
>Asks me where i got it
>is really confused that out of nowhere i want to smoke weed
>Parents come in middle of conversation
>"Can you guys go to the store and get some groceries"
>Oh my god **** yes perfect opportunity
>We leave
>Go to gas station and buy a can of coke and make a ghetto ass can piece out of it
>Start hot-boxing in store parking lot
>Done smoking, don't feel anything
>"This is gay I can't feel anything"
>get out, walk towards store
>My legs are jello
>My face is a cloud
>Where is store
>how does walk
>mfw it took us an hour and a half to find the chips
User avatar #8 - spankymcgee (02/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Story time.

Toking at a buddy's house and doing some homework. After a few hours decide to go home. As I pull into the driveway I notice that my Mom's car isn't there. I have a sigh of relief and say to myself, " **** yeah, Mom isn't home." I quickly realize I'm screwed when I see I'm in the passenger seat and my Mom is staring at me like I'm a ******* retard.

It was a good day.
#21 - TheTurnbull (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm probably late but I feel I can actually contribute to the stories here   
Was taking my first hit from a bong and getting back into smoking for the first time in months. One hit and I was out, on my ass and not moving. About an hour later, my buddies were done hockey, and we decided to go get some Freshslice pizza. We pile into a van and head out. On our way there the driver went right through a stop sign and I think 'man, that driver 						******					 up", then everyone starts yelling at me and I remember i was driving.   
   
tl:dr. Got high, forgot I was driving, went through a stop sign, got pizza. Crime pays
I'm probably late but I feel I can actually contribute to the stories here
Was taking my first hit from a bong and getting back into smoking for the first time in months. One hit and I was out, on my ass and not moving. About an hour later, my buddies were done hockey, and we decided to go get some Freshslice pizza. We pile into a van and head out. On our way there the driver went right through a stop sign and I think 'man, that driver ****** up", then everyone starts yelling at me and I remember i was driving.

tl:dr. Got high, forgot I was driving, went through a stop sign, got pizza. Crime pays
#23 - bluboy (02/28/2013) [-]
Im so kite like a high
#5 - telmarine (02/28/2013) [-]
i would wake and bake before school, but i have college chemistry in the morning   
   
High + chemicals = really fun for me, but chemical burns for lab partner   
   
its happened...he deserved it
i would wake and bake before school, but i have college chemistry in the morning

High + chemicals = really fun for me, but chemical burns for lab partner

its happened...he deserved it
User avatar #45 - limb (02/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
First time I got high was at a baseball field at 3 in the morning and it was 20 degrees outside (F)
+7
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User avatar #39 - alseides (02/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Stoner story time!

Once, I got so high, that I did something stupid.

Now gimme your thumbs
#40 to #39 - teranin ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - Riukanojutsu (02/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
STORY TIEM

>be 17
>have first gf
>summer
>aunt invite me, my dad, my stepmom and my gf to her house in the country
>erry one is happy
>first time gf sees family
>aunt recently started dating my father's friend
>ff to the first night
>we are around a campfire, my aunt bff and her bf are there
>my stepmom goes to sleep
>my gf, me, my dad, my aunt,my aunt's bf, her bff and her my aunt's bff are still around
>iteraly 2 minutes later my aunt's bff ask if we want weed
>wtfdidijustheard.wav
>my dad says yes
>okwat.jpg
>my dad and my aunt's bff starts smoking with everyone around.
>there so high its ******* hilarious
>best night ever

i have no idea why the **** she had weed on this particular time but im so ******* glad she had it.
User avatar #26 to #9 - nobigwhoop (02/28/2013) [-]
Holy **** . This has more characters than Downtown Abbey.
#55 - Sammmy (02/28/2013) [-]
The second time I got high with my best friend we smoked a blunt outside waiting for the pizza guy because we had ordered that cheesy bread stuff from dominos. So after we get our cheesy **** we go inside into my room to eat it. So I'm in the middle of eating my delicious gooey cheesy bread and I look over and he's rubbing the cheesy bread on his face. He just looks at me and he's like "Dude this feels so ******* good" And all I could say was ".....you're going to get such bad acne from that........" It was a good night.
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm
So
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Even
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#6 - duckslikegrapestoo (02/28/2013) [-]
after surgery when i got back home i had to pee but i was freaking out cuz i couldnt find the seat belt and it was unsafe to pee without one
#63 - twatmissile (02/28/2013) [-]
HFW there actually is a seatbelt
User avatar #50 - beefynugglet (02/28/2013) [-]
Last time I ever smoked it was some **** laced with a hallucinogenic. I thought I was being chased by wolves or some **** and was freaking out and running all around the house. Then I puked in a pillow case and hit my friend with it. Needless to say, I don't smoke much anymore unless I know exactly where it came from.
#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/28/2013) [-]
Remember Sun-Baby from Teletubbies? I just realised, it's their God.
Sun-Baby watches over them but why is it always laughing? You see it created the Tele-Verse and The Teletubbies. They live freely and happily but everyday when that Sun-Baby rises up, it's not laughing because it's happy to see it's creation at work, no, Sun-Baby is plotting their destruction. They have sinned and gone against the Tele-Bible. Tinky-Winky was gay, an affront to Sun-Baby God, it clearly states that in the Tele-Bible. They ignored Sun-Baby, forgetting it was what forged their existence. Sun-Baby was angered and destroyed the Tele-Verse. This is what happens when you ignore our God. Do you want to end up like the Teletubbies? PRAISE GOD!
Teletubby Apocalypse, it happened. It was a full on Tele-Caust, it was brutal. You try to deny it but we all know what happened.
DAMN YOU SUN-BABY AND YOUR SADISTIC TUBBY SLAUGHTERING! HOW CAN YOU SMILE ABOUT THIS? DO YOU HAVE NO SOUL SUN-BABY!
User avatar #27 - davvi (02/28/2013) [-]
"I was so high that"
I took a picture of the screen with my camera instead of taking a screenshot
User avatar #3 - jacksterlad (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i once got so high i forgot how to walk
User avatar #1 - sanditroll (02/27/2013) [-]
You should be banned again for not knowing how to use Print Screen.
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