This one time, my friend mutilated my cereal bag for she was a purple flying unicorn. Then, my dog came up and ****** my face right off. for she was on bath salts. I could not dance because my knees were wobbly jello. Then, Bill Cosby came in out of no where, wondering where the pudding was cause he had the munchies too.
i... i don't even know.
So my friend is high too, just to let you know.
*insert Dark Fantasy music* CAN WE GET MUCH HIIIGHERRR?
i'm trouble remembering how to computer.
lol i mean having trouble with
I just almost spilled Frosted Flakes (TM) all over my floor. "High Value Coupons" says the cereal box.
"Ah! A talking cereal box!"
oh! hahah i get it!!'
so, it's me, kat, hanging out with my dear josie! we've been friends like pretty much since birth. we've been pretty close but that doesn't make us two much like sisters, considering we've messed around and sort of dated for a month.
[; I loooove you a looooooooottt but i just cant date a dude with a vag. <---song that's playing
She is actually a girl
^ she implies